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Good to see you back Blix!

Ed

Did you know the United States has blacklisted the Kurdistan Freedom and Democracy Congress (KADEK) as a terrorist organization. As a result, any US financial assets held by KADEK, a Kurdish opposition group operating in Turkey, will be frozen. Anything for our Turkish allies!
- Ozzy Hasbeen

Blood for oil: the US imports 12 percent of its oil from the Middle East, equivalent to 2.5 million barrels of oil per day (bopd). Saudi Arabia is the US’ second largest foreign supplier of oil, after Venezuela. In 2002, the US imported 1.5 million bopd from Saudi Arabia, 800,000 bopd from Iraq and 300,000 from Algeria. The Yanks reckon the world is theirs and they want it ALL!
Dusty Davo from Derrimut

is that you Modean?

Serving the interests of their English masters during World War One - the so-called "Great War" - about 65% of the more than 330,000 Australians who served were sacrificed on the colonialist alter. That obscene figure rates about 4.5% of the population at that time. The colonial mindset continues with John Witless Howard.

I started laughing but ended by crying because this aint a joke: its a fact

Given the current global climate of unctious bullshit and Orwellian newspeak, this is a refreshing outburst of democratic zeal. Naive, but refreshing. Go Ed! The dogs of war are sniffing the crotch of the world!

Mate, if brains was dynamite, you couldn’t blow the wax from your ears!

The only "cpncrete plan" i know of is the goddamn Jew Wall being constructed by Sharon around the Palestinians.

As coiniseurs of the blessed beverage are well aware, that Jum Beam piss is compsoed of dehydrated redneck jism which festers when the old Swheptz is added. Dont fuck with you health kids: drink the real deal: Stolychnaya or nothing!

"Saudi Arabia is vigorously pursuing a concrete plan to encourage Iraqi generals to overthrow Saddam and his clique."

The Saudi Push for an Iraq Coup
TIME Exclusive

Calling U.S. troops the "new Mongols," he said they would not be able to conquer a "mobilised and determined" Iraq.

"They will commit suicide on the walls of Baghdad and other Iraqi cities," Saddam said.

cnn report

The light! Stay away from the light!

You are a most unfortunate dirty fellow with a very sorry one track mind sir
Al Kyber

The only weasel I know of is that texas dipshit warming his skinny white ass in the white house. oh and there's his embarrassing colonial parrot downunder

You have yourself mixed up with someone else!

Agree, that guitar is hot!

Yes yes my eyes are just starting to come back into focus now... those spritzers... jeez, one for the road? Ok sure, just one mebbe, mebbe two... oh oh, my head

Wheres Scully where you need the goddamn bitch!

The Xenox poll's as fair as the one Bullshit Bush weasled his way into the White House with!

yop?

!ouy evah ll'I

Fulk yop!

Since when is laughing a crime and a reason to start a war?

Don't you like the GST either?

It's as bas as your poll! What about another option!

No one's forcing you to vote.

Fuck dat ya hippie cunt! Where is the poll for Yes to getting rid of a tyrant and threat to world peace! You dills are going to allow that despot Saddam to laugh at us because he knows the west is filled with weak kneed lilys like you!

Raspberry Cordial

its got a beat and you can dance to it!

Is this guy a Pashtun?

Not enuff of the publisher on that news radio

Mines the bundy and coke
Oscar Mild

That wasn't a cat, it was the drinks waiter!

"People don't like music; they just like the way it sounds" - English conductor Sir Thomas Beecham.

Ah yes! Spritzers for breakfast! What more is necesary for the old creative juices to flow! My thanks to the catering staff and my apologies for pissing on the cat.

Wrong! they just feather their own nests

I think you must have me mixed up with someone else?

you were there so why do you want to know?

Could you at least outline a few of the main points/highlights oh secretive one?

burrrrp

Ahh, breakfast!

if you dont have talent and initiative then its your own fault! These guys are the go-getters that build our society!

Patriot

Yeah, cunt, Im working my way through every lousy pub and shit-hole in Melbourne!

Ahhhh The jealousy of the peasant mind. Maybe if you could work a bit more harder you might get a greater reward!

Run the prick out of the country on a rail, tarred, feathered and booted up his fuckin South African arse! Did you see his mug on the front of the Melbourne Age? You can practically read the cunt's mind: fuck you all, I got the mega-money and you got fuck-all!

What a fabulous epic! Max for Prime Minister!

It's called hush money. They are paying him to keep his mouth shut. After all he may go and work for a competitor....

I wish to lodge my strongest possible objection to this slanderous article. It's contents are an offence to the membership and dignity of my organisation and we demand an immediate apology and retraction.
Yours irately,
Randolph B. Turdwangler
President
The Loyal Order of Potselvanian Elks

Hey "Unregistered", I hate to break it to you, but that filthy rich arsehole's golden handjob is worth more like $30 million - Dusty Davo from Derrimut

Well then, let me give you a more in depth response: fuck you AND your fuckin warmongering mates in America!