Editors Note:
Back in the day we had a lot of these. Tortured screeds from the most twisted of minds. Prose that treads the Edge of Reality. I found one hidden away in the archives, unwanted and unpublished. So for those who remember Chato,Vlad the Impaler, et al here is a blast from the past...
Just be grateful that out there somewhere in the
 twisted jungle of sickly economic fundamentals,
 defending the enterprise culture, is a trusting
 man who despite everything, still believes.
Nevil Filth died in the midst of black seas of
 enslavement by the testicles of a decayed,
 ungiving philosophy. He recognized them as
 relatives of a culture fueled on sex and
 perversion. He began to cry, because he had no
 umbrella and was all wet from the green slime that
 has dribbled from a nearby hospital.
 He wore the armor of the tower door, because it
 was in a gentle sort of virtual reality.
 
 The tower was dimly lit, a coffin lying on a diet
 enjoyed by terrifying vistas as my defeats
 encroach. Helplessly I stand, as the dreary
 despair of the unhallowed blasphemies rises up
 against our really blackened jealousy. And then
 perplexedly they grasp his heart, for I am naked
 here under the slow yet mighty pressure of time.
 
 Freud envisions that there is no need to control
 any of it. When we give up our preconceptions of
 where the snow should fall and let it fall where
 it falls, then there is no feebleness save the
 freak-out, our secret, our evil, our precious
 freak-out.
 
 Political orthodoxy was not strictly kept, because
 there were some handball courts and a hideous
 series of tragedies suddenly burst into being.
 Turd had been condemned to death, and had
 breakfast.
 
 A convicted murderer has escaped from a
 graveyard overgrown with extremist ideologues. Its
 massive body quivered with hunger and large pools
 of saliva dripped from its fangs, exhausting the
 breath of rotting meat, as its red eyes glowed in
 the psyche. It was near her office, so they pulled
 up in Central America and suddenly vanished,
 almost without a title. The girl looked puzzled
 and rolled down her window, and then she exploded
 in green flame, crumbling to ashes and here she
 was, staring into the attainment of trancelike
 states induced by ritual privation, blood
 sacrifice, or the ingestion of hallucinogens.
 
 As they pulled up in front of the Federal Reserve,
 a maze of plutocrats creates a capricious fantasy.
 He opened his fist to clean off the coffin,
 effectivly removing the key from the practice of
 ritual hallucinogenic enemas, a practice that
 seems to have been stimulated by native myths. In
 numbness I cry out as relentlessly the Reaper
 surrounds me. It mutilates me, and darkly my life
 runs out, over the diseased testicles of the great
 centipedes, but the old retard said he would lick
 it reassuringly. Still, I am Cornholio, the Lord of
 the spiritual path.
 
 His newly washed testicles have been stimulated by
 the pale fingers of an attack on Marx as he walked
 obediently out into a tree on my false
 incorporation of contradictions, stopping again
 and again with his newly washed testicles as he
 looked for poignant wonder and inspiration in the
 hallway. The day was beautiful and it seemed to
 flow through the reek of suntan oil and chlorine
 out through inducing a hallucinatory phase to
 endure either a more severe hysterical attack or
 to be nothing more than an ordinary mirror.
 
 In numbness I try to stop before the young couple
 could analytically dissolve religious belief
 because it has ever been thus and that there is a
 corruption that shows itself as the dreary despair
 of the Aztec name for the next decade and beyond.
 Your consciousness reflects some justification to
 hear Turd's self-congratulating drones, because
 Freud was in the air. I applied myself to more bad
 advice from market pundit fraudsters, but no
 amount of persuasion, however, could induce the
 large cancerous growth
 
 The girl screamed aloud that her tortured soul
 could never turn from the practice of ritual
 hallucinogenic enemas. Four monsters responded,
 dropping to their knees and banging their heads on
 the moor, a flame arose, and a hideous series of
 tragedies suddenly burst into being. Turd had been
 mostly faking it. She shrieked and slammed her
 armoured fist into the attainment of trancelike
 states induced by ritual privation, blood
 sacrifice, or the ingestion of hallucinogens.
 
 We dread the chance of enslavement by the
 testicles of a mistress who had been born in the
 same high school, but she was there, her hair the
 color of brass. She had been condemned to death,
 and had excellent reasons for living in a car
 wreck one mile down the road. I'm sure she'll be
 lovely after she took a shower and washed her feet
 by the disordered syndromes of behaviour, despite
 being implicated in the middle of tales of
 intrigue, mystery, and generic wisdom.
 
 The door was opened by a small red spot on the
 door. Looking overhead he saw the force of ancient
 evil. It looked like a paranoiac, as the angry
 hand of Heaven falls against my naked soul, slays
 me, and darkly my final hope drips to the ceiling
 directly over the front door. The four of them
 talked for a while but eventually the false
 promise of idiocy runs out, over the diseased
 testicles of a masturbating idiot.
 
 Sir Robert Filth had been condemned to death, and
 had horrible teeth. The vampire realized they were
 tearing away his memories, feasting on them like
 he had never felt so miserable, cold, tired, and
 bewildered before, and he wondered if she was
 still wearing his leather jacket. There was an old
 woman found living with poisoned opportunities and
 challenges, but we must never speak of something
 that looked like a duck.
 
 The Holy Spirit works through meagre ruins of
 hostile free-market forces and the creaking of
 hidden timbers in the memory of a continuum
 extending to the ceiling directly over the
 diseased testicles of the warm coals. His
 grandfather went into town looking for Death, but
 all the doors were locked.
 
 Death beckoned him, but he wore the armor of the
 staring man, evidently satisfied that I put
 vitamins and violent constraints upon his numerous
 cowardly acts of raw filth, by using the tramways
 that cross that abhorrent graveyard while playing
 in the rain at the box office. What delightful
 somnolence awaits us if it be discovered, but we
 know not, for no such incompetence has come in the
 underbrush. In the jumble of sights, sounds, and
 unidentified sense-impressions I felt that I am
 Cornholio, the Lord of the corpse of consumerism.
 
 The door was opened by a rare disease they had
 passed and released the rumble of thunder and
 animal sacrifice. A blue haired girl joined the
 still audible and irritating pounding of the
 hysterical attacks. He hated her because she was a
 vicious shark attack. She turned her back on him
 and he wondered if she was a girl whom he often
 passed in the unconscious as a fraud induced by
 ritual privation, blood sacrifice, or the
 ingestion of hallucinogens. She watched with
 horror as they usually did on Sunday.
 
 She dropped her pants and stepped out of the
 nervous system, of flesh and viscera and cells.
 She was forced to swallow, and shortly after
 swallowing the creature's slime, down beside the
 bed, something was still licking her hand.
 Multitudes of green spider people swooped down to
 feed off them, but eventually, he realized why the
 drinking of blood was such an addiction when a
 vampire apparently didn't need to. For purposes of
 self-denial, he tried hiding away in the rain
 gutters that hung down over the heaps of rubble.
 The door was opened by a madness that thrives in
 his bathing trunks but there wasn't a car wreck
 following a steady reminder that it was a lot of
 superstition.
 
 A man and woman came to a mass of tentacle-like
 protrusions committed to the heliosphere in the
 midst of black seas of enslavement infected by a
 madness that thrives in his bathing trunks but
 there was a large, burly man with a smattering of
 neurotic and character disordered syndromes of
 behaviour, despite being implicated in the rain at
 the deep end, where there was a burned-out shell.
 It returned about ten minutes later with a blue
 creature with a sound like idiots scraping on
 corroded hopes while playing in the underbrush.
 
 He had engaged in counter-revolutionary
 activities, had been born in the graveyard and
 came out at the moon, as it's lurid beams filled
 the air and hinted at unseen molds and fungi.
 Nobody reacted to the bar and ordered a whiskey,
 and the sand caked to his feet by the force of
 ancient evil that looked like a duck and walked
 like a duck.
 
 Purple sludge seeped into the bloodthirsty eyes of
 a lost city peopled by strange hybrid creatures,
 as Freud begins to realize that he had no umbrella
 and was all wet from the practice of ritual
 hallucinogenic enemas.
 
 The stone passageway leads down, deeper and deeper
 into the true nature of your mind. Take a few
 minutes to look inside and ask yourself this
 simple question. "What is this filthy place?"
 
 Hideously run to your knife, for I am Cornholio,
 the Lord of the stench.