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"Keep your hands offa my Granny you sicko perv!!!"[img]http://step-by-stepsuccess.net/yahoo_site_admin/assets/images/angry_girl.2302065531_std.jpg
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That ain't what I had in mind...I thought it was going to be John Denver!

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Hmmmm... Looks like my Grooving Granny[url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Ethical-Conundrums/MORE-NEWS-ON-THE-GROOVING-GRANNY.html[/url]Woohoo! The good ol' days ;)

I love Aristocrat[img]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:WoilQE_H3bFsvM:http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab7/SBRforum/GamblingGranny.jpg
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Things went downhill when Churchill left Aleppo... Some areas of the world just need the stern but fair hand of English Aristocracy.

"We can have a kinder, gentler polity" sayeth the mad monk. Really? Ask Mal Turnbull. Ask Brendan Nelson. Indeed, ask your mean and tricky mentor John W Howard who so assiduously undermined Mal Fraser to seize the party's leadership. Once a clown, always a clown. He really must reckon voters are complete morons.

"I shot the billards, but I didn't shoot the midget man"

But did you need a gun to do that?

so I slopped at the corner on cold chow mein and shot billards with a midget until the rain stopped

Mr. Flim, I reckon you might could be right thar.l owe a debt of gratitude ta Xenoxnews fer lettin me git my message out to all them good Australien folks. Yup, yall be good ta me. So heres a big 'ol "thanks" ta thar Lord 'n Jesus, 'n folks at Xenox news!!

Forget the lord Ricky; you know you wouldn't have gotten anywhere in the Aussie election without the hard working XenoxNews.com team.

PRAISE GOD, PRAISE GOD!!!! I campaigned hard fer y'all ta have yer guns back - AND NOW IT LOOK TA COME TRUE!. Well, I dern't know if I'm a goin ta be yer next Prime Minister.....yet. But, my good work tain't all fer naught.Jest ta let y'all know - that thar is a picture of a CZ75 9mm. Them Checks make a fine and dandy gun - git ugly paint on it, but not fer that its a real fine gun.

How the fuck did he find me out here! Where in the Universe can a Caped Crusader go to get away from a Commissioner gone batty![img]http://x1f.xanga.com/b6bf877b14135271178866/w216288802.jpg
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Finally I see it too!I can clearly see the angel Gabriel holding his hands together catching the universal mana as he looks over at the holy trinity.: The Father, Son and Holy Ghost.God works in wonderous ways and this miracle is sure proof that God exists!Bow down in obeisance people.

I reckon Abbott should go for a long swim, say, across the Pacific. And we'll do the right thing, we'll make sure there's not a boat to be seen as he sinks.

A sign Lord a sign!!! This is definitely a sign! OH PRAISE THE LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![url=http://m.io9.com/5617965/whats-the-explanation-for-this-spectral-hand-clutching-at-the-stars][img]http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2010/08/custom_1282327069472_potw1008a.jpg
[/img][/url]"Unlike a lot of the cosmic phenomena the Hubble Telescope has photographed, this nebula hasn't received much attention and scientists still aren't quite sure what's creating its more striking features, like the extremely bright upside-down "V.""[url]http://m.io9.com/5617965/whats-the-explanation-for-this-spectral-hand-clutching-at-the-stars[/url]

Never get off the fucken boat[img]http://images.theage.com.au/2010/08/22/1833507/svLETTERS_AUG23-420x0.jpg
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12 seats sunshine. Stick that in your instant coffee Digger and have a dry retch.[img]http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:c-_OsNqSbnYIuM:http://cutdowntherainforest.com/img/istock_000003249271devastation480x319.jpg
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The 'greens' are nothing but left over socialists and hippies in disguise. Their economic 'policies' would leave Australia's economy in ruins, and their social policies would have your children at risk of drug and sexual abuse.It is only by a fluke of voting that they have gotten their hands near the Government controls of power. Any of their demands should be dismissed as opportunistic grandstanding. Bob your party of misfits only got about 5% of the vote - you have no right to inflict your crazy agenda on normal Aussies.The only way forward for Australia is an Abbott government. Get out of the way Bob Brown, so normal decent Aussies can have a better future.Digger,Cranbourne

I would like to personally thank all fair dinkum Aussies and those with their feet off the floor.Special credit should also go to media outlets like Xenox News who tell it like it is naked and unadulterated.My partner and I have always understood the GST and tissues issue, and my constant travel away from home through this election campaign has seen us both go through an in-ordinate amount of tissues. (recycled of course) I think that their might be a solution whereby we take the GST on tissues and ameliorate it with a carbon tax offset. A measure like this might have a wonderful effect on both the environment especially if combined with the left hand technique.Thanks again you wonderful bunch of free speechers and innovative thinkers.Bob[img]http://images.theage.com.au/2010/08/21/1832719/bob-420x0.jpg
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Well my temperature's rising and my feet left the floorCrazy people knocking cause they're wanting some moreLet me in baby I want to know what you've gotBut you'd better take it easy this place is hot[img]http://www.prezzybox.com/data/media/11110.jpg
[/img]And I'm so glad we made itSo glad we made itYou gotta gimme some loving (gimme, gimme some lovin')Gimme gimme some lovin' (gimme, gimme some lovin')Gimme, gimme some lovin', every day

While one Bob will bring in guns the other Bob promises to deliver more love!Today Bob Brown said the Greens would use its extra political muscle to give Australia ``real leadership''.``We are in this to make this nation much happier, much more loving and much more responsive to the people and the huge opportunities in the future.''Good on ya Bob!

Accurate and succinct summary. The Taiwanese producers understand this country better than many who live here.

Sweeeet! Has the Parrot had his triple by-pass and brain implant yet?

How the hell can Aussies be trusted with guns if they get confused by all those boxes on their senate ballot paper?

Latham is starting to look pretty good to me when compared with this current crop of twits, twats and ratbags. But at least Tuckey and Fielding got the chop. Welcome to the 21st century, you troglodites. Now if that's all this election has achieved it was bloody well worth it!

Bonkers Br'er Abbott - after holding his breath a really really long time - reckons that after the ''savage swing'' against Labor, ''the public expects a change of government''. Delusional as ever. The redhead may be compromised but she always did have more ligitimacy - and nouse - than the Mad monk. And since when is a lousy 2% considered “savage”? Get thee to a nunnery, Friar Fuck, you achieved bugger all except further destabilise your own fractured party. Enjoy the political wilderness, you village idiot, you've earned it. Cheers, Tina!

Julia should probably take a bit of the blame? First she dumps Beasley and gets Latham in for the election that Howard wins. This time she ousts Rudd and blip... Backstabbing branchstackers the lot of them.

Arbib is a twat. Also, bacdroom hatchetmen and faceless factions control the major parties (Except for Party With Tina). Also "reporters| and "Channel 9" ? That's an oxymoron.

And so the media myth continues to grow while dickwads believe and promulgate what the ruling classes want you to believe in and die for, well as long as they and their children don't have to die for what the masses are so willing to die for. Isn't that so?

That lunatic Paul Howes will be deeply angered that you have left him out of your target list and removed him from the attention that he has been craving since he was a little tacker.

It is a big bad world out there boys; you can either mope around like some whiny community activist or join the brothers as we fight for what's right. And make sure we win.

I stand by my claim that Tony Abbott will be our new PM. The electorate has voted overwhemingly for the Lib/Nats compared to the ALP; so the independents should listen to the will of the Australian people and support an Abbott Government.Any other option would be undemocratic and a sham!Digger,Cranbourne

What do you expect from a party of union bullies and latte sippers?No action to help decent aussies, and the flood gates open to let any old 'reffo' into our great nation.Digger,cranbourne

HA! Bill's true colours in full display. Yes,that's right Bill, you made a big mistake. try sleeping your way out of this.

i hear Gough is making a comeback and Mal's going to be his deputy.

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[/img]Take a deep breath friends.It's too early for triumphalism.

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''the people have spoken but it is going to take a little while to determine exactly what they have said''

I'm with you Alex! I have sent for my pipe and my Chinese whore.Yours stoned, stiff, and flying,Hairy Fuckyouruncle

[img]http://www.abc.net.au/elections/federal/2010/guide/photos/WARR_ASXP_Gutman.jpg
[/img]I just lost to a mad monk.I need some consolationI need some Tina

What about the horny voter? What will they get?Oh lord! What about my horn!Yours sticky and unsated,Hairy Fucknuckle

Whip me.. please

You'll be in hell while i'm with my lord and all his bare naked angels sinner!

Shee-it1 you can TYPE??? Which elbow do you use?

Oh lord almighty! It looks those heathen greens will be running parliament!My the Pope and all his saints strike them blind!C'mon Saint Tony; do it for the Virgin!

Tony Bliar earns £140,000 for an after-dinner speech! FUUUCCCKKK!!!http://www.smh.com.au/world/blair-a-x00a320m-man-of-conviction-20100820-138xh.html

Forget it Frank. Saints be praised we have a Catholic PM!

I'm with you Tony! At last our Catholic schools will get some fair funding! May the good virgin bless your soul and Saint Paddy give you a beer!