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Dern weddin ring made out of old light bulbs - yep, you ain't gonna git no sweetie ta gussie up to ya with that piece of crap. Maybe some dumb ol crack-whore who'll slice yer uglies off fer no dern good reason when yer sleepin 'll give up her cooter fer that ring, I reckon.Y'all is jest too dumb to get it. Don't kow nothin! Smart fellers know ta go git that fancy gold weddin ring ta match the one they git. Make that gal feel right special fer thar preacher man makes it all official like. THEN YOU SLAP THAT RING ON YER GAL, JEST LIKE YOU DONE BRANDED A PRIZE STEER! She's yers. You own that gal fer the rest of her life, and if'n she give you a bunch of lip 'bout that, I reckon many a gal's sickly health might could cut thar life spectancy short.Thar weddin ring you done gave yer gal - that dern thing betta stay put ware you done stuk it. And, if any 'ol dick-slingin-joe come 'round sniffin that cooter that done belong to you, I reckon that ring's yer licence go go BLAM! upside that cooter-russler's head.Now, y'all ponder that fer you go jibber-jabberin bout thangs you dern't know nothin 'bout.

I was going to write another spray about Abbott's surprise "win" but I just can't stop laughing. He was moe surprised than even Hockey! And did you get a load of Julie Bishop's glazed, painted on grin? Talk about stunned mullets! Maybe later.

He's got a fucking stalk on him.

Perhaps it is a Priest and a classic case of 'blue balls'? I always thought it could be a problem with those Opus Dei types...

/me scratches his arse

No Labor party and no Liberal (or liberal) party either. pity australia! soon to be a basket case like USA

Oy vay! Looks like PM Kev has just scored a guaranteed decade in office: the nut-jobs put the Mad Monk in charge of the Circus Maximus!

Krudd = Mendacious Midget Mark II

Jesus sole function is to save us from the wrath of God

Max we have even better news! That [url=https://www.xenoxnews.com/Lifestyles/WHAT-DOES-DIM-BULB-IOPUS-DEI-/IDEVOTEE-ABBOTT-WEAR-UNDER-HIS-PANTS.html]self-flagellating[/url] god-cracker munching boxing loony Tony Abbott is Lib boss!

Oh to be popping the tinnies with you Max...

Must have been the shit you were smoking....

But but I I saw him, in the blazing light

Send them folks to Nevada. They can live in the fountains of Las Vegas.ps my security image was 'vulva'. What sort of porno place is this?

Jesus never existed. He is a fictional character created by the founders of the so-called christian church who co-opted the dates, places and stories of other, far older religious cults.

oh! now that's an excuse for me to be armed all the time. LoL.. still love Christianity over some religions.

Naked displays of power. Jaw dropping, dick dangling, scrotum stretching....NAKED DISPLAYS of POWERAnd for the rest of us the dirty desert brays a monkey´s tune:"Who pays the piper? Why you fools it is you..."The dust blows forwrds. The dust blows back.

The US and Australia need to conduct an inquiry like this one. The evil bastards responsible for 8 years of violence and destruction must be dragged from their crypts into the light of day kicking and screaming. Cheney in particular must be prosecuted

Beds ARE burning!

Firstly I would like to congratulate the publishers of this newspaper for updating the template. It looks marvellous.Secondly, in response to this poppycock about the 'legalities' of war, I wonder where were these lawyers when Saddam was torturing thousands and killing hundreds of thousands during his brutal reign? Of course they were nowhere to be found then. History will write the verdict for the liberation of Iraq and you can be sure it will reward President Bush and PMs Blair and Howard with the plaudits they deserve.God bless,Patriot

And now another endangered species: the ferocious Turn Bull!

I wouldnt mind his sexy wife visiting me.... shit Id even take a visit from Hilary...Im as horny as a newsstand!Yours with flaccid willow in hand,Hairy Stinkyuncle

"Pop Star" is Obama newspeak fer Porn Star. Perverts and Devil fornicators done took over Stanky Yankeeland....but not Dixie. We hate that n*g*e* In Chief...he too scared ta come 'round here none.

I can see the whole infered proto-stream-of-consciousness quasi-logic of such an endevour- It is almost like skydiving in a trans-planetary vacuum

Overly complicated piece of equipment. James Bond Gadget? What's next? Assault Riffle with UMTS connection to record kill ratings in real-time?

What about another pop star in government? How about Johnny Farnham as Treasurer? Angry Anderson Minister of Defence? Shit why don't we dig up Bon Scott and make him PM, couldn't do any worse than that lame prick who is in charge at the moment.Curious,berwick

I done responded to this 'ready. I reckon the Devil don't want y'all ta hear what I got ta say.;Ain't no sense in repeatin myself. I'll jest say this, though, when y'all do evil things with yer uglies, thar Devil 'll crawl upside of 'em. He'll swim right up thru that 'lill pee-hole.Once the Devil's upside of thar it's gonna take lots of pray'n, repentin, and a good bit of root medicine to remedy that.

Maybe someone rolled back the database dude. Hell, I might roll one back myself and crack open a beer

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Allah Ackbar done said "Burn them Palistinians in Ovens, cuz they ain't no good"!!! So, thar it is boys and girls, Allah Ackbar done said what we need to do with them filthy semites - burn 'em and burn 'em real good! Cain't argue none with Mr. Ackbar, now can I.

Brilliant! Kudos, Max! Is it possible for you to stay off the piss long enough to scrawl another crazed diatribe?

Well now Mr Rudd have given The Smirk a cosy tax-payer funded job behind a desk, no questions asked. How come Mr Rudd keeps rewarding former enemies? I don't get it.

This guy understands pain! The mental anguish of watching the girls go by...

My God is bigger than your God. And he's been around longer too. Praise be to Almighty Cthulhu!

OM - what ya need to do is vote fer me, Ricardovitz, in thar Aussie 2010 elections. I'm runnin fer Prime Minister. God's on my side and the Devil 'll take care of any evil politico-whore who dare tries to run against me. But, I reckon I still need yer vote. A vote fer me is a vote fer Paridise. I'm gonna make things right. No more nanny state. No more gooberment slaves. No more gun control. No more "free stuff" fer lazy good fer nothins. Ya git what ya git and thar ain't no more throwin no fit 'bout it. Work and prosper. Be slothful and starve. It make no nevermind to me. Darwin was thar first sintest tar figgure out God's devine plan. God set everythang up so that only thar best of us survive. Anywhoo, I can really use yer vote! Thanks, and God BlessRicardovitz

Thank for sharing!keep up the good work

Dear Om,Even a cursory inspection of XenoxNews.com would confirm that yes, they do publish any old crap.Including your comments.LordyLordyLordy(proud XenoxNews crap contributor since 2002)

What disgraceful rubbish. Does Xenoxnews have a policy of publishing any old crap that is submitted?

How they could do this.. while many viewers follow what they do in their lives.. i agree with annie ham and we see a lot of celebs endorsing products such as [url=http://acaijuiceinfo.org]Acai Juice [/url]

Thar Devil shove a bunch of milky glands in front of yer faces and y'all is readdy to let 'em in yer borders squirtin out all kinds of colored runts. Yep, them ladies look all right. And, if they all been spade and git micro-bombs implanted in thar heads ta make 'em blow all tar hell when thar Kooter's done shriviled up, I wern't have no problem let'n em in fer you devil hounds ta pleasure yerselves on.But, that ain't thar Devil's deal. He gits yer hormones a runnin wild and y'all start knockin up these devil-whores disgised as angels, and fer ya know it two things is gonna happen: 1) Ugly Mud Babies is born and 2) You got an old, fat dried up hag that's now suckin off the gooberment tit with all her mud-babies.That's how thar Devil works his evil, boys and girls. God gave y'all hormones and thar devil know how to stir 'em up ta where you cain't think no more.

It's TITS ahoy!These are the types of refugee I'd offer succour too... any day ;)

Found an ass that is just as fine and this gal is mine :)

Baseball is a damn Yankee time waster. We dern't waste no time with baseball 'round here - it's downright Un-Dixie ta be jibber-jabberin 'bout baseball.

An 'uncanny valley'? Is that my whole life? One 'uncanny valley'?

Dear OskarI think the article above clearly acknowledges the dodgy bits about some of Geller's act. Perhaps like some staunch skeptics, when it comes to something unusual you immedietly struggle with reading, and reason, and can't even bother to quantify or rationalise in balanced way? (Like the madmen who once insisted that the world was flat)It is actually quite possible that his 'powers' are unreliable and that he resorted to trickery when it failed to keep his bank balance churning. He certainly appears to enjoy the 'good life'.I think the article above is fairly balanced; to me the point that it raises is the Stanford Institute report. Could it be that Mr Geller can actually see pictures through double envelopes (or read the mind of the person who drew them) or was a fraud committed by the scientists? I think that is the question here.

this is not a good news for baseball lovers. I saw people paying good amount for getting sweet fuck all

HAVE YOU HEARD THAT IRAQ'S PUPPET REGIME WANTS TO RENEW ITS NUCLEAR INDUSTRY? HOW WILL ITS U.S. SPONSOR RESPOND? WILL THEY APPROVE FOR IRAQ THAT WHICH THEY DENY IRAN? AND RECALL: ISRAEL STARTED THIS NUCLEAR ARMS RACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST.

Jesus is God's child, and he dern knew better than to piss off his old man. Y'all dern't ferget, Jesus had a thang fer Mary Magdalene - that gal follered Jesus 'round like a dern puppy dog. Yessiree, boys and girls, Jesus had earthly desires for that whore, but he had somethin that most men ain't got....FEAR of the Almighty Lord!!!! He knew better of dippin his wick in any woman, lest a woman-whore who he done cast out demons from. So, Jesus ain't no fag, and he had earthly passions fer a woman-whore. I reckon he dern't mind havin his feet rubbed none by here. He jest had a bit more "devine inspired" self control than most of you dick-diddlin, cum-spurtin, drug-guzzlin monkeys.

A US official has resigned from his contract post in Afghanistan over the US-led war...Matthew Hoh, who was a key civilian representative for the US government in Afghanistan's Zabul province, said in a letter released on Tuesday that he had "lost understanding of, and confidence in, the strategic purposes of the United States' presence in Afghanistan".[url]http://english.aljazeera.net/news/americas/2009/10/20091027173059581834.html[/url]

Poppycock. Of course Geller is a fraud. Its been demonstrated time and again. Anyone for a bent spoon?