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Pigs arse! No lefty loving aliens are gonna invade my territory![img]http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab118/xnws/elliot.jpg
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The UFOs have been quiet lately. Maybe they will perk up with the news that the Red Haired Alien Gillard is having another crack at being PM.

well I voted for Hairy Fucknose...I am deeply disappointed

Gillard in her speech today unashamedly repeated over and over again how the new government will be transparent, open and honest!! No choice hey Julia?Well voted people. Congrats.

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What a disgrace the two hacks Windsor and Oakenshott are. They have ignored the will of the majority of dinky-di aussies and have backed a loony left Green-ALP coalition of the corrupt.One can only hope that this tottering edifice of slimy back door deals and green pork barrels falls over soon; before they can do anymore lasting damage to our great Nation.Digger,Cranbourne

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Gillard needs now to announce the new Minister for Defence and Treasurer of Australia.Who will it be now that Kevin's best two men jumped ship after Rudd got knifed by ex-union opportunists Shorten and Arbib?Is there anyone with legitimate talent left in the ALP that is capable of being treasurer of the country or will one of the sleasy ex-union hacks take control of the treasury?Keep paying your taxes people. The country will need every cent it can get when the spending free-for-all starts.

Bob Brown is now the defacto deputy PM of Australia as par tof the ALP/Greens coalition...

Dullard P.M

Katter has seen the light and decided to back the Abbott team. Seems only a matter of time before the other rural independents do the same.Finally the will of the mainstream Australian public is being heard and acted on.Digger,Cranbourne

I don't care what you are, honey. Let's you and me hit the pokies![img]http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab118/xnws/gamblinggranny.jpg
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Well bugger me! A man after my own arse. Your place or mine, sugar?[img]http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab118/xnws/sailor.jpg
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Can't we get back to the buggary instead of all this finger nasal/aural penetration?

"On this particular occasion however, there was a detailed programmatic specificity of nostril penetration. I was in up to my wrist."[img]http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab118/xnws/Rudd_Nosepick.jpg
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"It was a scratch. Was there any auricle penetration? There may have been some incidental penetration."

Were you just scratching it?

"I was clearly on the outer edge of the ear.There was no ear-pick. I did not pick. There was no pick.No. No pick."[img]http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab118/xnws/Rudd.jpg
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At least he don't eat his own ear wax:[url]/url]

"Zzzzzzz.......mmmm.....Tony would look rather tasty in a g-string......zzzzzzz"[img]http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab118/xnws/Slipper1.jpg
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Americans give the impression that they are in a similar league as the maniacs in Columbia, Nigeria, Yugoslavia etc.

Great leapin horny toads! Aussies must be dumber that a sack full of hammers to take that dweeb Abbott seriously. Primne minister? A guy who believs the "Pope" is infalliable? That the earth is just 6000 years old?. That the science of climate change is "crap"? Aussies, you have just dodged a bullet!

Talk about gay, how about god-fearing Action Man Abbott and his padded speedos? Now that's sure to be a theme at this years Mardi Gras!

Sheesh, has this site turned iinto some sort of raving redneck bum-sniffing contest?

Dream on, cowboy. This isn't Duhmerica where 65 million gun owners cause 35,000 gun related deaths EACH YEAR! We don't need guns, we don't want guns, and we don't assassinate our own political leaders (another U.S. tradition). Peace, love and mung beans and fuck off back to your backwoods shacks you paranoid wingnuts.

It seems inevitable that we will become a unisex society. In fact once we can make our replace-a-bodies out of stem cells there will be no need for sex and women.And won't that just be Jim Dandy ;)

coooool :)

Please feel free to start experimenting on your neighbour's pet today.In return, I will start experimenting to see whether swine flu can be spread via nasal mucus by letting your neighbour's neighbour's children lick my dripping, flu-ridden nose.[img]http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab118/xnws/swine-flu-pig.jpg
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I like #1. About time we did something about this nation of lard arses. Imagine how much more space we would all have if the obese half of Australia shed a few kilos and actually started to do something productive for our great nation.

I say after their mutt drops it's second load of shit on your lawn you are entitled to take it and practice surgery.

A Collingwood is something that is affected by colliwobbles.

This is just like Ancient Rome...Next the barbarians will sweep over us and do all sorts of nasty things!

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Another holiday?I'm all for it!

The problem with the minnows is that they never take their chances...And it is always a long, long, LONG time between them...Carn the Pies!

Nothing surprising here. What does one expect of a semi literate ALP branch stacker?"According to Pipe Networks founder Bevan Slattery, the Department of Broadband, Communications and the Digital Economy formed its fibre-to-the-home plan on a metaphorical island consisting of the minister, the department and consultants."He said the proposal was created in a "closed loop of people who have to have little-to-no experience in deploying networks".PIPE Networks owns and operates Australia's largest internet exchange. Pipe were voted '2006 Carrier of the Year' by the Australian Telecommunications Users Group (ATUG) and their Dark Fibre product was voted 'Best Communications Solution - Large Business'.Full article: [url=http://www.zdnet.com.au/conroy-ignored-industry-on-nbn-slattery-339305752.htm]Conroy ignored industry on NBN: Slattery[/url]

The weather started getting rough, The tiny ship was tossed, If not for the fear of the courageless crew The minnow would not have been lost, the minnow would not have been lost.[img]http://i855.photobucket.com/albums/ab118/xnws/collingwood-1.jpg
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Saints fan walks into a crowded bar and looks around for a fellow supporter.But has to leave cause there is none.Ahhh... the life of a football minnow supporter...

A Collingwood Girl enters a sex shop and asks for a vibrator.The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall." She says: "I'll take the red one."The man replies: "That's a fire extinguisher."

We're bigger than the Toon army...We are the mighty Aussie Magpies!All others gaze on us and despair... We are mighty and strong!The rest are useless, damned never to win

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A Collingwood is like a pestilence.It reeks and has a filthy stench.Mindless drones embrace it en masse, like dumb thirsty cows running to a dam full of contaminated water.The Collingwood = The Filth

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Who, or what, is a Collingwood?

I'm just mad about saffron:[url]/url]

What do you have against saffron ya bastards!

Found some more Green Party demands:

1. A positive thinking health system that will eliminate all illness
2. No need for business; imagine yourself wealthy
3. Food prices up? No problem, try the 'Air diet'
4. Crystals for all - concentrate the power of your mind
5. Don't educate your children, send them to a Steiner school instead
6. Solar powered cars!
7. A prayer wheel for every home
8. Declaration of Lobsang Rampa as spiritual leader of all the world
9. Clothes banned; all must wear 'robes'

Christ on a stick, what a mess Australia is in.

Are we sure that these demands are unattainable? I mean, look at point #3. Perhaps that could mean watching a Lesbian performance piece. In all of its graphic detail.Surely in the interest of good governance that is not too much to ask or citizens to do?

Those Green demands look awfully familiar...

That's it. This is where I read them before:

[url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/world-news/asia/722-bolshie-buddhist-monks-threaten-fundamentalist-burmese-takeover[/url]