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Why do I hate particular opposition players? And hate not lightly but fiercely?Why do I admire or wish well for some other opposition players? Why do these feelings sometimes change if the player changes his jumper colours?Why do these feelings sometimes change when I hear one of them speak?

Yes but I understand that the saint players will be wearing lead lined underpants if they meet the cats again.

I think there is lot of wishful thinking by saint fans going on...Cats have proved they can do it; unlikely they will lose again second time.

More than in the back... I'd say he wanted to put his dick up him!Yours creamy and full of corn,Hairy Fucknose

Well, what say you Herr Fucknuckle, was it in the back?

In other breaking news the Gillard government forgot to include "Research" in any ministry portfolio.The new minister for climate change Gereg Combett has suggested that going back in to the dark ages would keep carbon emissions down.

After criticism of the complete lack of focus on education in the naming of the new Labor Ministry yesterday Julia Gillard today announced that she was changing her name by deed poll. She will be now known as: Julia Education GillardFor many of us we will still refer to her by her previous name: Julia Backflip Dullard

Terrible umpiring; should have also paid two 50s

Thank you for all your questions and demands...I have put them on the Prime Ministerial filofax and I will deal with them as soon as I can upload a new japanese performance piece onto my PM computer.Yours stiff & in anticipation,PM Herr Fuckedcarbuncle

Well it is a rather strange game. grown men throwing themselves at each other; clad in rather skimpy costumes.Is it some new performance piece from Alexander McQueen?One problem though; those colours clash garishly!

here I am, stuck in the middle with me

A NORTHERN Territory woman claims she was cut off by two alien beings in a spaceship shaped like a Ford station wagon - before it took off surrounded by green, blue and red flames.[url]http://www.news.com.au/national/ufo-that-drove-woman-off-road-was-shaped-like-a-ford-station-wagon/story-e6frfkvr-1225918307827[/url]

Our very own Dullard has upgraded her buddy in branch stacking Doltroy's portfolio to include: "Minister Assisting the Prime Minister on Digital Productivity".A pundit posting to a zdnet article about this new position commented:"sounds like he's going to be Chief Nose Picker"Happy to endorse this new title! "Minister Assisting the Prime Minister on Digital Productivity" aka "Chief Nose Picker"Like it centurion; like it!

Australians are generally ignorant of and blase about the political process (Although nowhere near as bad as Americans), Few voters consider the national interest or future needs and are easily swayed by cheap sloganeering, fear mongering and the bribes that pass as policy announcements during election campaigns. It is quite tragic that Democracy may well end up as still born as the ideals of Communism, all because of self-interested politicians and disinterested citizens.

ì can do that

Hello SailorI've changed a bit since the halcyon, green-haired days of my youth.I may have lost a little green, gotten a little hairier, and put on a little weight....but underneath it all, I'm still the same old stud muffin you've cum to know and love.I can't wait to hook up with you for some deeply penetrative interaction.XXX[img]http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab118/xnws/man1.jpg
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Herr Frutiingle I am a likely lad who hits the shore in your god forsaken country often...So now your PM can you arrange that next time I'm in old Sydney town I can find a boy like this:[img]https://www.xenoxnews.com/albums/album02/jims_dream.sized.jpg
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At last a candidate that stands up for something tangible. Hard luck to the Liaberals, they just can't shake off their sense of privilege. Born-to-rule, right? Any other election result must be some kind of dreadful mistake? Welcome to democracy, dipshits. Maybe they would have a better chance if they did something about their "weak spots": Br'er Abbott, Eric Abetz, Kevin Andrews, Bruce Billson, Julie Bishop, Bronwyn Bishop, George Brandis, Peter Dutton, Joe Hockey, Greg Hunt, Phiip Ruddock, Sophie Mirabella, Barnaby Joyce, Christopher Pyne, Andrew Robb, Warren Truss... Second thought, just change their name to the White Australia National Socialist Party andc be done with it.

Legal white Americans? Do you mean what is becoming a minority group made up of refugees? Your lot is becoming rather irrelevant in the scheme of things. Soon to be forgotten.

How 'bout WARE IS ALL OUR GUNS??? WHE IS EVERY LAWFUL WHITE AUSTRALIAN GONNA GIT HIS GUNS BACK? WHEN IS YOU GONNA GIVE AUSTRALIANS THAR FREEDOM, 'N THAR GOD GIVEN RIGHT TA DEFEND THEMSELVES?

Nope. Mexicans is illegal. White Americans is legal. Thar difference is - we won and them Mexicans lost. I reckon my ancestors was a li'll too nice lettin them wetbacks live inside of 100 miles from that thar Mexican/Ameircan border. Should'a pushed 'em back all the way ta Panama. Well, thar's always next time.

Hey PM Hurty Brassknuckle how about getting me a sheila to root?I've been trying for ages!

I'll take any questions, requests, or comments about me and my Government here.Let me know what you want to do.I know what I want to do... that is why my secretary is on my lap ;)Yours hardned, horned, and happyPM Hairy Buttbuckle

Hey Hairy don't forget to speed up our internet!It'll help with our late night viewing ;)Luv your work by the way...

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I'd like to massage clown oil into him; hell, I'd even rub him down with goanna oil

"American heads will roll in Texas!Roll like Daddy's meat..."

You and your ancestors are just as legal/illegal as anyone else arriving on that soil dick head

Gee - that was fantastic...

We git 350,000,000 legals 'n Lord knows how many illegal aliens in our Nation. That thar mean tain't but less than 1/100th of 1% of them deaths bein caused by guns, you dummy.But, when them Mexicans team up with thar Chinks 'n other Commie scum, American heads is gonna roll by 'bout a million or so. Havin guns is a small price ta pay fer eternal freedom. RIDE ON, MY ARMED BROTHERS....RIDE ON FER FREEDOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Amen.

"Or is it just us?"

"Danny, I think you slipped mum the wrong mickey" [img]http://www.intrepidtrips.com/images/vcounter.gif[/img]

Yes, with good reason!

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Let's all get on the bus with the Partridge Family...The logical conclusion of Kesey's LSD bus drive.

Ian looks like he could have done with a dose or two of clown oil.

Who that then?Gay Division?Bah! Their music had no swing to it...

Another one 'steps aside' for Bill. [url]http://www.theage.com.au/federal-election/gillard-minister-steps-down-20100908-150ur.html[/url]

Your way looks complicated. I prefer a simple way...<a class="video " href="/" onclick="return hs.htmlExpand(this, { objectType: 'iframe',outlineWhileAnimating: true, preserveContent: false, width:425, height:355 } )"> The Way of Joe the Knitter

Good one Ace you dolt.<a class="video" href= onclick="return hs.htmlExpand(this, { objectType: 'iframe',outlineWhileAnimating: true, preserveContent: false, width:425, height:355 } )"> THIS IS THE WAY

A shape that was golden and crimsonExtended a claw to my frame<a class="video" href="/" onclick="return hs.htmlExpand(this, { objectType: 'iframe',outlineWhileAnimating: true, preserveContent: false, width:425, height:355 } )"> THE VISIT

<a class="video" href="/" onclick="return hs.htmlExpand(this, { objectType: 'iframe',outlineWhileAnimating: true, preserveContent: false, width:425, height:355 } )"> SPACE ACE - Peter Criss

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[/img]Here is my song about him... you ever been locked in a spaceship?Lost in the skyFlying high above highwaysStill trapped in the skyI know the meaning of successWhoa, but you gotta believeEvil has a way of showing its fine faceStill you gotta believeTime has a way of standing still for youOnly to go up to fall downHave you ever been locked in a spaceship?And lost in your liesFlying high above the highwaysStill trapped in the skiesI know the meaning of successOh, but you got to believeEvil has a way of showing its faceOh, but you got to believeSo, you fly into the darknessUsing the stars for your lightsAnd you finally found your planetTime to set things rightHave you ever been locked in a spaceship?And trapped in a lieBut the beauty is the truthYou can look in your eyes(Monkey noise) Achk

I think you are Ace, Freely.BTW - where do you live? I'd like to send you some good vibrations.[img]http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab118/xnws/chopra-tweet.jpg
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Oh dear, I made the mistake of checking those links. Undoubtedly they have caused me to lose some intelligence.But not enough so that I couldn't see that these so-called evidence of UFOs was some of the most pathetic and amateurish attempts yet. The ignorance and wishful thinking of your average UFOnik is astounding. Like their dimwit cousin, the New Age spiritualist, they wallow in a mire of morons who all spout their nonstop alien nonsense to each daily.Governments listen! Take away their dole cheques! The normal folk are sick of funding the lifestyles of these idiots.Dr IP Freely, Professional Rationalist

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UFO base 1000 metres off Majorca. Photos confiscated by Spanish authorities.[url]http://my.telegraph.co.uk/expat/annanicholas/10139872/are-ufos-targeting-majorca/[/url]

Sorry Ricardo. There are enough dumbass red necks in power. Your lot have turned the world into a corporate show bag and old time values of politeness and care are lost over nationalism and greed. "Mine, mine, mine"Herr Fucknuckle is a much more interesting prospect than the likes of your lousy arse.

Y'all er gonna burn in hell fer not electin a God Fear'n man. One that is gonna git yer freedom back, git yer guns back, git ta work, 'n not horse 'round with queer-folk, animals 'n whatnot.