Imagine being granted the magical ticket, being born, and then spending the time behaving like a sour lemon, or being a cynic, or a boor!

Our man Boxhead has been on a well deserved vacation in the Nation's Sin City, the Gold Coast. There he has been sunning himself on the beach, and indulging himself as he partied the night away with all the temptations on offer in this new Sodom.

But duty calls Boxy! Time to get off your arse and answer our readers. Today it is Henry...

Well, boys 'n girls, I be find'n dat what we git here be a Max Gross split personality. I been sluth'n on this Max Gross feller fer a good bit. Caught 'm doi'n some CIA work 'long time ago. Then, he pop up here on Xenox News! I sluthed 'm here too. But, ya tain't gonna gander at what I jest figured out.

The latest polls have the Labor Leader Squeaky Albo winning election 2025 in a canter. There is still time for Liberal leader Dutton to turn it around, but he needs to pull his finger out quick smart.

However fear not Conservatives! The geniuses at Liberal HQ are already hard at work on it. Why, with ideas like this, how could they fail:

A message to all you great Aussies!

It's election time again. Time to exercise your democratic right to determine the future of your country. Do it for your family and your friends. Do it for yourself. Do it for our glorious dinki-di Nation!