Yes, you heard me. The Iranians are firebombing our places of worship and our dining locations.

PM 'Squeaky' Albo has stood up and told us all that ASIO has lots of evidence that they have been doing this, and that is good enough for me. 

By Crom, Have I Got a Tale for You!
(And it doesn’t start in Cimmeria!)

Brought to you by today's word of the day: Quim.

"Gaza are not starving. The people of Gaza are being starved… starving a population to death is a war crime" - Brendan O'Hara MP, Scottish National Party Foreign Affairs Spokesperson.

“The toll of the status quo is growing by the day, and it can be measured in innocent lives. The world cannot wait for success to be guaranteed. That only means waiting for a day that will never come” - Anthony Albanese MP, Prime Minister of Australia.

Today's word is quim.

As in... "She was rubbing her quim like she was massaging Peter Garrett's bald head"

The US President, Donald 'Orangeman-Small Hands' Trump, is certainly a product of his culture. Loving to pose as a man of action, this tub-o-lard is the perfect distillation of US arrogance and ignorance. As an example, have a look at what his clown administration is up to now:

WINNING! America takes a page out of Australia's playbook - "populate or perish". I have fast-tracked the legal immigration of white South Africans to America. MAWA! Make America White Again.

One of the new South Africans President Trump has imported.

The cowardly and dastardly Hamas terrorist attack on October 7 2023 set in motion events the ramifications of which it's evil masterminds failed to see. For by waking the sleeping Israeli giant, the defenders of democracy and freedom in the Middle East, Hamas unwittingly turned their neighborhood upside down, and by that freed many countries from the web of terror they and others like Hezbollah had spun. It even allowed the normally reticent President Trump a chance to flex America's muscles and crush the Mad Mullah's dream of nuclear weapons. And by doing this, it now seems finally peace in the Middle East is at hand.