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I guess I might add that I preciate you acceptin of my to-ing and fro-ing bout my sexuality. You peeple sure fine good folk lettin me post here bout how I enjoy takin it up the rear end hard

and y'all very kind puttin up with my schizofrenic and denial thoughts about being queer an a'll.

A Tenant. Cain't blame 'em. I wern't want to be no out-of-work Tenant neitherhow. Specially with the rent bein due in just 3 more days.

Y'all can go back and check them archives of yers. The real Ricardovitz ain't never been registered, and never would. Ain't no need to.

The sooner the seas rise the sooner this freak of nature aka humanity is erased, making way for the next stage in evolved life on earth.

Yes, I sure dern is the true Ricardovitz and I fantasize 'bout taking it hard up the rear end from one big boned negro (the bigger and blacker the better)

Well done Prof; yes, glaciers are made of water and melt. You sure have earned your title.

Is Ben short for benzedrene?

yer kin be knowin the difference between the genu-wine REGISTERED Ricardovitz an the other drug guzzlin' UNREGISTERED moonbat fake. Like chalk n cheeze - he's justa talk'n some kind of n*g*e*-code or Ayrabic. Caint foller a word of that hippy Atheiest nigra jive-talk!

Well I don't know if you two Ricardovitz's are one and the same but you can be sure I wouldn't swing my John Hancock anywhere near you lowlifes.

caint do much Cock fightin no more on 'count of how mah thang jes got rooten wif pig disease. Rekon that some bunch of tenants did somethin while mah guard wuz down or sumpin. Miss doin stuff ter dogs butts somethin terr'ble. I got dern near everythang a man could ever want 'ceptn fer a thang!

Well, ain't you think you is all that, all uppity and such. Cocktail parties - what the hell kinda gatherin is that? We got Cock fights - must be somethin about like that.

Let me tell you sumpthing, boy, Cock fights ain't no uppity event. Ain't like you put on yer bow-tie and yer best skivies to go to a Cock fight. Don't need to get all gussied up for no dog-fight neither.

I don't know what part of China y'all come from, but you don't know nothin!

Lordy, does it really matter? Isn't it just a case of two bad apples instead of one?

Just perfect to use for ice at my cocktail parties.

ps No riffraff like Ricarovitz allowed.

What good is glaciers anyway. They's just ice. That's all. Cain't grow no corn in them. Cain't raise no cattle on them. Cain't even build no city-slicker cement building on them.

I ain't gonna miss no glaciers. Just means all that cold, frozen land will become avaliable for farming, mining, cattle grazin. Y'all inventomentalist moonbats worry too much.

So of course they melt!

No underline - true Ricky.
Underline - false Ricky.

Don't understand none of that nevermind you jabberin about, though

me 'bout the time we good bog-ownin white folks cornered some sissy musical hippies an learned them real good 'bout jes how yer respec the rulin class. We just fixed 'em up real good by continued poundin on their butts with our thangs. That were in the good ol days before mah thang dropt orf.

Just some old 1970's confusedasexuals. That thar ain't music.

Is that Jughead on the left?

Who the hell are these clowns?

Look like some girlie band that wuss Radical Leftie would like.
Stick with the classic artists like Johnny Cash and Willie Nelson; men you are not ashamed to listen to.

Digger,

Cranbourne

some rent - an Tenant jes treats me like a butt-licking, dog-humping, retard. Let me tell you this Tenant - ol Ricky may have lost his thang, but Wifey mah main pig, is still happy to share the Ricardovitz bed. If'n thar's one good thang 'bout the Ricardovitz hill folk, I will find it an tell y'all 'bout it. The Ricardovitz clan - they's allwus spent their money on nothin but whores and "good times" while skippin schoolin.

Rent's due in 6 days, Tenant.

that is a hole in a concrete wall filled with cheap epoxy

No, I mean fucking Bert!

Politicians have ejaculated into your soup before they blended their turds into it for added smooth richness.

Rotten old cunt!

You mean Ernie?

fust I jist has ter figure how to grow a new thang. Caint be hard - jes like growin' corn - yer jes plants a seed an a noo thang grows where the old one fell off. I aint learned any schoolin, I jes mouthed off at the police. I wuz always a 'causin trouble everywhere.

Fart blurts are wonderful!

I cant afford a latte you moron cos i'm out of work but I know a psycho killer when i see one!

That's why you latte-sippers hate it!

And if George wants to destroy the planet, Aussie dullards are with him 100 percent! If you cannot help yourselves, why not help the powerful to "do the hard work, until the job is done" or something like that?

BEFORE HE RETIRES IN BLISSFUL INCOMPETENCE TO HIS TEXAS DUDE "RANCH", THE SHRUB WANTS ONE BIG BLAST TO CEMENT HIS NAME AS ASSHOLE IN CHIEF. ANOTHER CONVENIENT 9/11-TYPE EVENT WOULD SUIT HIM (AND MORE IMPORTANTLY CHENEY) JUST FINE.

'n yer still hankerin fer to stick somethang into a derranged, sexully retarded individual, a cheap Ching-Chong plastic strap-on thang will do jes fine. That's the way I see it, boys and girls. An it don't gits old an' rooten with pig-disease or somethin simular yer gets from a goat.

Howard was a loser. Did you mean that Albert? Otherwise I would like to know about his looseness, and what he was "looser" than. Is that an unreasonable request?

By by George, I will miss you. You've been a great President - much better than that muslim n*g*e*'s gonna be. But, why did you let all them nasty mexicans come cross our border? That wern't too smart.

Anywhoo - thanks, George, for letting that dumb Klinton Assault Weapon ban go away. I done bought me another AK47 and an Sig assault rifle since then - damn good guns, they is.

Peace starts within yourself first and secondly by getting rid of GWB.

I'm glad Howard is out.

The best thing about John was you knew he would protect from all the world's problems.

And that you knew he knew where all the world's problems came from...

Muslims.

Who's that a picture of? Is it from a movie or someting?

Where are the fashion articles?

Sure he does Digger. But Rudd's not much better.

Get the feeling either way we were destined to get screwed over?

Here's some quotes from a recent Age editorial:
"urban planning is run for developers, by developers"
"The main impact of the release is windfall profits for developers."
"The result is that housing is now less affordable"
"The subsidies are breathtaking."

Cheer up Digger, you sound like a sore loser. The party is over - new guys are driving the national Titanic against icebergs. Join the Greens or something. Yes, I know most of them are perverts.

Who'd he steal that one from?

Lefty losers!

Digger,

Cranbourne

white folks don't say "jive-talkin" nor "fambly". That's 1970's Ubonics.

And, this 'ol boy don't do no drugs. Ain't never had, ani't never will. Jesus Christ forbids this sin - it's a sin of the mind and a sin of the body. Drugs ain't but the Golden Goat them jews was a worshipin when God gave them his Laws. They's the Golden Goat of the modern era.

Arabs were here in colonial times, along with heaps of other non-Anglos... even Catskill wankers, I suspect.

the Tenant would have yer minds twisted believin his jive-talkin' about how ma fine fambly name came from our pig ancestors. No! Ricardovitz is real-fine spic an Jooish nobility who got rich by claiming unused corn and pigs that the tenants raised for my fambly line to claim. So now I can lie 'roun guzzling speed, huffin glue and injectin glycol all day.

I reckon someone finally figgured on that the name sounds a little spick and a little Jew. Ain't that funny.

Now, I knew that y'all wern't never vote fer someone with a regular ol' white folks name, bein a liberal nation of imigrant aliens. So's I done changed my name all legal like to somethin y'all might be more akin to votin fer. Hell, if'n it had a twitch more n*g*e* sound to it, I reckon I'd git me some aborigionee votes.

Hmm. Niggardovitz....Ricoonovitz....Ricadocooniski.....Ah, combinin all them folks names all in one just dern't work as good as Ricardovitz. What in tarnation would a half-n*g*e*, half-jew, half spick look like anywhoo?