DEVILRY IN THE SKIES! THE BEAST DRAWS NEAR…

Comet McNaught lights up the southern sky!


The heavens do not lie. Look to the sky the Ancients tell us for it foretells the future.


Within days our doom will be revealed. As the Comet blazes across the sky the Beast readies to leave his lair and claim the world as his own.


As it was in years gone by…

1969: Comet Kohutek. The Orgies of Satan begin!


1926: Comet Alexandry Nevsky. US Billionaire Rockefeller meets with Adolf Hitler in Munich to fund the fledgling Nazi Party.


1798: Halley’s Comet. Napoleon absorbs his Satanic spirit to became the first Beast of the apocalypse.

 


Where is the evil one now? Where is he bidding his time and awaiting the call.


In Iran?


In the US?


In Australia?


In Lebanon?

 


Do we not deserve this? The total arrogance of the atheistic states we live in has blinded us. We spend the lives of others like they are grains of sand. Our lives are soaked in sin.


Blood soaked sin.


When the Great-Grandfather of the current President founded the Skull and Bones club with Aleister Crowley his aim was to have his perverted following inseminate the flower of America’s youth with the cream of Lucifer. And one evening after doing his best, Samuel P Bush stood on the balcony of his Harvard frat house and shook his flaccid John Hancock at the crowd gathered below. He swore eternal fealty to Satan and demanded they do likewise.


And so it was that the fate of today’s world was set.


What can you do to stop it?


Nothing. Except pray that your miserable soul is worth saving, for when the Beast is enthroned the Lord shall arrive with his Sword of Vengeance and smite the sinner, the deviant, and any who did not stand and fight Satan.


May you all rot in hell!

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    I always thought that he shook his flaccid "John Howard" at the crowd. Oh well...
    I have been biding my time, and the great moment has finally arrived!
    - Aleister (Beast 666)
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    with its lights on. And, if'n I dern't knows any better, I'd swear it was. Commets are Satan's tool for destruction of all of God's wicked turncoats. REPENT, and be saved. Or turn your back on the Lord, and witness his almight wrath on ye damned soul!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    It's a very hard horn for his horniest.
    I'm ready to worship you Satan; just give me the call.
    And I'll burn every Christian that calls.

    Imagine if all of us got a stiffy at the same time? I'm sure Satan would reveal himself. What a glorious moment...

    So let's aim for 12PM GMT on Feb 2nd to rub our pecker like the Genies bottle and give ourselves a hard on for Lucifer.

    And then point your old fella at the stars and wait for him to arrive.

    Amen.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 15 years ago
    where are the comets now?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 3 years ago
    Forget about the comets. Clearly eels are the more immediate threat!
    https://www.nature.com/articles/s41598-022-19248-8

    Hint: The Sargaso Sea = The Bermuda Triangle
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 3 years ago
    No matter. It's all come crumblin down.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 3 years ago
    @The Marvellous Julian I had that dream again last night. When the eels were slithering out of my arse. Splashing into the pan. Wriggling their way to Werribee.
    What a fucking nightmare.
    I could feel their coarse flippers rubbing my rectum as they exited. My mouth was blank like Burroughs talking ass. A silent scream in my eyes.
    If I counted one I counted a hundred.
    Reckon it was a childhood Yarra flashback. When we fished there all we ever caught was eels. Fucking eels.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 3 years ago
    But we're good now, aren't we. We're good
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 3 years ago
    Like as in em, we're ok? Now? Right?
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