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Abso-bloody-lutely brilliant! This is now so typical. These are the bitter fruits of modern "education" and TV - Fuckwitted celebrities and sports morons are falling prey to delusions of mental adequacy.
- Anti Moron League
Luther Douglas 19 years ago Dreams, and my stupid prediction.
You can't hide in your cellar forever Ricky.

The word is out, the energy is translating, and your karma payback is coming very soon.

When the pain arrives you will know why.

Watch out racist bigot, you are now the hunted.
Ricardovitz 19 years ago Dreams, and my stupid prediction.
over skinny little men kicking a n*g*e*-white ball up and down a field? Damned stupidest game I done ever did see. Just the sight of that racially mixed ball gets me all angry inside.
Ricardovitz 19 years ago CHEAP VOTES
with it. I could care less about what the politicians say. The fact is that Iraq continuously violated their cease fire treaty from the first Gulf War. Iraq should have been completely destroyed when they poured into Kuait. Our Christian values showed mercey on the demonic monkeys for years, until finaly, we had enough of them.

The damned Iraquis have been living on borrowed time for almost a decade. They didn't get 1/10th of what they had comming to them. It's time to arm Israel to the teeth and then let them pick the eyes out of the dying muslims like vultures after we deliver several more stunning blows. Then get the world jews to beat back the Israelies until the Anglos can take hold of the region again. Just shake a stick at the world jews, like Hitler did and they will get their brothers under control.
Unregistered 19 years ago CHEAP VOTES
Ricky, that horrible little NWO prick has just admitted he lied to get Oz into Iraq, but "forget all that" he said, because we have invested too many lies to stop lying to you now! Fat chance the public will get even a sniff at the butt of freedom ever again...
- Ex Liberal Voter
Ricardovitz 19 years ago 9/11? Get over it!
by the hand of our Lord. Until then, we need to help the Lord out as much as possible in the Lord's pursuit of justice.
Ricardovitz 19 years ago CHEAP VOTES
You know, the ones that he stole from your good, hard working, law abiding citizens?

Anyone who votes for a tyrant who promises to take your guns away is voting to work as a plantation slave.
Woolmer murdered Poison dart
Unregistered 19 years ago CHEAP VOTES
Herr Fuckhead, after the next election, many of the Howard Regime's ministers will be looking for honest work for a change. I'm sure they will give you the sucking of your life for a dollar plus GST. Johnny won't be available because he will be decorating one of my stakes.
- Vlad (The Bespoke Impaler preferred by nobility everywhere)
Unregistered 19 years ago Dreams, and my stupid prediction.
Good news! Another iconic sporting goon terminated. Pray that there will be many more such terminations! Please start on the other retarded "celebrities" and don't imagine that your good work goes unappreciated...
- Anti Moron League
Herr Fuckhead 19 years ago Dreams, and my stupid prediction.
Bob woolmer Paki coach who im talking about.
Herr Fuckhead 19 years ago Dreams, and my stupid prediction.
is that it was one of those dangerous Jamaican Hookers that knocked him off.

They have a deadly blow job down there in the Windies...sprinkle a bit of blow on the old fella and your off on the trip of a lifetime. Seems like old Bob couldn't stand it...or wouldn't pay for it.
Herr Fuckhead 19 years ago CHEAP VOTES
Will he offer anymore?
Anyless?

Will red Kev get me more pussy?

These are the questions that need to be answered.
weezer 19 years ago 9/11? Get over it!
Yep, even if these guys ARE terrorists, nobody will believe it. GWB & Co have truly fucked up!
Unregistered 19 years ago CHEAP VOTES
That's our greasy little PM. Trying to buy votes, or frighten voters.
- Ex Liberal Voter
Chato 19 years ago XENOX NEWS CRISIS!
Pet food, fertilizer! Force the little prick to give something back! Mutual obligation. Make the prick pay back-rent for Kirribilli House. Sue him for deception and fraud. Hang him for mass-murder (welfare recipients). Drag him before his war crimes trial (Iraq). Bake his coconut in an oven.
Better get ready with a net! A cornered insane rodent can get very nasty. Oz voters better watch this little twerp very closely as the federal election draws ever nearer.
Ricardovitz 19 years ago XENOX NEWS CRISIS!
Well, the ancient dinasour ones anyway. You know, I think they call them Shriners. They go around pretend'n to be sand-monkeys, just like minstral actors used to put on shows in black face pretending to be darkies.

Anyway, them Shriners were zippin and zappin around in them little go-carts; I'd swear one old coot was drunk off his ass! They sure was funny to watch though - old men riding in circles in go-carts looking like any one of them might have a stroke or hear attack and just go off driving into the croud with one of them go-carts. Damnd funny show. I think they were collecting money for some evil purpose like a children's hospital or something like that. Anyway them old white boys dressed like sand-monkeys and pretending to chant arab jibber-jabber was something to see.

Only thing is, I didn't see one person under the age of 75. I recon that in a few years them go-cart drunk driving old coots will be extinct anyway. Too bad. It's allways fun to see old people doing really stupid things, ain't it?
Ricardovitz 19 years ago Dreams, and my stupid prediction.
I recon I remember the teacher mentioning something about the world going up in flames after a super nova or sompt'n like that.

You think y'all learnt the same thing down there on the Ass end of the world?
to do the frisk'n. Pick the line with the gal work'n it. I get real up close and personal with them, if you know what I mean. Stare them in their eyes as I pant my hot breath on her face. And, if'n you get yourself one of them short fattie gals, I'd swear that I can see their nipples getting hard.

Some of you queer boys and liberal lemmings worry too much about all this frisk'n stuff - learnt to realax a little and have a little fun.
Ricardovitz 19 years ago The Next World War
Meant to say:

HELL YA!!!! Now THAT'S what I've been talk'n about.
Unregistered 19 years ago The Next World War
Most of us have locking racks in our trucks for rifles and small metal pistol safes welded onto the floor panels under our seats. Some folks just leave them under the seat or in the gun compartment (fka glove compartment). The rest of the guns stay home until we need them.

Besides, when holding the bible and kneeling, even the AR-15 gets a little bulky.
Ron 19 years ago XENOX NEWS CRISIS!
Good point tomtitmouse. 2 very powerful and influential people. The Masons are under-rated in that regard and mostly people dont know they exist in the first place!
TOMTITMOUSE 19 years ago XENOX NEWS CRISIS!
As if that pious prick Rudd will be any different from Howard. They both are in the pockets of the Masons and Yanks.
Unregistered 19 years ago 9/11? Get over it!
Ricardovitz - i think the following was directed at you ..

Welcome to the Lying Rodent's Tory version of Democracy, dickheads!
Unregistered 19 years ago XENOX NEWS CRISIS!
I can't see the problem! Once a deadshit, always a deadshit. So bring the bastard before the courts. Give him a fair trial and then string him up. That will keep everyone busy for years. What's wrong with that?
- Ex Liberal Voter
Unregistered 19 years ago XENOX NEWS CRISIS!
just because someone doesnt like howard doesnt necessarily make them a leftie ,

but if you back howard - then along with him at the next election, you will most certainly be a loser
Unregistered 19 years ago Dreams, and my stupid prediction.
That will be a new but different type of "BOOM" in the property market.
- Ex Liberal Voter
Unregistered 19 years ago THUS SPAKE THE THING OF STEEL
I have only one request of "our" boys over in Iraqistan, and that is that they die soon, and in large numbers. After all, that is a small price to pay to keep the bloated plutocrats happy. Isn't that right, John "USA FTA GST" Howard? Someone has to keep the wine cellar in Kirribilli House safe.
- Ex Liberal Voter
Digger 19 years ago THUS SPAKE THE THING OF STEEL
These men put their lifes on the line for us and our values every day.
And all you can do is sneer at them!

One day you will live to regret that.

Digger

Cranbourne
¡Un voto para Howard, es un voto para la muerte! (A vote for Howard, is a vote for death!)
The_Exorcist 19 years ago THUS SPAKE THE THING OF STEEL
We must not forget the biometric NWO ID card Johnny has waiting for us!
http://www.accesscardnoway.net/
Unregistered 19 years ago THUS SPAKE THE THING OF STEEL
All Johnny's moronic fans are not too worried, they couldn't find anything better to do than to join-up with a load of other Oz nongs to mill around on the Sydney Harbour Bridge wearing their silly little caps, so they could tell the world "Hey! We're Oz morons! Look at how pathetic WE are!"
- Ex Liberal Voter
LordyLordyLordy 19 years ago THUS SPAKE THE THING OF STEEL
Don't worry; the pixelated superheroes of the SAS were on hand to save our 70 year old PM.

I suppose it's the price we all have to pay for our dear leader's publicity stunts.
Unregistered 19 years ago Investing For Even More Cancerous Growth
Kids will have to learn to play with daddy's stick sooner or later, and who better to educate them than child-loving Johnny boy?
- Alex D.
Unregistered 19 years ago The Next World War
As long as I can watch footy and celebrate the Sydney Harbour Bridge by being in a crowd of happy Oz retards crossing the Bridge, and making themselves a great "terrorist target" for John "Jihad" Howard's "security forces", I don't care! I have my fridge magnet, and soon John will give me my biometric NWO ID card too!
- R. Slicker
Unregistered 19 years ago 9/11? Get over it!
It was cheaper to collapse them, rather than having to remove the bloody asbestos from those clapped-out eyesores! Let the mug public breathe the shit in, all the right people got paid...
- Jack McCrackafat
Mrs MacCrackerjack 19 years ago 9/11? Get over it!
How dare you besmirch the memories of the 9/11 victims by using them for your sordid political purposes! Don't you know only the Bush administration is allowed to do that!
Corn Hole 19 years ago WELCOME DICK CHENEY!
Where can I get a Cheynee butt plug? Are these the consecrated versions or is that a myth?
Are we meant to take our guns to church when we go and pray with Our Lord Jesus?

Do you do that in the states Ricky or do you leave your arsenal at home when you go to church?
Apparently job applications at customs by homosexuals and lesbians also increased by 3000% percent in US and Britain after these new procedures were introduced.

Notices also that almost 2 years to the day a related article was posted on Xenox News regarding the new series voyeur's delight x-ray machines.
Hello matey 19 years ago WELCOME DICK CHENEY!
I am a loyal Australian

God save the Queen

Advance Australia fair

Stuf the yanks
A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Koala !What are you doing?"
The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some."
So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they burn a few. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.
A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says " Hey you!" So the koala looks down at him and says:"Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude. how much water did you drink?!!"
*CAPTAIN_AUSTRALIA* 19 years ago New frisk laws. Don't touch. I'm not for touching...
Oz sheeple will not fight back. As long as they can watch big homo galoots running around with a bag of air, they are happy.
LordyLordyLordy 19 years ago ALL GOOD AUSTRALIANS MUST JOIN SHOOTER'S PARTY
Don't worry about the PM finding out Alex; I hear he is right into this sort of stuff. With Hyacinth Howard dressed up as Eva Braun!
I like the sound of the leather boots - throw in some fishnet stockings and it's a deal! Please don't let John know.
- Alexander D.
Unregistered 19 years ago PM DINES WITH VIOLENT PORN KING
Digger, you may be interested to know that the USA is now reaping the profits from Howard's FTA (For Thee America) agreement. It is a shame that the trade balance has moved into reverse for Australia since Howard surrendered to the USA on the "Free" Trade Agreement.
- Ex Liberal Voter
Digger 19 years ago PM DINES WITH VIOLENT PORN KING
You Howard-haters are living in a fools paradise. Ordinary Aussies don't give a damn about who met who. All they want is the Government of the day to protect them and to keep them wealthy.

And PM Howard has done this in spades!

When the election rolls round the ALP will collapse in a heap once again because of their pitiful history of running Australia's economy. All PM Howard will have to say is that the ALP equals 18% interest rates. And Kruddy will then join the likes of Crean, Beazley and Latham as another loser opposition leader.

Digger

Cranbourne

 

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