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They are all crazy! You know some of them have bone through their noses???

Lunatics!

I of course wear my underpants on the outside of my pants; keep in the oregone rays.
Kruddy my ass! It was that old asslick Howard who sent his little Aussie army to kill the wrong people in the wrong countries! Looks like stuffed-up Somalia is the place to be!
Cynical observer 17 years ago TERRORISTS THRIVE UNDER AUSTRALIAN PM KRUDDY
When those greasy developers get onto our heroic politicians, their democratic spines just turn to jelly, and in a panic, they pull in human meat from any third world pesthole that can send their surplus our way. The magic rubber stamp comes out, and so quickly that the untrained Aussie dullard eye cannot catch it - we have a new load of patriotic Aussies. Never a bad egg, ever...
The reason convicted drug smuggler Schapelle Corby doesn't admit her guilt is because the truth hurts. Right now she knows that there are still people gullible enough to believe in her innocence, so she gets lots of gifts and attention. For what it's worth, she enjoys being in prison in Bali. She can go out whenever she wants - shopping or to a restaurant or to the hairdresser. It's easy for her to see her sister. The conditions in Indonesian prisons are great compared to other countries in the area - please don't believe there's any hardship. She's just a bogan drug smuggler. Don't waste your sympathy on her - think instead of the poor victims who would have used the drugs she smuggled. 
Ricardovitz 17 years ago Reading scripture to a donkey
Nosirree, it ain't. Plan's all been 'bout terminatin the lives of them Demon Muslims. The Good Lord give you 72 Virgins every time you slaughter one of them terrorist Muslims - you git thar dirt-colored whores, ifn you want 'em.

Be it so, it jest ain't rigt fer humans to git it on with them sand-whores. I know thar ain't nothin moral 'gainst it, but they's jest sooooo ugly. Sorta like gittin it on with rabbid monkey.
Heh heh heh 17 years ago Reading scripture to a donkey
Oh what fun it is to lie in a half-arsed open slay! Caught between Iraq and a hard place!
Ricardovitz 17 years ago This is Earth calling Christ
We know y'all Mexispics dern't like God. Dern't like Gringos. Dern't like the goodness that we tried to bring to ya. Mexispics rejected thar Lord in favor of pagan sacrificin and some screwed up half-Catholic-half Satanria African blood drinkin thirst fest.

If God wern't dead-on right when he said that darkies is the Devil. Thar's evil animials walkin this earth that can talk, but God gave 'em dark skin fer a reason. They's amoral murderous beings. Any dern fool can see that.
Godwin Grinch 17 years ago Reading scripture to a donkey
I agree with Aron. The plan was never to 'win' wars but to establish bigger military US outposts in key, strategic "hot spots". That mission has been accomplished
Godwin Grinch 17 years ago This is Earth calling Christ
This is class warfare and it can only end one way: ask Marie Antoinette!
Fuming in Flemington 17 years ago Reading scripture to a donkey
Patriot you idiot all that proves is that Obama and Rudd are not "left wing idealogues"! Wassamatteryou!
Patriot 17 years ago Reading scripture to a donkey
The millions of people the west has freed from the yoke of Islamo-Fascism gives lie to your arguement. They are eternally greatful to the brave trio of Bush, Blair and Howard who won them their freedom.

Interesting to note that while now left wing idealogues like Obama and Rudd are in power they are still keeping the same policies of their predecessors. Because they know it protects us all from the evils of terrorism.

God bless,

Patriot
Cynical observer 17 years ago Reading scripture to a donkey
The best way to help "our boys" in Afraudistan, is to have a weekly national competition to invent the latest best reason for keeping "our boys" wherever the globalists have them currently incarcerated.
Ricardovitz 17 years ago Reading scripture to a donkey
It's thar only way. Jest a bunch of no good terrorist Muslimes over thar. World ain't gonna lose nothin if'n we radiate that ugly piece of dirt with them ugly evil people on it.

I say Nuke Em!!!! And, Nuke em real good. Max, stop yer cryin and git with thar program, boy.
TEX LUMBAGO 17 years ago I'm back from the deep motherfuckers
I want the T-shirt!
For the Soylent Green farms!
Comatose in Caulfield 17 years ago I'm back from the deep motherfuckers
I knoweth not whether to wither or to weather the wavering. What sayeth thou?
first of all, INDONESIANS HAVE SMALL DICKS. they smell like shit and are scum. thank you have a nice day.
Ptolemy Baby 17 years ago I'm back from the deep motherfuckers
For the pursuit of pussy no man should rest!
PERVIS 17 years ago Xenox Summit IV
CD player works now except turning the volume control up turns volume down
Loony Les 17 years ago Aussies enjoy their own Apocalypse
Oh Lord! What are we to do???

Stick our heads up our arse and pray to jesus I think. That'll be sure to help.

That, and snorting pure corn flour. Bound to do us good ;)
Cynical observer 17 years ago Aussies enjoy their own Apocalypse
They are poor little fuckwits who have lost their way. Or maybe little black sheeple - Baa, Baa, Baaaaaaaaa!
Ricardovitz 17 years ago Aussies enjoy their own Apocalypse
Damn straight!! Them gooberment run cities ain't nothin but legalized mafia. Gooberment workers take yer money and buy "free stuff" fer thar own homes.

If'n y'all had a lick of sense, y'all'd riot over this. Kick them gooberment slobs out of yer town. Elect folks who work a job and ain't proofeshinal gooberment sloths.
Max 17 years ago I had a wee dram...
The future may be imagined but not defined. The past is no place for the faint hearted. And the present... is fluid. Very, very fluid...
Herr Fudgedknuckle 17 years ago I had a wee dram...
I just want a hole to put this white jam in. Sticky, stoned and stiff, Hairy Mouthurfuckedyouruncle
Ricardovitz 17 years ago I had a wee dram...
Ain't never been able to figure you folks out none. I reckon that's why queers smoke up all that meth and huff glue thar way they do. Cain't say I see what two grisley lookin men with nothin but two poles and a dirty place to stick 'em see in each other.

Nosiree I dern't. There's a dern good reason God says stone queers to death in thar Bible. Anyone with a lick of sense knows it jest ain't right.
Ricardovitz 17 years ago Gang Bang
the best advice I can reckon up fer ya. See, Terri, I dern't know what color you are, cuz this here is the internet. And, on the internet I cain't tell if you is typin with black fingers or white fingers.

That's why I give yer advice that can be used by either darkies or whites.

Anywhoo, you ain't no relative of Mother Theresa. She wern't no whore and didn't crank out babies jest to git her some welfare. Nosiree, she was jest a dmub ole commie hag that ain't never used her twat fer no good. That thang ain't seen the light of day, and thar ain't no claims of Miss Theresa given birth to no Jesus II. So, you ain't no kin of Miss Theresa.

Now, I am a Christian - ain't sayin I'm a good one. I'm a sinner, but I'll be forgiven - ain't worryin bout that none.

Now, tell 'ole Ricky what you be wantin to know 'bout gang-bangin that I ain't done told you.
Terri 17 years ago Gang Bang
I am not sure if I count as a 'n*g*e*' (I am actually a distant relative to Mother Theresa)

You sound like a very rude and awful person either way. I think I should be asking for advice elsewhere because you do not sound like a proper church goer.
Ricardovitz 17 years ago Gang Bang
is somethin that n*g*e*s do. I reckon if yer a n*g*e* then gang banging is what you might be drawn to doin.

Now, ifn' you is a white boy - you dern't want to git all mixed up in them jungle-ape wars. Ain't no point to it. All you need to know is that they gonna keep killin and killin and killin each other, and we all need to say HALLELUJAH, and rejoice!

I can only reckon that if this is part of some Church preachin project, they probaly jest want you to show up and cheer on the n*g*e*-killin-n*g*e*s. I dern't see nothin wrong with that. Light a Cross in support of it, in fact!!

Now, if'n you is talkin 'bout what frat boys do to 'lill whoremongers that wonder into thar Devil's Den - that ain't what we call gang bangin - that's what we call givin thar Devil his due.
The NPK balance would almost certainly be off - probably toxic. Bound to kill those green shoots as dead as if they got a solid dose of Howard or Thatcher.
You ain't come to see my Dawgs yet. They gonna love on you real good, Tenant, Yessiree.

Still got them dierections to my work farm, Tenant? Come on over - my Dawgs is waitin.
Ricardovitz 17 years ago Ignorance is the headline
Some folks call 'em bollocks, some folks call 'em testicals, and then other foks might call 'em Fred and Sally.

I'll tell you one thing, when some Lesbian puts 'ole Fred and Sally in a vice so's she can cut 'em off with a pair of tin-snips, last thang you gonna worry 'bout is what nicknames you gave your testicals.

You's jest gonna wish you didn't trust 'em to that butch bull dike you done voted fer.
Kinky in Kensington 17 years ago Ignorance is the headline
In my local shire we don't call them "testicles" we call them bollocks, sir., as even Her Majesty can attest to.
Hairy Fudgedknuckle 17 years ago Ignorance is the headline
First I get all excited by arguing Lesbians voting on which orifice to penetrate and now I hear about some old guy's testicles...

My heads is in a mess and my hands are sticky. Lord what is a wanker to do?

Dazed, doped, and dickless

Herr Fuckedmyuncle
Peeved in Pawtucket 17 years ago MONASH ARGUING CONTEST THIS WEEK....
Now just a goldurned minutes there pard, how ken Rickety be a co-respondent for some goldurned teachin facility in Austrilia unless he be a native? I smell a oldurned swindle. This fool been posin as an American when he sure ain't!
Rancid in Randwick 17 years ago Ignorance is the headline
Well, i looked down at my dick this morning and, guess wot, yep, it looked strange and pallid, but a quick spank did the trick, thankee!
Musing in Merimbula 17 years ago Netanyahu’s speech re-writes history…again
I had a copy of THE bible once. Cheaper than toilet paper... and so soft!
Hairy Fudgedknuckle 17 years ago MONASH ARGUING CONTEST THIS WEEK....
About what? Which garden vegetable to stick into each other?

This is the kind of politics I am interested in.

Very interested in.

Yours in a steamy pile of lust and semen,

Herr Fucknuckle
Gobsmacked in Galway 17 years ago Another historic millstone in Iraq
Great Caesar's ghost! Retard Rick knows how to rhyme! Now if only he could learn how to read and write!
Ricardovitz 17 years ago Another historic millstone in Iraq
Tain't nothin worth savin in Iraq,
sand 'n death 'n coons livin in a shack.

They ain't black, but they ain't white in Iraq,
Thar be the problem, folks, we all know it.
Them ugly boot-lipped women ain't got no rack.
Perty 'lill sluts git stoned to death and monkey-ugly bleeding-gum muts is all they got left.

Men and woman in Iraq is always angry and mean
Cuz they's soooo ugly and thar cunts ain't clean,
Ain't no blond blue-eyed gal want none of that.
Aussies are getting ready to "celebrate" third world poverty in their brave new Stalinist sardine tin cities.
Treatment 17 years ago Another historic millstone in Iraq
In other words a little bit of the old "in and out".
Roswell Georgia? Er, Roswell New Mexico?

Been to both. Road out to Roswell New Mexico on my motorsickle once. Tain't nothin but nothin out thar. Camped in the desert fer a few days - only one out thar with a gun was me.

Rosswell Georgia tain't nothin but rural outskirts north of Niglanta. I reckon 'bout 100 miles south of Clayton. Thar ain't no whores in Clayton, boy. Ifn' you think so, you ain't never been thar. Got some whores 'oer in Mountain City who work at Skeeter's titty bar off 441.

Thunderboomers ain't nothin we ain't used to 'round these parts. Did have one litenin bolt kilt a big old pine tree, though. Gonna have to saw it down 'fore it come a crashin down on my cabin. It's a big sumbitch, and it ain't leanin a good way. Been hopein termintes and wood-bees lighten it up a bit 'fore I start sawin on it.

Good Christians, lots of guns, good 'ole boys is things we got plenty of. Yep, we's 'bout as dumb, alright, dumb as a slant-eyed brain surgeon who knows how to keep thar trap shut in the company of ignant fools.
Please Lord - do it now 17 years ago CHURCHILL'S COCK - AN OUTRAGEOUS MONSTER
Lord - please create a killer virus that will wipe out every human or human like creature. I have had enough of this hate.
Yeah, been to Clayton once. Ain't nothin there but cheap poxy whores, crossbred, evangelical retards and ignorant, gun-totin' goodoldboyz. Got down to Roswell and it explained everything. Dumb fucks! Hey, Rick, how you coping with them thunderstorms round about now? Dont forget to get in outa the rain, hear?
all you rag head cunts are good for is blowing ya selves up! "Lord knows, them sand-n*g*e*, thick-lipped, ape women of thar Middle East is jest soooooo dern ugly that ain't no one in this world wanton to fornicate with them. Gott harve one of them Ayrab bowie knives up against yer throat to even give a think 'bout fornicatin with them sorry excuses fer a woman." well said!! thats why they make them wear all them robes n only show there eyes, any more nudity then that n they cant get it up!! our troops in your county cleaning up your mess! i wish so much that we had left you too it, kill all yourselves off, n left us to get on with our lives!!
Ricardovitz 17 years ago Thanking Saint Kevin Sixty-Seven
Thar be a great message. Jest goes to show thars some Aussies that er all right.
Cynical observer 17 years ago Thanking Saint Kevin Sixty-Seven
The OECD/NWO "reform" process is still being forcibly inserted into the fly-blown Aussie arsehole - even though rotten old John has gone, his crappy corporatist legacy lives on.
Looney Les 17 years ago Hell Happening In Tehran
Wacko Jacko has carked it!
It's hard to know what horror to try first, isn't it?
and so's 'bout evey good Christian 'round Clayton.

Some of you people been stinkin it up with devil-lickers fer so long, yer dern eyeballs is got HELL blazed all over em.

 

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