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Crazy Jihad Jim,
lives in the Tehran gym.
The girls there, they don't root;
So he bends the boys over his car boot.

Now in his land they dont like the Jew;
But thats fine cause I dont either.
But we've got a problem,
because you see they run the globe.
So all you dumb Persians; prepare to get bombed.

Quite so, Max, but you really must learn to edit (and a little anger management would not hurt either). The Melbourne Age has a fine editorial on Howard's mean, tricky legislation that all should read: http://www.theage.com.au/news/editorial/howards-parliamentary-vandalism/2005/10/28/1130400358093.html

You should bare your soft suppliant arse to the the Prime Minister, and take some extended size dick reforms to your anal passage. The harder you fight to resist the providential reforms, the harder the reform must be. Prolapsed rectums are a sore point with the Australian pubic. Don't make your arse any wider than it already is, vote John Howard for Prime Minister. (If you take offense to rude obsessions, have no fear, your wildest imaginations are only begging the question)

Surely you must be joking! How could the budget be in deficit; for if it is then interest rates will rise as surely as night follows day - thats what that 70 year old prick PM said!

Also "off the agenda" for the Howard Government are human rights, democracy, fairness, decency and truth. Meanwhile new figures reveal the federal budget was $2.2 billion in deficit at the end of September. I am reminded of a deluded Nero fiddling while Rome burns!

Copyright! Jesus-on-a-stick, mate, we're about to lose fundamental democratic rights and you're worrying about fucken COPYRIGHT!!! Sheeeee-it Ed! Once the fucken Rodent beds this shit down, xenox news is roo-ted, in any case!

The only way the dull Oz public will
understand what is happening is when
their own doors get smashed open in
the early hours. By then it is much
too late.
Non-core sociopaths always get a head
start by telling whatever lies are
needed to confuse the dullards.
Of course the dullards are so mentally
lazy that they encourage liars to
betray them, again and again.

Fuck him. He is an old drooling windbag who should dodder off to the seniors home and when he does the Liberal party will disappear up his arse.

Gough Whitless

OK. I'm a little nervous because prose is my usual form, but here goes...

The Cap'n put us ashore on a deserted isle,
So me and the lads thought we'd explore a while.
But the tropical sun was hot on our pirate heads,
It made us dizzy so we lay down to rest.

We huddled a while underneath the coconut trees,
When my pecker was stirred awake by a cool breeze.
It stood to attention and then the lads paid it some,
Next thing I knew we all had cum dripping out our bums!

Hope you like it,

Green Haired Jim

I have a few questions. If I am interned for five days as a potential terrorist and not allowed to tell anyone, will my absence from work be grounds for dismissal?

But if I tell my employer that I am being interned, and they tell the pay office to stop my salary, will they then be locked up for five years?

Is kicking up a stink about my dismissal considered "seditious dissent", meaning I could find myself back in jail for five years, this time with a charge? Do I need to take my internment period as annual leave or sick leave or terrorist leave?

Will I need to provide a certificate from ASIO to explain my internment to my employer? Will this certificate have anything on it, or does the legislation require it to be a blank piece of paper, given no one should know where I am?

I know WorkChoices and the anti-terrorism laws are supposed to untangle the complex world of industrial relations and make us safer, but put them together and it's bloody confusing.

Kieran Varcoe Bondi

Trance-n-dental parlance effect.

I got a love of life orchestra...

Yeah I was there and sure there were only about 500 bods turned up, but what do you expect from secretive fucken laws and million dollar lies? Where's the fucken Labor "opposition" on these bullshit 'anti-terror' laws? Out to fucken lunch! Hey, Measley Beazly, if you tried to make yourself any smaller a target you'd disappear, you fat fuck!

Wait til your son or daughter gets "disappeared" off the street by some ASIO spook who "suspects" your kid might know somone who might know something about something or fucken other! Or maybe you'll cop a half dozen shots in the head for wearing a suspicious-looking backpack! Dumb fucken Aussies asleep at the fucken wheel!

Obvioulsy Pigsy you haven't much work to do...

Hey listen poofy Jim here is a poem for you:

All pirates are poofs
they like sticking their dicks in each others bums
and dance on their ships in dresses.

Sums your lot up pretty well I reckon.

Wanda Fish?
That clapped out old hippy!

Forget it fellas, these laws are coming ready or not. Max, you and Chato better get ready for some 14 day disappearences. Your the type of terrorist-lover ASIO have got in their sights!

Frank b.

SPIDER + WEB + SPIDER EAR + HEART + WORK Spiders weave webs People hear words People love People love to work People love to work For words For men of words Spinning a web of words A web of words to work for Politics is about words Politics is not about work.

My Canberra sources tell me me the Mad Monk DOES NOT wear underpants.

I'm thinking something with boys in it.
Pirate boys.

Don't worry lads I'll have it soon.

Green Haired Jim

The best fish ever, at this site?

Great Wanda Fish articles here

Man! Thats cool! I'll bring some plonk.
Any sacrificial virgins?

Hey! Let's rename Howard: "Care".
And we can "burn Care" like they do
at Bohemian Grove. We might need a
giant statue of an owl...

Have pity! Most Roman Catholic boys
grow-up with permanent masturbatory
fear of going blind suddenly.

If they had only worshipped the holy
Rubber Chook they could make the
cock crow without any fear.

Having said he WOULD NOT introduce his nonsensical, unconstitutional and undemocratic "anti-terror" lawson Cup Day, in typical form the Rodent WILL now do so... If GWB is the most dangerous idiotin the world, Howard is the most dangerous idiot in Australia!

Very impressive site there Marco. Keep up the good work!

LordyLordyLordy

How about we burn this website to the ground at the next new moon?

The boy stood on the burning deck
the sails were all a'fire,
the captain cheered the burning wreck,
the Rodent is a liar.

All those who seek salvation,
send all monies to:

Rev. Doctor Chato
Church Of The One True Faith
c/o XenoXnews

The cheque is in the mail.
But Flim gets my vote. He be THE Bard!

Faaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrk!

My word is...
stiff.
I woke up and grabbed me wood;
twas hard, hard how me women likes it;
Stiff

I squeezed it for a while,
and those spirals of infinity that lay in me knackers,
allowed out a stringy song.
Stiff

When i'm in the box
and I'm done flogging off
me pecker will flop like a florida willow
never to be
Stiff

FlimFlamMan
(Author of most read poem on XenoxNews)

Congrats Piggsy! You win the XenoxNews.com comments award with the best comment ever.

Your complimentary wine glasses can be picked up at the office.

Tex Lumbago
Editor
XenoxNews

You take the hero lord high chancellor supreme diety god figure, his emminence, his holyness, his goodness, his preter-natural supernater spiritual super-star status sure fire winner, and provider, his and in all his greaterness, Sir Winifred Howardstonian Smithwitherson Prime Imperator of Australis and all it's states and terroristories in a less than splendid and full glossy sheen shiny light, and you dress the figure with words so beguiling and introspective, so hallucinatory, that your readers are tricked into believing that Our Prime Minister, Your Prime Minister, Their Prime Minister, The Prime Minister isn't, is not, hasn't, will not, will never, can never be, is or in any other way expressed in language the glowing halo like figure of magnificence, the saintly majestic john boy, good boy, johnny good boy come home, Johnny Appleseed, Johnny be good, St John the Baptist, Saint John the revelator, Saint John Howard........you do more damage to the reputation of this prominent Australian, you do harm to the office of Prime Minister, you cast aspersions over the rule of law, we make law, we follow law, we love law, law is good, law is right, more law, the better law, law, law, law, and property, investment, growth, workers working better cheaper, workers working longer cheaper, workers working, working, working, for a strong Australia, for a vibrant and sure Australia......You take all these words from the Holy Book, the Holy Howard Bible, the Book of God, from the praisy mary psalm song word singing along to organs happy days in church together......You take the Lords name in vain. You take the Prime Ministers name in vain, you take and you take and you take....All for your shallow rude amusement, all for you shadowy, spiteful, wry, sneaky surprise....You do this, and you expect to make a difference. The Australian's in Howardland have spoken, reform, the charter for reform, the bugle horn for reform, reform for the 'right', reform for the wealthy....So you say, that God and Howard are as one in this. Yes indeed! God and Howard are one & the same. Howard and God, on his right hand sitteth Jesus, and on his left hand sitteth the spiky horned devil, that little troll of Australian politics, the silvery tongued snake, the clever manipulator, the man of a thousand lies......For without evil, should we not know good. For without the hard-right, we should not know the soft hearted puppy-loving wet, and sopping wet left. It's a hard world, and Howard is a hard cutting, hard taking, hard hard hard man doing what must be done, not standing still, moving ahead, changing society into a mold, making the new Howard-land of fierce competition with the lowest paid workers in the global economy. only God and Howard look down from on high....Those lowly workers, Heaven and Earth built in 7 days....Howard the handyman of God building the new empire on Earth for the people of God, for the betterment of mankind....Praise, praise, be the name of the Lord, for thine did pick the best plum off the tree and place it in the seat of power in Australia, this plum, this Johnny apple seed, seeding Australia with Law. The God of law, also the Prime Minister of law. Holy, holy, holy, thy will be done. Lest we forget and before the setting sun, we hold our hearts and remember the mighty deeds done, things that must be done, by smilingly savage grin, from ear to ear. We like John because he's like us. LOST!

Uplift your soul (R-soul) with this crap:

Put a rocket in your pocket.
Ignite it - don't fight it.
Take flight. Outta sight!
A bright flash! Now you're ash.
The akimbo - who knows where it go?
These verses had no nurses.

I have spoken with a number of people who are completely unaware of the PM's opportunistic "anti-terror" legislation (not to mention his discriminatory "workplace reforms"). It is a sad fact that most Australians don't know - or just don't care enough to know - what is happening to their "way of life".

All Murdoch products should be boycotted, for allowing his media empire to to be a part of Howard's lies.

Andrew Bolt would have to be the biggest dickhead ever!

Mr Chato there is a special place in hell reserved for blasphemers like you...

It's called Australia 2005 and it seems to be punishing you very nicely!

God
C/O the cunt upstairs
Heaven.

No! No! I want LOTS of patriotic Oz
loons to FLOOD the middle east, and
hand out Hillsong CDs and try to
convert ragheads to John Howard style
"Abundance Theology".
I want them to hand out pix of our
leader's noble face and tell the
Islamics that he is OUR prophet,
and how we call him the Lord of Truth
and Compassion, and that Mahomet is
a know-nothing jerk and Allah is
useless in a brave new Global, neocon
world! I want them to tell the Islamics
that they are retarded bludgers who
need to beg forgiveness from Howard,
Bush and Blair who spit on Islam!

How stupid do you want it to get?

You confuse silence with willful ignorance.

It looks like the vast silent majority of Australians have spoken by the puny attendance at this demonstration.

How many were there? A couple of hundred at best.

Just the usual rag-tag dial-a-lefty hangers on. The types that hate America and the freedoms she brings to the world.

I think it is time the latte-sippers woke up and realised that fair dinkum Aussies hate terrorists and their supporters. And that these Aussies are starting to lose patience with the 'anti-war' protesters who are disparaging their brave diggers. The average Aussie knows that if our troops were withdrawn from Iraq and Afghanistan then it would hand the terrorists are huge win. Yet this is what the professional protester like Max Gross and Chato want!

Maybe these lefties ahould focus their energy on a real rogue state: Syria. And that way we can free more people of the middle east from the yoke of Islamo-fascism.

God Bless,

Patriot

Maybe its the chocolate Willie?
Too much chocolate...

Yeah. I have one where I cut my
legs off at the knees, stick a
monkey's arse on as a mask and
run about on the stumps yelling
"I am the PM. I am the most
powerful man in the world!"

Spot on, Max! Trust the Little Bastard with shoot-to-kill "anti-terror" laws? You must be fucken joking! Never thought I'd agree with that old stiff Fraser though... mind you, the Rodent's previous claim to fame was his busy undermining of Fraser PM while the little Bastard was treasurer... Oh yeah, i'm old enough to remember that fucken bit of chicanery Johnny you old shitbird!

Crazy Condi reckons the Yanks may still be stuck in the Iraqi quicksand 10 fucken years from now... or does she really mean the 16 military fortresses the Yanks are building will still be there, packed with marines to protect all that precious oil for Dumbya's gang of corporate thieves?! Victory!!!!!!!

Here is an example of the incendiary pro-terrorist rhetoric the average aussie is concerned about.

Who knows what this lunatic might actually do?

I for one would feel a lot safer if this person was monitored by Australia’s intelligence agencies.

Patriot

My brother we are at war until you are free....

Oh Max why do you hate freedom so? Can't you allow the poor Iraqis a chance rather than have them fight your proxy war with democracy and free enterprise?

A.Bolt

Detention (aka imprisonment!) without charge? That's fascism, that's communism! It sure as hell isn't democracy. Looks like Osama has won!

This demo is endorsed by Liberty Victoria, Federation of Community Legal Centres, Greenpeace, Friends of the Earth, National Union of Students, Federation of Australian Muslim Students & Youth, Friends of Scott Parkin, Australian Centre for Democracy & Justice, Lesbian & Gay Solidarity, Nuclear Free Australia, Anarchist Black Cross, International Socialist Organisation. Needless to say, John W Howard PM is dead set against it! For more info contact This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it.

And have you heard how our morally bankrupt Attorney General Phil Buttock reckons we mustn't call the Rodent's policy "shoot-to-kill". In typically Orwellian fashion, he says "You need to detain them ('terrorist suspects'). You need a proper basis for being able to do that." By his logic, that poor bugger shot dead in London was actually not murdered but "detained".