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I have my orders. First law will be close down all churches. Especially those fucking born again christian places. Burnt down to the fucking ground. Then at the schools we will get all those flag poles and burn them down as well. All flags will be banned and if any cunt says "aussie" they get 15 years jail. Period. No ifs or buts. And for all who didn't vote for me I would send them to a re-education camp, at a exotic location. Say, Christmas Island, or maybe Nauru. Anywhere out of the country; those self-righteous Liberal arseholes will cope it right royally! If I was King... M.Latham

I'm sure Dubya will rise to the occasion
when he discovers what an occasion is
and how he is to rise to it.

Impeach the bastard, and his cronies too.

You must have meant "A FLOOD OF FAECES".
This is Ostrichlia after all.

SHOCK OF THE POO (hole)?

the real problem is when it starts to talk back to you...in english.

Sounds like a bad case of recursive arsehole!

Good ol' Mark O'Thebeast. We knew he be
a good lad. He came good finally.
I knew he would - blood will out.
No one knows who the Dark One will
favour next...

The Yanks are denying using chemical weapons in their attacks on and around Al Tafar(christ only knows what's happening to the 200, 000 poor bloody residents!) . But remember Fallujah? You can bet the Iraqis do!

Tried it! Looked at my puckered browneye this morning and saw John fucken Howard wink a me!

Max you ARE fucken dreaming! If dumericans didn't storm the White house to lynch Bush, Cheney, Rumsfelt and the rest of those rotten lying bastards over the rigged elections, the 9/11 manipulations, and the Iraq WMD(etc!) lies, and what fucken hope for "democracy"?

With the ongoing re-development of Xenoxnews.com it maybe possible to create a section for Chato's diatribes...Chato's Land!

Something I will investigate.

I expect the mass media will smooth
out this little glitch and put the
zombies back into their usual dull
altered states. It will soon be
replaced with idiotic diversions.

The next wind of change we will hear
will be the sound of fools farting.

How about pro-Howard? (just kidding)

You gotta agree with Latham on the US/Oz pact though... we do the bending over, Washington does the rogering! Please Uncle Spam, protect us from those nasty Indonesians (and other non-anglo, muslim types)!

Hey I understand that Arab looking men were spotted placing "boxes" on the levees just before they were breached...

Anonymous

Tex, normality has nothing to with it, as you bloody well know, mate!

Thanks, but it does not appeal. However John Howard fans...

how about a tantric farewell...
in a shower of golden spray...

Similar to the Tantric Faark?

our we back on air?

why wasnt I told!!!

Editor

Maybe the reason we can't get copies of the lost Dogsbody tapes is because they are a threat to nation-fucken-security?

Now even the likes of gullible Family First senator Fielding knreaklises what total Howardian control of the Senate means: gagged Democracy! And as for Ratbag Johnny's fucken 'anti-terror" laws? Shit they're perfect to arrest, imprison and deport anyone who dares publicly critize the Rodent's mentor George W. Bogus! Welcome to the Rodent Reich!

The relevant question is:
How much of Howard's "FAIRNESS" can
normal people stand before they crack?

I can't help it, but I just
keep on thinking of all those
soft young Aryan virgins being
raped by filthy, swarthy foreign
scum with huge pulsating organs
of generation! I can see it now -
their flimsy garments being torn
away from their trembling naked
flesh by dark heathen devils.
Oh God! Oh God!

Coming soon? The Howard dictatorship accuses Xenox News contributors of being "terrorist" (whatever the hell THAT is) sympathisers. Be afraid, people, Democracy is being buried in "anti-terrorist" bullshit!

I wonder how many Americans can find New Orleans on a map? Maybe they could then direct Dumbya's attention appropriately, hmm?

Let me reassure the public about
the fact that I did it, that is,
unless I didn't do it. If there is
a problem with that, then somebody
else did it, unless it seems that
the public likes it. Then I did it!
(Unless I didn't.)

Judas Homunculus

Now we see the Prime Minister has also lied and deceived Australians - including anxious shareholders, gasp! - about the true state of Telstra. And his glib comment that Telstra chiefs should "talk up" the value of the company, exposes his corrupt, conniving nature, once and for all.

The ground bones of our children, fine as dust, as the future recedes?

Clearly posted under the wrong category. This is not Science, this is Poetry!

Now you know! This has been the way
male Liberal Party leaders get selected
(the woman's method is too sick to mention).

Horseshit appears in some formulas.

now i can see it...

Or go to the front page first.
http://mauriegee0.tripod.com/art.htm

Here is the URL:
http://mauriegee0.tripod.com/THEFACE.JPG

The bastards at Tripod blocked my pic!

Are you saying that the Australian Government is run along the lines of a Star Wars episode?
Thats preposterous!

Jack Thompson

These are very trying times for those of us
with delicate sensibilities.

Bush's budget cuts to the Southeast Louisiana Urban Flood Control Project are directly responsible for the scale of the hurricane's impact. For years, local critics have been warning about the possible consequences. The resulting catastrophe speaks for itself. But as one victim of Bush's policy succinctly put it in New Orleans this week, it's "just like Iraq but without the bombing". Absolutely!

I sit here in my normal Sunday evening revelery...
at my hand amber liquid lingers cooly in a glass.

I consider our leaders like the lillys; sprayed outwards from dank stinking ponds. Overarching all is the hot sun burning their dimwit minds bright green.

On my table a key, a card, some foil. I open up my packet of McCains Corn Flour and gentleman, as they say, the rest is history!

On this ancient AZTEC dreammachine my mind doth race! Me pecker throbs like a piston in my hand and the missus sets off for the bedroom.

Now I stare up at the ceiling counting the days till the end. Pull the sheets up to cover my head but that dark end won't go away.

Fairness MUST be applied to these bludgers
from New Orleans. They could have been rich,
but no, they decided to be poor instead!

In this democratic, free world they MUST be forced
to face up to their MUTUAL OBLIGATION to the rich.
Jesus would have insisted upon no less.

Poor suffering Jesus and his suffering mother Mary.
When I think about how much John Howard has suffered
from watching these ungrateful scum struggling to
save their impoverished, worthless lives...
Fuck the poor! There is no place for them in a fair world!

i say send 'em to New York World Trade Centre site: they could build a couple of big ol tower blocks for them colored folks to live in.

As the plucky little arse-seeking
Oz PM has said on so many occasions,
"All the problems of the world
are caused by the failure of the
poor to admire the rich!
If they only stopped their envy
everything would be fixed by
the tooth-fairy."

What an outrage! You lefty, terrorist-loving losers have stooped to a new low, using the dead in New Orleans to push your vile anti-Americanism.

How on earth can you blame President Bush for the natural disaster that hit the Gulf States? You try and blame him and other strong leaders like PMs Howard and Blair for all the world ills but take a real look and you will see that 9 times out of 10 it is your decadent anti-business ways that have caused the problem.

Of course President Bush is doing every thing he can possibly do to help the stranded folks. And you can be sure that in the weeks to come you and the rest of the world will see that shining light of freedom and hope that is the United States, blazing in full glory as it rallies round and saves its people in trouble.

God Bless,

Patriot

Not icing sugar; highly addictive corn flour.

Medicine of the Gods!

Professor Timbo

That was icing-sugar, You idiot!

As the plucky little arse-seeking
Oz PM has said on so many occasions,
"All the problems of the world
are caused by the failure of the
poor to admire the rich!
If they only stopped their envy
everything would be fixed by
the tooth-fairy."

Levi knows; Levi-at-han.

If only the U.S. invasion of Iraq wasn't such a strain on the budget, not to mention all those extremely generous tax cuts Bush gave - and continues to give! - to the stinking rich upper echelon of U.S. "society", hmm?