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what a regret that was.

kill the fucker. the perfect gift for that Liberal and religious nutter.

I meant Jehovah and Allah.

Why can't they just get two sling shots, the two leaders and fight it out that way?

It would save little babies getting their legs chopped off and would all be over in half an hour.

Then everyone could get back to worshipping Allah and Mohammed and watching their favourite shows.

... no Iranian weapons for Hizbollah and no American weapons for Israel.

Then let's see who wins.

FUCK YOU TOO BUDDY. DO YOU HONESTLY THING A BUNCH OF STINKING SHEEP HERDERS IS GOING TO DEAFEAT ONE OF THE BEST ARMIES IN THE WORLD?

IF YOU'RE TALKING REPLUSIVE, MAY I SUGGEST YOU LOOK IN A MIRROW

YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT ISRAEL YOU BLEETING COWARD AND IF YOU'RE SUCH A SUPPORTER OF THE PALESTINIAN STRUGGLE, GO FIGHT WITH THEM AND DIE.

GO BACK TO YOUR CAVE AND ROT THERE YOU BLOOD CREEP

Bastards! Cunts! Turds! John Howards!

My dear Languid Lunatic
The nameless ones may rejoice at their victories -
but tomorrow they die, and their victories will be dust.

Long may you enjoy your langour.

Baraka

We know Saddam had WMD because 60% of Yanks still think he did.
And the majority is always right.

I've had a few

The Gospel of Chato was about the life of Brian.

bitchy

Was this before or after you shagged my girl?

I'm Brian and so is my wife

No space left in Howard's ring - it's full of his idiotic fans.

I feel sorry for ugly guys who have to pay for it.

Chato hangs like Gollum; Howard his ring.

Well at least we don't march like we've got a carrot up our ass like your goddamn Foreign legion does.

Your obsession, as a revulsion of the little man, will turn eventually into the full bloom of love. Like pettles from the flower of this love, each will fall, I love thee not, I love thee, I love thee not, I love thee. Like all men who fall in love with other men, in a purely platonic way, your love for Wee Willy Winky will eventually bloom into a full summer love. Every servant loves their master, every slave loves their owner, every man who votes for Wee Willy Winky, is showing their fresh spring love for the man. It is a very homosexual thing, as a man, to vote for another man, especially a man like Wee Willy Winky.

BTW, who is the mysterious Mr_Ree?

It's been a long decade since Murdoch grabbed HIS morning John Howard!
I thank you for another fine Xenoxnews editorial.

I thought Jesus was that drummer cunt.

Someone has to put money into their idle holes.

Help me lord!

Frugal is Jesus.

Non-core Johnny slept with his old mum. Does that help?

Until the question of Palestine is resolved and Iraq's occupation ended, there will be no peace in the region. A UN force to deter Hezbollah, but not Israel, is a nonsensical notion.

Here is the reason for all the brilliance!

Boy genius grows into a colossal suckhole!

Boy genius grows into a colossal suckhole!

entirely

نہ شرقی نہ غربی

جمہوریہ اسلامی

To paraphrase Leszek Kolakowski, the Polish philosopher, if you use terror to fight terror, then all you are left with is terror

"You can only fool some of the people some of the time."
The majority you can fool forever!

Non-core freedom? They are tasting it now. And it sure tastes shit!

The HOLY rash!

Ahhhhh. The good Old Days.

Israel is a fabrication. It never existed in any form before 1948 - well, maybe a few thousand years ago but that doesn't give the "Chosen Ones" any rights over local and indiginous Arabs... No wonder there's never been peace since in the Middle East.

Why do you hate the jews so?

Can't they have their own little homeland like everybody else?

A place where they can congregate and gather.

To do their rituals.

To slaughter their first born and call up Satan.

To ride upon headless goats awash in blood and cursing the rest of the world's "goyim".

A land where they can frolic on the bones of dead aryan peoples...

Mein gott in himmel!

Who will stop them!?!


C/-
Bunker, Berlin

Chato is a like a rash on the sacrificial lamb

There are many gods, but Xenoxnews IS God.
And Reverend Doctor Chato is the true prophet.
Chato advises you to grovel before mighty Xenox! (not Xenu)

Making up reality is what XenoxNews is all about.

..yeh and imagine if there was no John Lennon...

We wouldnt have to put up with his bloody Xmas song every year as well.

WTF! Is this real? Did this really happen?

Do I really have to point out that what was intended was that this was a satirical press release that was released by the media as a cover story for a hypothetical nuclear attack on iran? Racist fuk? People will just see what they want to see I guess. No matter what the truth is. If there is such a thing as truth. Perhaps there is only opinion. Consensus of opinion becomes the dominant paradigm and accepted as "reality". Then most of us are happy and at least feel we have some understanding of what is going on. You can only fool some of the people some of the time.

Something tells me that this article is satirical and loaded with irony and jaded cynicism. I should know as I wrote it.

If, after the holocaust, Israel had NOT been created, there would be no Middle East crisis now: no dispossessed Palestiians being slaughtered, no Osama Bin Laden, no Al Qaeda... Imagine!

Israel is justified in bombing Lebanon because someone kidnapped their citizens.

However when Israel kidnaps citizens from other countries (Vannunu?, all the thousands of Palestinians, few lebanonese) it's OK. And if anyone bombs Israel they are terrorists.

Israel's completely over the top reaction (long planned?) to a few kidnappings and deaths (of SOLDIERS!) should be condemned by every nation on earth. Generations of suicide bombers and other terrorists will find (justifiable?) inspiration in what Israel is doing.

The Church of The Rubber Chook has been reformed.
Send all monies to Reverend Doctor Chato, Church of Judas Christ of the latter-day Chooks, c/o XenoxNews, WTC towers, 911

No argument there Max!
But don't forget that Dubya, Phony Tony, and Honest John are so noble that only God is able to judge them.