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I don't know about UFOs, but 'obnoxious South Koreans' definitely true!I have fucked both North and South Korean whores. The Pyongyang girl was very considerate, folding and placing my shed clothes at the base of the bed. The Seoul slut? Just tossed them on the floor. Very typical.

What about the Gay vote? We all know that the queervote can swing those inner city seats...I want to see a pic of Brumby with his tongue up the arse of someone.Now!

Oh they are a bunch of fuckwits running this War on terror. With, or without Bush,Blair and Howard. The latest advance is that the clowns in Afghanistan thought they were secretly negotiating with one of the heads of the Taliban. Turns out he is an impostor.It is so hard to tell; they all have beards and look the same!Read it here: [url]http://www.nytimes.com/2010/11/23/world/asia/23kabul.html?_r=4&src=tptw[/url]Best quote from it:“It’s not him,” said a Western diplomat in Kabul intimately involved in the discussions. “And we gave him a lot of money.”

More like they were hung out to dry by a cruel and uncaring public.Oh! The inhumanity!

Weren't they the ones who hung themselves during the performance, one at a time until they were all just hanging there?

Now that's more like it. Hey Max how about a new post?

Oh good lord I hope not.Surely the House of Windsor could not fall so low?

I think I saw Dogsbody on Countdown. Are they the guys that played naked?

Oh now I get it. That's Kate and that's William.

Prince who? Kate what?

No such thing as 'god", ergo no "devil". Please return to your rooms now.

Even the skies are blue now that Prince Willie and his Kate announce their love.All of England wishes them well. And so do the colonies!

You are obviously filled with hate and ignorance. God have mercy on your deranged soul. May you have a sudden coronary.

MUSLIMS like yer Devil over God, I reckon. Muslims hate God.....'n God hates them, rightly so. God looked down upawn Muslims 'n gave 'm darkness tween thar eyes. Put a smudge - look like dirt - right tween thar eyes, but that thar smudge is whare a Muslim's soul was sucked out by the Devil. All that's left is that thar smudge God gave 'em.Now, some of y'all dern't know nothin bout Dirty Arabs and that smudge. Why you think God gave them dirty Arabs a smudge whare the Devil done sucked out thar souls?Cuz, GOD HAS MERCY!!!!! Even on Devil stricken souls, GOD HAS MERCY. 'N God done said: Yer brother's blood cries out to me from that thar ground. Now you are under a curse and driven from this here ground, which opened its mouth to receive yerr brother's blood from your hand. When you work the ground, it will no longer yield its crops for you. You will be a restless wanderer on the desert." (Gen. 4:10–12). And God told thar Devil" "set a mark upon Cain, lest any finding him should kill him", after Devil done sucked out his soul. (Gen. 4:15).Well, y'all think on that a spell. After you done thinkin 'bout it, ask yerself: What can I do ta help the Lord rid this here world of Evil Muslims?.

What will the Muslim voter get? That is my first question.And only when they answer that will I decide which side I will bomb :)

As much as I am thrilled by the wedding I am pissed by the fact that my husband John's new job won't allow us an invitation.

I was so inspired by the news that I wrote a poem for Kate..."Oh Kate,You have found your mate.With Prince Willie,you will be fucked silly,And all us commoners will be left to gape"

Front page of the papers when Willie's dad married his mummy:[img]http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg641/scaled.php?tn=0&server=641&filename=rbaa.jpg
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Granny looks like your typical Kennett voter... uptight Box Hill bitch

Fancy that! She looks just like his mother![img]http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab118/xnws/ring.jpg
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Ouch... .

Just give me and my finger 5 minutes with each of those promiscuous young "ladies", and they'll wish they'd never been born. Lewd, crude, and disgusting. They need to be punished. Bend over ladies. It's time to face the finger fury of Granny Lash, the upholder of all that is good and proper.[img]http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab118/xnws/granny-lash.jpg
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Don't put them as comments. Post them up as articles.

I remember when his mum carked it... it really showed the worth of the Internet. As soon as I heard the news I jumped straight on and headed towww.rotten.com to see if they had pics of the prone princess in Paris ;)Q: What was the last thing that went through Lady Di's mind?A: The windsheild.

This is the publicly released, photo-shopped version of the picture of the driver seconds before the crash in 1997...[img]http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab118/xnws/hp-1.jpg
[/img]Here, however, exclusive to Xenox News, is the original unedited photo...presented to the public for the first time ever... [img]http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab118/xnws/hp2.jpg
[/img]Trust Xenox News - the world's only fair dinkum newspaper - to cut through the crap and bring you the truth!

Thanks for the link!Well, unlike Camilla, at least this one shaves:[img]http://www.point-spreads.com/images/stories/kate-middleton-bikini-shot-prince.jpg
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Can we get live coverage of the car crash this time?

Randomly generated name - Jerry MichaelsGoogle search finds - http://www.myspace.com/jerrymichaels1138 Publicly shared information from Jerry's myspace...[img]http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/17/m_3de99ce3dc6b7bc0fdc4e8d1c7806a9f.jpg
[/img]Jerry MichaelsScene Stealer/ Radio Personality/ Bit- Part Actor/Wanna Be Comic Male Prostitute FOR HIRE!Who I'd like to meet:Because I am a psychotic movie fiend, an ideal afternoon would be lunch at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood with Steven Spielberg, Martin Scorsese and Quentin Tarantino to discuss what the hell has happened to Cinema! I'd also like to see who would talk most... Scorsese or Tarantino! "Top of the World, Ma!"- James Cagney (White Heat) I'd also like to look Hugh Hefner in the eye and give him a massive high five and whisper in his ear, "You're the frigging MAN!" After that, I'd ask if I could go exploring in the "grotto" with Playmates Christine Smith, Kimber West and Stephanie Larimore!!! (meow, WOW!!!) I'll just stop right there... for now....Don't stop Jerry, please don't stop!...

Oh it will be wonderful! I remember his parents wedding and how excited I was. Will they televise the consummation as well?

"Optical physicists have created blueprints for a cloak that generates a pocket in reality in which actions can be concealed."[url]http://www.nature.com/news/2010/101116/full/news.2010.611.html[/url]

"'It had no wings, no tail, no windows, no markings, no trail and no lights,' the reporting witness stated. 'It seemed completely smooth all around except there might have been a slight ridge running along the bottom of the disc. Instead of the classic cliche disc which tends to look like two Frisbees stacked together, it appeared to us as only one large Frisbee with the rounded top, tapering down on either side into a flattish bottom. It was in the middle of the day, it was sunny, the sky was completely clear, and we were above the clouds.'The witness states that the stewardess said that the flight was at 14,400 feet at the time."[url]http://lecanadian.com/2010/11/15/u-s-airline-passengers-report-metallic-ufo-disc-over-nevada/[/url]

and for having such sound philosophy though prefer good whiskey myself

Sunset on Mars...[url]&feature=player_embedded[/url]

She has red hair so maybe it is our Julia....As I am PM now (elected by you, dear XenoxNews reader) I assume it must be my arse she is felching....Oh dear. I'm feeling all quivery inside.Life at the Lodge; why would I be anywhere else!Yours with pointy pants,PM Hairy Fuckedankle

Following this through. The first result was:[url]http://www.myspace.com/21685331[/url]Who writes on the About Me of the myspace:Hey my name is Cody I'm from AZ I've lived here all my life. I'm a man on a mission. I belive in people with passion that seek for liberty. I believe people that give will recieve. I also enjoy watching the sunrise with a Pina Colada. That's the basics if you would like to know more ask. Hi Cody; welcome and congratulations for being the Xenox News inaugural "Who is this cunt?" profile!

So....Who is this cunt?[url]http://www.google.com.au/search?q="Cody+Speirs"[/url]

Ok, I get it. I just used the Random Name Generator at [url]http://kleimo.com/random/name.cfm[/url] and requested only 1 result.The name that came up is: Cody SpeirsNow what?

Another expert witness comes out. This time a NASA astronaut discloses shuttle encounter with disc UFO:[url]http://www.opednews.com/articles/Confirmed-Top-NASA-astron-by-Terrence-Aym-101028-932.html[/url]

Green triangle UFO takes 'impact' from ball of light[url]http://www.examiner.com/ufo-in-national/green-triangle-ufo-takes-impact-from-white-ball-of-light[/url]A UFO was spotted flying over Sutton on the eve of Bonfire Night last week by two friends at different locations in the town.[url]http://www.thisissuttoncoldfield.co.uk/news/Friends-spot-black-triangle-UFO-Bonfire-Night-sky/article-2880475-detail/article.html[/url]

Corn arrive?

I prefer the devil over god.God is over rated and frankly quite boring.

Happy Birthday!

Israelis is God's Chosen People.....but not them ugly rag-headed palistinian-israelies. They's the Devil's Chosen.

What is the significance of the eaten pear?

I said it before and I'll say it again. Why do we even bother with these sham elections?Your average aussie/victorian moron is not interested in democracy anymore.Chinese Democracy; that is our future- [url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Oz-Politics/CHINESE-DEMOCRACY-PERFECT-FOR-AUSTRALIA.html[/url]

Its got my vote. Pass me the clown oil!

Well whatever she is doing, I wouldn't want to kiss her mouth!

The wonderful freedom Bush, Blair, and Howard bought Iraq looks better and better each day...

Depends how you define life I suppose...My shrinks says that life is just what goes on in your head.Then what about the voices in my head?WHAT ABOUT THE VOICES!!!!???

The more important question: Is there life on earth?