OFFICIAL XENOX NEWS STATEMENT
Monday, 01 November 2004
By TEX LUMBAGO
From now on the Right Honorable member for Bennelong John Howard will be referred to as "The Rodent" by Xenox News.
It is obvioulsy a term of endearment for Our Leader and so we will oblige.
If needs be we will call him "that cunt Howard" but only if we forget.
Thank You,
Tex Lumbago