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The great advantage Rudd has: He is not John Howard.

Howard's time has always been up. If not for the help of Befuddled Beazley and Loony Latham, the non-core Turd would have been flushed long ago.
When Rudd gets in, he will be faced with the trillion-dollar errors of judgement of the Howard/Costello gangster regime, and the contraction phase of the borrowing-driven "boom" of the last decade.
What a fucking mess Howard has left for those who follow.
Yes, never again!

I'm glad you mentioned non-core John's intestines. His shaky old anus has a hard time holding back his precious bodily fluids these days. After all, he had a lot of practice spraying the Oz public with his stinking intestinal bounty.
Never again...
- Ex Liberal Voter

Turns out he (the US officer) was rooting the daughter of a detainee (who was in prison where the officer was in charge). I suppose the detainee got out...

Maybe if Hicks had a sister he might have got out earlier too.

I especially like the mug shot of Fat Bastard on the right exhibiting the sign that the half- wit queer fella on his right had to make for him.

Is Fat Bastard's mouth permenantly stuck like that from sucking his red-shirt friend's penis? Or is it from toking bong hits for most of his adult life.

WAY TO GO, drug guzzling hippies - Still stoned, still perverted - just fat and balding.

Poster Children for the Drugged-Up Nation! "Help them with handouts, free food, free, money, free health care, free methadone, because these fat manatees can't help themselves."

Oh, the Glory!!!

There will be some fallout from our policies. There will be lots of losers. They will have to be clearly identified and declared fair game...
- John Howard (advising Liberal Party "dries")

I'm willing to bet Mr R is about 14 years old and doesn't get around much... Does your mommy know you're up this late and piss-farting around on her PC?

I'm almost sorry to see the USA go down in the Iraqi desert like Bonnie and Clyde (Bush and Cheney!)... so "humiliating", all those hundreds of thousands dead people... and when the next "9/11" rolls around, will anyone be surprised...or give a shit?

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Tex, "mein teil" which one? Is it yours? How is it yours? Can you lose it? Please be more specific. If you fail to furnish adequate answers I shall get Alan Jones to castigate you on air! Did I say castrate?
- Confused

The fact that he lead the charge in taking away your only means of insuring freedom - your firearms!

What have you to speek upon that?

Das ist mein teil!

Flim, be serious! Oz troops have always fought fiercely and died for what other countries have considered profitable. Masochists everywhere applaud Australian historic defeats.
- Ex Liberal Voter

Poet Lorikeet, that is the rough-and-ready Anzac spirit right there. But in those days we paid no GST on our harmless boyish pranks. Not that I blame Anzac John for the GST. Did you know I almost got a DSO? It means Dick Shot Off! Har, har - pretty funny? Where's me bloody beer
- Pissed Pete

Digger, it will take more than him drooling over the Oz war-dead to make non-core John return from the land of the political war dead.
Even Rupert the dirty digger has failed to back our little nation-wrecking fake ANZAC. Wreath-laying, death-cult John has gone!
- Ex Liberal Voter

I have just come back from celebrating the holiest day in Australia's calender with my brave comrades. You would think that the Howard-hating latte-sippers would have the decency to refrain from their peverted rantings today, but no, XenoxNews resident bolshevik-islamo-fascist Rev Chato can't help himself. He has to attack the PM. A man who has created more wealth for Australians than ever before. A man who has stood up to terrorists and backed our mates to the hilt.

You are a disgrace.

At least I have the consolation of knowing that the tide is turning and Aussies are coming back to our Man'o'Steel and by next election, god-willing, will send loonies like Red Kev Krudd and Chato howling into the night with another election victory for PM Joh Howard.

Digger,
Cranbourne

But what about our ANZACS????

No one has ever lost a battle more bravely than them!

I just worked it out! You people are picking on John again. I don't care, I will vote for him even if they discover he has been raping babies, getting kids hooked on heroin, looting the treasury, lying about everything, and selling national secrets to our enemies. I love him!
- Doreen from Dulwich Hill

Yep, that's Ostrichlia's sad national story alright.

Haven't you seen that film where Jesus and all the other crucified criminals start singing?

Surely he could have a laugh, even if his crazy followers won't let him have a root.

If the politicians don't get us, the microbes will. There is a good chance of being bashed to death in the street these days. You may die bleeding in the gutter, or die in agony with a microbe eating your guts, but thank God you will not be dying by the bullet. That would be too quick for most lemmings. It is all for the best that they die slow, and in misery.
- We are doomed

Just go have it in someone else's country!

I have paid a lot of tax dollars for my Iraqi Oil, yet I am paying $2.84/gallon at the pump. THERE AIN'T NONE OF THAT IRAQI OIL GETTIN INTO MY TANK!

I say lets get rid of George W. Bush. We need a president who will do the following:

1. liberate the oil in Iraq from it's god forsaken people

2. make sure that no back-stabbing French-whores or Kraut-Nazis or Russian Mafia get their grubby hands on our oil.

3. Drop a bomb on France just for kicks and giggles and blame it on the Iranians.

4. Erect the largest oil rigs possible all across Iraq's oil fields and suck out every drop of oil, then ship it to America where it will be stored in huge underground tanks below Camp David.

5. Then concede to the Lemmicrats and get out of Iraq ahead of the time table laid out by Schmuck Jewmer, Nancy Pigoski, Hillary "that whore" Clinton, the Osama Obama, Al "fats" Gore, Howard Scream, Ted "old maggot-eyes" Kennedy.

6. Ah, hell, while we're at it, why not just pass a law alowing us to eradicate draft dodgers. We could invade Canada take back our draft dodgers and push over all of the indigenous Canadians to the Northern Territory and call it the "Trail of Beers". What do we need them for anyway?

That pansey-assed Bush is asleep on the job - we need some real leader who isn't afraid to take actions that are in our country's best intrest - no more pussyfooting around!

He will get his. All in due time.

Ricky, that brings a tear to the eye. As they say, the meek shall replenish the Earth - with their minerals of course. There will be a lot of composting going on soon. No intoxicated leaping, whirling and twirling in a gay Mardi Gras when you're pushing up daisies.
- Vlad (yes, the real impaler)

Fucking hippy freak! Where's my nailgun? I'll have him on a cross quicker than you can say crucifixion.
- Pastor Dick Limp (Hellsong)

A good point VW! "Occupation" is the word. We need to remember that when we are reminded of non-core John's phony war.
- Ex Liberal Voter

Maybe it was "Throw your arms round my willie" rather than "Throw your arms around me"

I've got everything someone needs if the social network that you Lemmings rely upon gets unplugged. I may not be the richest guy around, but I do have what it takes to survive. I have guns, ammo, a self-sustainable place to live without electricity, city sewer or city water. I have a case full of electric solar pannels stashed away. Not to mention precious metals for currency, seeds, food supplies, pleanty of medications, clothing, water purification tablets and filtration systems. I can hunt, camp for days on end, stay healthy and clean while all of you Lemmings fight over rat intestines, if and when you can find them.

You don't need to be independantly wealthy to survive, but you can't be a dumb-old poor slob neither.

Ye, better hope that ye don't live anywheres near I do I'nwhen the appocolypse comes. 'Cause I'll be fix'n to sing you a little song, goes something like this:
___________

This land was your land, now your land is my land
From Kalifornia, to the Jew York Island
From every forest, to the gulf stream waters
Your land now belongs to only me.

As I was marching upon every highway
I saw above me an endless skyway
I saw below me a golden valley
Now, this land was conqured for only me;

Chorus

I've fought and conqured and I've lead my people to your footsteps
To the sparkling sands of her diamond deserts
And all around me The Lord declared This land was made for me and mine.

Chorus

The sun shines brightly while I'm a shoot'n
The wheat fields yielding and the dust clouds blustering
The fog was lifting a voice come chanting
Slave, your land now belongs to me.

Holy toejam, Rick, you seem to imply that you are a totally self reliant, independently wealthy WINNER living in total isolation of your fellow human beans! How do you manage this great feat? Oh, I get it, you must be George W Bush!

So many bloopers in this post, hard to know where to start. But this will do: "Based on the evidence presented at the time, almost everyone assumed that there were real threats to the world with WMDs and possible alliances with a Al-Qaeda." Almost NOBODY believed this tripe and the world saw historic demo's of opposition to the Bush invasion plans. there was NO EVIDENCE just hearsay, cherry-picked "facts" and just plain old LIES. Oh, and you cannot WIN this "war", beacuse it's not war it's OCCUPATION.

Probably a bunch of illegal alien mexicans who are stealing jobs that should belong to American Citizens.

The strongest will pay thugs to FORCE the weak to provide for the strong. Now that is what winning really means. Living in opulence while the weaklings struggle to keep your wine cellar well stocked. It is not what you know, but who you know. User pays...
- John (anonymous PM)

Mark Seymour the serious actor?

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- Ex Liberal Voter

Plan C “Charlie” for Iraq: A Ten Stage Strategic Alignment Framework for Salvaging Success through Rewards, Reconciliation and Reconstruction -- 9 April 2007

After four years of liberation, the battle for Iraq is finally joined. Whether there is a “Civil War”, a “Clash of Cultures” or simply “Chaos” in Iraq, there is certainly all of the above in the US on the question of Iraq.

Cries of Yankee go home are heard in An Najaf today and cries of Yankee come home are heard in Congress, the Media and across the country.

Still nobody has a vision, or a strategic solution that we can all generally support --- whether in the US or in Iraq. But everyone is speaking up.

In the age of the “World is Flat”, where anyone’s voice can be heard, here is my fancifully serious four-year framework of where we are and a proposal for discussion for salvaging success:

1st The Spurge: (any of various mostly shrubby plants --family Euphorbiaceae, the spurge family, and especially genus Euphorbia -- that have a bitter milky juice)

In the beginning, was President Bush (the Spurge) who determined that he should avenge the sins of omission of his father and finish the job in Iraq.

2nd The Scourge: (a person or thing that applies or administers punishment)

Bush looked at Saddam Hussein and saw The Scourge -- a charter member of the Axis of Evil.

3rd The Submerge: (to cover; bury; subordinate; suppress.)

Under Saddam Hussein, the country of Iraq was drowning in tyranny and corruption, lacked freedom and was racked with fear under a dictatorship. Based on the evidence presented at the time, almost everyone assumed that there were real threats to the world with WMDs and possible alliances with a Al-Qaeda.

4th The Purge: (to put to death or otherwise eliminate undesirable or unwanted members from a political organization, government, nation, etc.)

With "Shock and Awe", Bush toppled Saddam Hussein to bring democracy and freedom to an enslaved people and to end the threat of presumed WMDs and Al-Qaeda to the rest of the world.

5th The Dirge: (a funeral song or tune, or one expressing mourning in commemoration of the dead.)

Freedom and democracy without security and prosperity soon brought the country to chaos and a mournful state of despair. Virtually everyone now sees the situation as essentially hopeless, and those who are still hopeful are no longer to be believed.

6th The Surge: (a sudden or abrupt strong increase.)

Bush determined that a change was needed and bet the farm on more security and equality and a new Hydro-carbon Law. The changing of the guard with Secretary of Defense Gates who sent General David Petraeus on a mission impossible, and the arrival Ambassador Ryan Crocker, and the arrival of additional troops and advisers met with little optimism of success. The new opposition in Congress and the Media and Citizens everywhere insisted on either benchmarks of success or withdrawal of support for a failed policy.

7th The Verge: (the limit or point beyond which something begins or occurs; brink)

With new protection from the surge particularly in Baghdad, and new hope from an Arabic speaking US Ambassador and with the support of thousands of US advisers, boundaries were formed within which to achieve local successes, similar to walls of the Green Zone. Now a revised Hydro-carbon Law is on the table for consideration by the Iraqi Parliament.

This New Oil Law, could, if properly formulated, truly benefit the Iraqi people and set the economic stage for reduced violence, greater prosperity and democratic values. In the darkest hour, Iraq could be on the verge of success. The Congress and the President both see the Oil Law as key to progress. But the Iraqis see the Oil Law, as currently formulated, as a disaster and have every incentive to wait the US out and not pass it.

8th The Splurge: (to indulge oneself in some luxury or pleasure, esp. a costly one.)

How to formulate the Oil Law to bring about success? The Americans insist that investment is needed to grow the Oil Industry with high quality and environmental controls and lack of corruption. The Iraqis see the law as ceding control in a fashion that is not the practice of any other country in the region. The chances of the Oil Law passing the 275 member Parliament, as currently conceived and formulated, are grim. Without the Oil Law being “broadly accepted”, there will be war without end. But security comes first.

The key to Plan C, “Charlie”, proposed here, is to modify the Hyrdro-carbon Law so as to distribute money, right away, both to every Iraqi Citizen, as provided for in the Constitution, and also to the Iraqi government for development. In this proposal, all citizens who sign on for the equivalent of Social Security will be paid monthly as a function of and contingent upon the decrease in violence and the increase in oil, electricity and water production. Everyone would have a stake in security and prosperity. This would lead to reinforcing democracy. A good time could be had by all.

While General Petraeus is providing security jointly with the Iraqis and Ambassador Crocker is providing strategic hope, American Advisers must work with the Iraqi Parliament to modify the Hydrocarbon Law so that existing Iraqi Money ($10 Billion now available and earmarked for Development) could prime the monthly payment-to-the-people pump. The legitimate objections of the Iraqis must be answered and a truly balanced bill enacted. With passage and with all citizens and the government getting cash spending money, literally tomorrow, there would be less to fight over. Iraq has long been a socialist country. Everyone in Iraq could be reasonably solvent and called upon to help protect, build and grow their country...and have the reasons to do it. The iRaqis would collectively throw iRocks at the iNsurgents.

9th The Urge to Merge: (to push or force along; impel with force or vigor so as to cause to combine or coalesce; unite.)

“Omnia Iraqia in tres partes divisa est” would be transformed to “ E Pluribus Unum.” The process of transformation would go from independent decentralized regions through centralization to integrated decentralized regions. With increasing security, prosperity and liberty, the different regions would be more likely to work together to increase mutual security, provide for the common defense, so that the monthly oil money would keep coming.

10th The Emerge: (to rise, as from an inferior or unfortunate state or condition.)

Against all odds and all expectations and all predictions, and through the collective actions of all, Iraq can emerge as a secure, prosperous, democratic country and victory can be snatched from the jaws of defeat. The Oil Law, properly conceived and implemented, is the keystone strategic solution for Iraq.

Goverment issue guns? A bodgy argument development here? Nobody said issue. Protection from all the other people with guns? No, protection from just a solitary killer would be enough. A bit too late for that. Who wants to rely on government to make them safe, for Christ's sake? If you want government to make you safe, go to Iraq.
- Ex Liberal Voter

Yes, all men, women and children should be issued with hand guns by the government. This way they can protect themselves from...um, all of the other people with hand guns...

Luckily, there is no actual pesky democracy to get in the way of selling the "fungible" oil. Berlin Wall came down, Baghdad Wall goes up. The many mysteries of neocon democracy.

Taxes are paid to maintain an equitable society. Anything less than that is corporate fascism ruled by an "elite" (i.e. filthy rich) minority... and judging by the extremes of imbalance in that beacon of democracy known as the USA, I would suggest that the rest of the world is quite right in rejecting that rotting example

To judge by the volume and density of Ricky's vomit of hatred and conceit, my guess he will asphixiate on his own emissions of bullshit.

I am pleased to confirm that I have this matter firmly in hand.

Shoot all smart arses in class. Make the world a better place. Survival of the fittest.

Guns are for taking to school in case you get peeved.

How much GST to pay on lack of water at %10? I'm sure the non-core Turd could get blood out of a stone.