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I like the smell of a Dutch Oven

So where are they then

What a bunch of nothin - everyone knows that fresh-made chewy cookies is better than those store-bought, pirate cookies.

I'm a tellin you, y'all need to git out of Australia right now, cuz thar sun is burnin yer brains. Must be thar ain't no ozoone over Australia or sumptin like that.

to be accepted into any group of fellas that I might be acquainted with.....'less you're colored or some other kind of undesireable. Anywhoo, you really need to git with the Dixie Program, cuz the Dixie Program is commin to Australia.

blue gums flappin 300 miles an hour. blablablalbalbalbalba - at half the speed of sound. Ubonicks about Economics. Moonbattery with Flattery. A lot of nothin 'bout nothin. Milk with mouse-crap stirred in it. Moonbat white momma and n*g*e*-dark Muslim daddy = nutty black soci@list that talks like a silver tounged snake lawyer.

A lot of folk reckon Obama is the great non-white hope of US politics but it is clear he is just a darker shade of pale Texan crude.

I wouldn't want to join any organisation that would have someone like you for a member!

Are you a real Dixie? Or some kinda Jew York Yankee transplant? Well, if yer from 'round here then you gotta be alright. Cain't be from Texas without guns, though. Whatcha shootin?

I reckon some fella at Xenox news hinted 'round that Tzipi-the-pinhead might be somethin to yap about. But, y'all didn't fill in all the details. Looks like we's gonna have a new leader in charge of the Yankees. I bet old Tzipi will do quarter-squats fer ya if you stack up enough quarters on the table fer her.

The "real" Ricardovitz don't have no lines under the name. Ain't got no homosexual green skull neither. I ain't gonna register with a bunch of meth-crazed, wacked-out, old as ma gramma's shrivled up titties, Anarchists. Might as well play Russian Roulette with my semi-auto Colt 45 - Guaranteed to win every time!!!

ain't Ricky. He nothin 'ceptin a derranged, butt-sniffin, preverted, fake Ricky. Yer gits on the meth 'n stuff - ya'll soon be madder than a rooster in a empty hen house. Jes' don't matta me no nevermine that dern fool Aussies lose their money in any ol bank crash. Y'all git to fulfill your duty as an Aussie butt-wipe fer billionaires.

you is talkin like yer all lickered-up. You don't know no nevermind 'bout nothin.

We need to kill all them Muslims, Islams, Ayrabs, and such. They don't know nothin 'bout borders and countries. They live in a boundless deesert, romin 'round on camals lookin for sand bugs and water. Thar brains is all sun-fried and rotted out from drankin camal urin. Camal urin ain't no good fer you! Makes you crazier than a shit-monkey stuck on a Kanadian iceberb.

Anywhoo, thar ain't no nazis here in Dixie. Them nazis all moved to the deep, deep south - South America, that is. Them Aryans done mixed up thar blood with spicks and slant-eyed injuns. Now, the former German Nazi's kids look like a bunch of ugly mongrols. They got mongoloid faces with blond hair and squat noses. Look like some kind of blond-ape beasts. It's all mangled up beyond recognition down thar. Nothin but pure ugliness. Shocking it is, just shocking.

I got me some friends with big fancy houses with big fancy mortgqges. Now them houses ain't worth a dern, and only a dumb old fool will fancy money fer a house that ain't worth nothin.

Yep, they's gonna become tenants and give them big fancy houses back to thar bank. Don't reckon I know what all them foreign banks gonna do with a bunch of empty houses. Guess they could rent them out to Mexican Meth Makers. Them Mexicans will shove a whole mexican village inside one of them big fancy houses. Thar little ones tend to the chickens, the women folk mix up the meth and the men folk git the supplies and sell the stuff to all them toothless meth addicts.

Just tryin' to help y'all out. You can thank me later.

Now it seems the woman in question has tried to top herself.

"All the news fit to print."

Curious Matilda, it probably involves "hangering" lots of paper. Trying to do wallpapering one-handed perhaps. Not an easy task! There is a slight suggestion of "hangering" bank-managers too. He is so bad!

I believe you have it the wrong way around...

it is given them life.

Yours in crazy horniness,
Hairy Fucknuckle

get a life

What does a "paper hangering party' involve?

Ricky's jist a lyin jackass? Keep this tween you and me folks. Whens Aussies needs their funds most theys'll jist look like theys been suckin' on a lemon and be hankerin fer to be funeralizin' thems bank managers. I tell you whut - y'all be busier'n a one-armed man at a paper hangering party.

All the politicians, media drones and media "economists" say we are all as safe as banks - or did they say as safe as the Titanic? The Establishment is really shearing the sheeple in the United States!

Family Man, Xenoxnews is actually "Limp Porn" because nobody is getting hard from any it.

Howard may be "gone" but until his complicity in US war crimes is brought before the ICC Australia is not quite out of Fangorn.

Yes: Bush's Amrica is "just a bunch of frickin Nazi's. "

If only the Democrats and Congress had the testicular fortitude to bring Bush, Cheney etc to trial over their many criminal activities. Alas, America is no defender of truth or justice, after all.

If I wanted soft porn I wouldn't be visiting Xenox News!

What I want to know is how come Americans let these crooks get away with it? Isn't the USA meant to be the good guys? In my book, good guys don't go invading other countries and killing hundreds of thousands of innocent bystanders just to pad the bank accounts of corporate cronies!

PM? Does it mean Parasitic Malignancy? Or perhaps Putrid Morbidiity? How about Paralytic Monstrosity?
Just trying to help here.

It is all here in black and white:

Tzippi for Israeli PM? The Horny Voter says yes!

Hizbollah-Israel war 1

Hizbollah-Israel war 2

Exsqueeze me, Pat, but John Howard is no longer PM. Unless you mean Post Mortem?

Is it OK to cum over Ms Livini?

Under no cirCUMstances would i ever consider sprogging over anyone's body "for Economic Development and Tourism". I would need a much better reason than that!

It jes' don't matta me no nevermine, but that thar fake Ricky, he'd rather climb up a tree and lie to yer than stan on the groun and tell yer the truth. Ifn yer don git yerself straighten up, yer goin deerect ter Heyll fake Ricky. That Dr Combination Fried Rice she's jes a white Lizzy bitch wif a nigra mask on her ugly puss.

It's true! There's been no terrorist attacks in my neck of the woods since I received my John Howard PM security fridge magnet! Praise Jesus!

Sorry! All booked up. Try my mate Lou Cipher.

The majority of people support the efforts of the Bush government protecting us from terror. The proof is in the pudding: no more terrorist attacks since 9/11.

The real worry for the people of America (and the world) is what Obama will do if he becomes President. His willingness to talk to Islamofascists like Iran's President Madmanahmed does not bode well.

God bless,

Patriot.

You Australiens need some straight talkin. Yer country is bein overrun with aborigionees and muslims, and y'alls content with huffing glue, licking brake fluid, slurpin drano, chewin oil-tar and injectin diesel fuel oil.

Why dern't y'all just place yer heads on a cement curb and beg some lead-foot to curb-stomp it for you? Why do y'all slow-cook yer brains on flth and poison?

Yer only salvation will be in Jesus Christ. Other than seekin salvation, you need to seek out a curb-stomp.

Do you mean we should ignore him or we should publicise him?

The Bush/Cheney administration should be brought to trial for war crimes and crimes against humanity, not to mention treason... but they won't be... At least, not in the USA and not by American authorities.

Captain, your clear expositions always put us on the right track. How we lived before, I just don't know.

Beggin yours?

Just thought you people might need to know that.

Ricky, this has been a distressing time for all of us. I include all the fake Rickys. I am a real doctor Ricky. You have seen me. I use real scalpels to cut into real living brains. I help people become what society wants them to be Ricky. I did not invent Recreational Psychiatry(TM) without a powerfully optimistic vision of a Utopia where individuals do exactly what is expected of them. One of these days the fake Ricky personalities will leave you to live your life in medicated peace in Woodridge Psychiatric - one of my favourite experimental psychiatric hospitals. Remember this Ricky - total obedience is the only way we can know that a patient has gotten well...

See, now I know that Benway ain't no doctor. I don't call him doc nor doctor. I call him Mr. Benway. Because he ain't no doctor.

Benway don't know no nevermind about brain surgery or icepick lobotomies. He cain't tell ya what a little caster bean can do fer ya. He don't know nothin 'bout root-medicine. Cause he ain't no doctor.

Benway ain't nothin. And Ricardovitz with a line ain't nothin neither - just the Tenant, cause ain't no one wants to be a tenant.

The tenant couln't stand it no longer - needed to be more like me - a proud land owner. But he ain't. And Cain't, no matter what he ain't to be trusted. Nosiree.

I just pay no mind to what the other Ricky's do - 'cause theys ain't real Rickys. Guess yer kin put a purty dress on yer pig but Wifey is still jest a pig. Bet y'all gol dang hoppin' 'roun like ants on a hot skillet 'bout that! Anyway's - God bless old Doc Benway. He still comes ter see Ricky when he's uglier than death eatin' crackers.

"Believers" need some "higher authority" to give them a sense of purpose because they have none of their own.

And, that's what I'm gonna do in two weeks. Bag me a buck.

sort of... Is that the right answer?

is the freedom to discipline ourselves

Too many times!

Why will there be a "total collapse of public
infrastructure. Total collapse of medical care
systems. All public pension plans, Social Security
will collapse. All corporate pension plans will
collapse."

Dis is gr8