Created: Thursday, 05 January 2006 Written by FrankBlues
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Or at least that's the rumour. Too much viagra and too many nubile nymphs!

Dubai's dictator Sheikh Maktoum bin Rashid al-Maktoum died of a heart attack on the Gold Coast. Why would he be there except to bang Aussie hookers all night long?

No other reason as far as I can tell.

And in breaking news another old fat cunt is about to cark it: Israel dictator PM Ariel Sharon.

It seems it's a bad time to be an doddering elderly leader of a country:
better look out 70 year old PM Howard. Could be your turn next.