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You can't even put together a sentence in English, as demonstrated above.

Besides, we know that the English Sailors are in Iran - Y'all kidnapped them and took them there. They sure as hell ain't in Bermuda.

Hey, sandape, I've got a question for you. Why are you people so ugly to look at. No, this is a serious question. Why are your women so fat and horrific looking. And why do you people look like short little chimps with big ears? Do you really look at an Iranian woman and see any beauty in that beast? I've seen pictures of naked Iranian whores, and I can attest that they are some of the ugliest mongrol looking things that pass for sub-humans that I've ever seen.

Typical hippy lemming to concede defeat even before the war begins.

Welcome to Slavery Orientation, 101. Check your guns, your rights, and your first born at the door. My name is "Master". Your number has been tatooed on your forearm. Any slaves asking questions shall be swiftly executed....or not so swiftly, depending on Master's mood.

I have on other occasions offered to penetrate you in a final and total way. Why are you so shy? Do I need to send you a one-way ticket?
- Baron Vlad von Impalia

we should now that english sailor were in iran-area

Whine whine winge. Look at me, look at me. I am better than you because of....

I am safer than you because....

You are all...

We can beat you up because of....

Oh look! They are making fun of poor Mister Howard. They must be very bad people. Poor Mister Howard is such an honest and humble little man who always tries his hardest. He is a Christian you know! If some of you bludgers on XenoxNews would just mow my lawns and give me and my dear old friend Molly head for a dollar and pay your GST, I'm sure you would have a different outlook...
- Blue-Rinse Howard-Loving Randy Old Granny

Hippy, what are you going to put us to death with? Mr. Eric's "blow torch"? Are you going to attack us while on a Meth binge? Or while you are "tripping" on Heroin? Oh, that aught to be real interesting - a Hippy Heroin Guzzling lemming threatening to put "right-wing ratbags" that play war games for fun, have military training, have a philosophy, and have guns to death. Well, just you remember it takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's fritters.

Ricky, I don't consider myself properly stoned unless I'm "Incapable of logical thought and analysis" - you stupid or something? Geez!
- DRUG-GUZZLING HIPPY LAMINGTON (nice with a cup of tea)

I'm sure I could find some Ratsak(TM) somewhere. Should we put these pathetic whinging right-wing ratbags to death, or just leave them suffer?
- Ex Liberal Voter

Yawn...

pass me the blow torch

15. Abuse and Gaming of Legal System

16. Gun-Banners / Gun-Grabbers.

17. Proponent of Nanny-State Legislation, like helmet laws, seatbelt laws, laws against self-protection, laws restricting the rights to protect family and country against criminals and invaders.

18. Ignorang and uneducated and dimwitted

19. Incapable of logical thought and analysis

20. DRUG-GUZZLING HIPPY LEMMINGS!!!!

19.

I'm not sure...
Whatever it is I'm shit scared and I need a gun to stop it.

The gutless Oz tapeworms will start to crawl back up Howard's arsehole. Just give it a few months, they'll be back in there - where they feel safe and warm.
- Sickened

I've lived under this shit elsewhere. Aussies - the worst is yet to come! People never learn...
- Ex Liberal Voter

Non-core John will release your vital bodily fluids, by commiting unspeakable acts for a dollar plus GST and your vote.
- Ex Liberal Voter

Lordy - "Lamingtation" - is that when you sit around eating lamingtons and drinking cups of tea? Or is it when lamingtons swarm and throw themselves into the sea to drown?
- Curious Again

The Bush administration has effectively placed itself above and outside all known law. It is, by every definition of the term, a criminal rogue state and one that is far more dangerous to global stability than Iran and North Korea put together.

Terrorism can destroy our way of life only if we abandon the democratic principles we claim to be fighting terrorism for. And that is precisiely what has happened under Bush, Blair and that treacherous little old abomination John W Howard.

Luke

For when the great lamingtation time comes, which will be soon, we will need to arm ourselves against the Government!

You're an idiot.

Yep! If'n you get struck by a disaster like the one mentioned above in the April Fools joke, you will be crying to me, Ricardovitz, yelping about how you need guns to protect yourselves from looters and muslim opportunists during such a disaster.

mate dont worry, wait till it happens to you, you wouldnt be laughing so hard

What up dog?

The level of official personal debt in Australia, has exceeded one trillion Oz dollars. Keep up the good work Smirking Peter and non-core John (fucking lunatics) - what's your next brilliant move?

The only way you can tell it's non-core Johnny, is the stupid-looking head!

Faith only takes you so far! And it wasn't a kombi. Praise The Lord and head for the hills I always say.
Just in case non-core John loses HIS faith, we should leave him buried up to his nostrils. We should bury his faithful dog with him. I'm sure Costello would wish to stand by his boss.

if true i hope the Liberal party and their supporters become the first victims.

But only if you promise to vote for him.
- Never Voted For The Cunt

Dancing dick

Johnny will give you head for one dollar plus GST.
- Ex Liberal Voter

Ricky, I have come to save you from all this heartache and chaos. Give it all up, and believe in me (or my words - I'm not fussy!) - We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness.
- Jesus

its people like digger that are holding back the human race. he is so thick that he believes that anyone who stands up for basic rights...including diggers.. is automatically an anti american terrorist lover. these fools are everywhere -

when digger gets picked up off the streets and detained at the governments pleasure - youll all have to block your ears because the squealing will be unbearable.

play another tune digger - everyone already knows what a great big fool you are...

Yes, it's time. Time for all the loons to head off to the middle east to "save the free west" with non-core John and Alexander Fishnet leading them. If any of these nongs tries to come back here again, we will just send them away or blow their f***ing stupid heads off!
- Ex Liberal Voter

Iran should have been taken out and eliminated long before now. What in Pete's name are all those warships in the Gulf waiting for? The mullahs are not going to stop their campaign of terror until they have everyone on the planet under their rule. The mullahs have stated this more than once. They want world dominace. They believe a war with them will usher in the imam they are expecting with this nutty religeon of theirs. We had better get it over with before our women in the U.S. are subjected to their rules, just as sure as Hitler tried to create the perfect human race. Why in pete's name the U.S. continues to allow CAIR to continue to operate is beyond my wildest imagination. CAIR is a part of all this terrorism and no one seems able to stop them.

Rick, you must be under the delusion that you live in a democracy. The bullshit Bush gang are the biggest bunch of criminal, corrupt, crony-capitalist thugs this side of Moscow!

tolerate criminal activity like each of those other countries you mention do, Muslim. Muslims, Athiests and Communists have no problem letting criminals roam free. If they are working for those in power, they get paid. If they are working against those in power, they get a penny thumped into the back of their skulls.

This is the definition of CORRUPTION. Obviously, you as a Muslim should understand this. You worship corruption, don't you?

There are more people under lock and key in the Mutated Sluts of Amoronika than any other cuntry on earth, including such nastions of freedom as North Korea, China, Burma and Zimbabwe!

Yes, let us plunge the whole world into war so "our freedoms" will be "protected". They hate "our freedoms" - did you know that? But luckily, John Howard will protect "our freedoms" by selling his arse to the yanks.
Most "humans" are robopaths or worse.
- Ex Liberal Voter

Ricky, it is nothing to blame yourself about. Of course, you are not to be blamed for your conditioning. One fine day you will no longer feel the need to be violent, you will no longer feel the need to seek the company of big strong men to get their approval through your submission, and you will be scared no more. Now that is something to be optimistic about, isn't it?
- Dr. Sigmund Freudenstein

Thats completely different. They are terrorists. We are fighting for freedom.

Moron.

Digger,
Cranbourne

The Bush kleptocracy has been ranting, raving and threatening Iran for years. Only with nuclear deterrence capacity (like Nth Korea!) will Iran feel safe from the REAL evil empire: the USA!

Confirmed beyond all reasonable doubt: democracy, justice and rule of law are ashes in the gaping mouth of corpse once known as the USA. We should all be afraid... and very, very angry!

According to Mr. Freudenstine, if I desire beautiful 19 year old girls to want me sexually, I'm a homosexual. And, if I dont' desire beautiful 19 year old girls to want me sexually, then I'm a homosexual.

So, according to Mr. Freudenstein, whether or not I desire to be with beautiful women is irrelevant...he believes that I'm a homosexual.

But, all men either desire to be with 19 year old women or do not desire to be with 19 year old women. Thus, according to Freudenstein ALL MEN are homosexuals.

I admit to my "wishfull thinking; but I think we have a psuedo-doctor in the room who can't admit to his.

Yes, we can now see it so clearly. Ricky will have to find more support for his defence against the urge to submit - a beautiful 19 year old girl wants him - he is handsome, potent, and desirable. Anything to deny the deep homosexual tendencies that the fascist rationalization feeds upon. Soon he will watch more movies of big men "pumping iron" to reassure himself that he is not a sissy. Soon he will only be in the company of big men, and will find women "too weak and soft".
- Dr. Sigmund Freudenstein

Of course, the Poms knew their military pawns would get arrested by following orders to meddle with Iranian shipping in Iran's territory. Knowing that their own UK warmongers have deserted them, the pawns are now confessing. The only reason for this blatant provocation by the Coalition of the Witless, was to fabricate an excuse for more COW agressions in the region.
- Ex Liberal Voter

Neocons become butt-buddies from the moment they receive their initiations into their satanist fraternal lodges. Swallowing lots of semen is nothing to those guys!
- Ex Liberal Voter

Iranians being the savage sand-monkeys that they are don't bother waging war like us "gentile" Westerners. They will beat, rape, torture and murder every last Iraqi man, woman and child to get at the oil. They don't worry about blowing up mosques, or slitting the throats of three year old girls. They look forward to gang-raping pregnant women and grinding up Iraqi men for body parts and meat.

You liberal, candy-assed lemmings are 100% pure stupid!

Homosexuals always attempt to take non-homosexual things and twist them into some kind of homo-rationalization. This is a blatent attempt to satisfy their fantasy and desire that heterosexuals that they find themselves attracted to are homosexuals that might find them attractive.

It's sort of like me think'n every beautiful 19 year old girl is in love with me - otherwise knows as "wishful thinking".