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Which one? The giver or the receiver?

Is it true Catholics can only cope with a blow job by keeping their eyes closed?

See if you can get some more pics of her!

More like general observations on life.

to a different time, a different place. Was it memorex or videodrome, I just can't seem to remember. Perhaps, neither. A different man, a different medium, a different fiction, yes, perhaps. It's all just a blury haze.

You mock the Lord. You must repent. You must accept Christ and the Lord will not Forsake you. But, if you don't do what you know you must (and you can't claim ignorance because I've just told you what you need to do), you will surely burn in torment for all eternity.

It is written. And, now you have been told.

Most of you lemmings probably thought that was a Krinkov AKS-74U that the girl's holding. But, it's not. It is actually an AK-47 pistol. It's made from an AK receiver blank with a short barrel and no folding stock. It also uses the standard 7.62x39 ammo rathern than the shorther Krinkov 5.45x39 ammo.

You will only find AK pistols in the 7.62x49 configuration in the US. Thus, I deduce that this picture is not of an Asian woman, but of an American woman of asian ancestory and that it was taken on American soil.

When I saw this picture, one side of me wondered what it'd be like to talk to her, date her. But, I recon the other side of me kept on think'n about how nice her head would look perched upon a stick. Ain't that sumthing? But, then in a split moment, I rememberd that she was an American - one of the good guys. And then I just wanted her to be a part of me. And she is! So I'm satisfied.

Whada y'all think?

It IS very touching. My people make similar crude verse:
I saw The Lord, and so, I put him to the sword. Because my sharpened stake, He would not take. Forget the cross, Sharpened stake is boss!
- Vlad

Horny wife

A lady who had been married for several years was growing more and more frustrated at her husband's lack of interest in sex.

She wondered about ways to add some pizzazz to their sexual relationship, and finally decided to purchase some crotchless underwear she had seen in a Lingerie shop.

One evening when she was feeling particularly desirous, and he was, as usual, watching television, she took a shower, freshened up, and donned the crotchless undies and a slinky negligee. She then strolled between her husband and the television, and suggestively tossed one leg up on his chair arm.

"Want some of this?" she purred.

"Are you kidding?" he replied. "Look what it did to your underwear!"

I meant "pheromones" - sorry. To pronounce my ancient language properly you would have to have your tongue torn out, and to spell as my people do, I would need to crush your fingers and shatter your wrists.
- Vlad

Androstenone boy, could I interest you in an impaling on a sharpened stake? We could discuss pheremones later, perhaps...
- Vlad

I've heart a lot of pheromones and its magic.
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using ?

I tried androstenone pheromones and new pheromone addictive. Women talk with me more often and their eyes want sex.
Please share your expirience.

Saw a movie about Jesus, he looked like a long-haired hippy faggot just off the farm to me. How come his supporters dont wear robes and long hair and beards like the late J.H. Christ?

Husband and wife in bed together.
She feels his hand rubbing her shoulder.
She: "Oh, that feels good."

His hand moves to her breast.
She: "Gee, honey, that feels wonderful."
His hand moves to her leg.
She: "Oh, honey, don't stop."
But he stops.
She: "Why did you stop?"

He: "I found the remote.

Yes, the shrieking and the gurgling - I know it well! It brings back my fondest memories to even think of it...
- Vlad

Digger, surely you cannot resist the siren-call of Iraqistan? Our boys over there need some more retards to line their foxholes with when they run out of sandbags. I suggest you cash in your super and use it to help non-core John to find the hidden WMD. He seems to be having some trouble locating them!
- Ex Liberal Voter

Patriot, I think you meant the sweet air of FREAKdom. When I consider the Coalition of The Weirdling and look at the freaks who head it, I certainly don't get the impression that those freaks have the slightest interest in freedom for others. No, the "freedom" they have in mind is not beneficial for most of us.
- Ex Liberal Voter

Corporate fascism is here! Democracy is rotting from the inside out!

The Iranians have backed down in the face of Blair, Bush, and Howard. Now watch their nuclear weapons facilities fold.

No thanks to the terrorist loving peaceniks who wanted to leave the British sailors in the hands of the Mad Mullahs. Because of the steadfastness of the Coalition of the Willing these brave fighters can now breathe in the sweet air of freedom.

Just like the citizens of Tehran crave.

Don't worry; they will smell it's sweet draught soon. Democracy, freedom, and free enterprise is an unstoppable force of human liberty. And there is no way fools like Osama, Saddam, Chato, Pilger, and Max Gross can stop Iran's people getting it soon.

God bless,

Patriot

If we had some more nudie pics of Tzippi and Condi I'd reckon we'd all be ready for some peace!

Just Imagine those two lapping each others twats.

Man. I've made a mess just thinking about it.

Looks like I've hit a raw nerve with the latte sippers!
Can't stomach the truth so they resort to petulant name-calling.
Don't worry lefties - let the big boys run the world. It is the only way your dole cheques will keep rolling in.

Digger,
Contented-in-Cranbourne

I reckon if the Temple Mount and Jew-russia-lem itself were bulldozed and paved and turned into a parking lot then Middle East peace might be a little closer.

Hey Ricky, I didn't know you could count!

Anyone care to place a figure on how much the Blah government paid the Iranians to have those Pom soldiers released?

Ricardovitz + Digger

everytime you leave your disgusting marks on the web - it only goes to show further what complete knobs you two are..

dont like howard = a latte sippin leftie? is that the best you can do? - fuck off idiots before i come round and push ya head further up your arse... or maybe thats each others

Ricky, I must apologize for my recent distractions, but I have pickled so many clients with nary a complaint! There I go, digressing as usual. You sound so angry - maybe if you listen to the soothing drone of the Oz PM it might help. I notice that he has a soporific and soothing effect on his countrymen. I have searched in vain for some brain defect without any luck. So it might be a universal effect! For my self, I just feel revolted and ill. I just cannot abide the sight or sound of the creature. Well, each to their own. It's still a useful thing for the drones, I suppose.

running our government, and have infiltrated agencies like the US CIA, FBI and even Austalia's ASIS. They experimented with drugs in the '50's and '60's, became addicted to drugs in the '70's, trafficked drugs and made tons of money in the '80's and '90's. Now the drug-guzzling hippies worship drugs. They control our government agencies and enact laws to force more drugs onto unsuspecting adults and weak children. They want us to become a drug-infested society, just like the above author states. And, it is working. Already, the Hippies have forced 70% of American and Australian children to take one form or another of psychotropic drugs.

Michael Savage details the exploits of the Hippies in his nightly radio broadcasts. The Hippies must be exposed; they must be eradicated. Drug users must be starved; drug dealers must be permitted to suffer the maximum punishment, and new laws must be enacted to come up with more severe ways to punish drug dealers.

We must take back our countries from the Hippies and leave a big jack-booted impression branded on their skulls which shall serve as their "Mark of Cain".

Ron, I try my best. Here are some quotes in connection with this:
(1)The world is mesmerized by the myth of Progress. But beyond prosperity for the few, progress does not have a great deal going for it.
(2)"Stress and crowding is bad for people and birds," said Hofmann. "It's the same as with humans ... your resistance is low under stress."

The skull - it must be scraped clean of all blemish. Then to hoist it high on the tallest stake you can find. How proud you little Oz people will be, to see your own leader's magnificent skull grinning and glistening in all its polished whiteness. High - high above the rabble where it belongs. Ah, what dancing and howling there shall be...
- Vlad (drunk with anticipation)

Maybe Its Time again...
But Rudd will never be as daring as Gough was.

1-A. A Niggard is one Who is Poluted, Corupted ,Vulgar ,and Offensive, All men in the U.S military fiit the definition ,as well as the ones in the English and Isralies Military. We and They are controled By the Nigggardly Element that make up the one who enjoy to Sreal ,Kill and Destroy The World Zionist Org.The U.S.Democratic Party,The republican Party and the Controlled english Parlement ,including Tony Blair and all the organization that plan run the world as Niggard George H Bush said for their New world order They are the one who will get you Killed Or to do their Killing and Maimed,and make you pay them to do it. 2-A The definition Of the Niggardly Element is one who is Covetious,overbearing Brutle Mieserly Stingy and Pasrasomonious 1 -. They see what you have and desirer it without paying for it You pay check your Car,Your house even your family(Your Property or Money) (Covet). 2. They contrive what looks like a Good reason Why you should give them you money or your Property ,(You have much Give us Some) Sales Tax,Income Tax,Property Tax,Licsence Tax,food Tax.Etc.Etc.( they never Buy anythinhg or sell their property to pay for it) (overbearing). 3. Then they Go to the Ledgislators and pass a Law, if you do not give it to them they send their Niggards ,Tax collectors ,Military, Police or their Courts to you to make you pay or give it to them,(Bruttle). 4- After the takeit frome you they show you the LAW that gives them the Right to take it and do it Again (miserly). 5- Even after you pay or give it to them, You have to pay or give to them again every Day,Week Month or Year, Nevr to reliquish control (Singey) 6-they live off All the Bloodshed ,destruction, and theft ,as a flea ,tick ,muskito,leach or the Sales tax,Licsence tax,IRS.Police who give trafic tinkets when no one is hurt or damaged ,Polititians, Governments that are Anti god ,AntiChrist ,AntiFreedom and antconstitutions. they are also the Bankers Stock Brockers in Some cases insurance companys (Parasomonous Leach ) The one who controle this once free Nation interferd with the Muslem religion and their nations ,and the so called Jewish religion are as resopncible for as much death and destruction,as most all misdirected religions including the Isralies Ther ar no americans Dieing in the middle east for Americas Freedom and when they com back if they DO, they will have a whole lot less then when they went the same as the Niggard 's in Israil No islam is no better or worse They are all niggards ,wheater Black White musslim Jews or Christians that are decieved or anything inbetween

Howard may kill us, and we will all be dead. But he will still remain an ugly demented little turd with loyal tapeworms hanging out of his arse. Even Death himself may be repelled, and refuse to end Howard's twisted and pointless life of retarded evil.
- Ex Liberal Voter

Stop copying my ideas.

Digger,

Cranbourne

Hey, great article Captain. You paint a realistic picture here and raise some good points and sobering thoughts. It reminds me of how, according to this girl I know from Russia, told me the life is like in Russia for the masses. Very similar indeed and she said it was shite...of course.

I have pondered upon each point individualy and considered with much focus on wether these points apply to Howard's regime and I conclude that 10 out of the 14 points do apply to his govt. in reality.
10 out of 14. That's about 71.5%.
I'll leave it up to you to say wether that percentage justifies the tag of "Fascist" or not.

Sorry Vlad. I won't do it again - I promise! Are you really a baron?

Cut that out Chato!
- Vlad

Your best shot at immortality is to be impaled by a professional, Mister Ricardovitz. Harm is an illusion to the ignorant only. You death will be a new life. I shall craft the sharpened stake.
- Vlad (bespoke impaler to the aristocracy)

39 inches, or 99.066 centimeters, just in case you are a communist. Now that I've fulfilled my end of the bargain, lets see if Mr. Vlad is just a "big talker" hippy lemming, or weather he is the sort that can make things happen.

I've already posted my address elsewhere. I'll be waiting for your futile attempt.

I amuse myself with all persons wishing to do harm to me. Give it your best shot.

Mister Ricardovitz, this is a one time offer. Please have a good friend (or even a passing stranger) measure the distance from your anus to your mouth when your head is tilted back. A tape measure may be needed. Post the information on Xenoxnews. Rest assured that if you send accurate details, you shall be impaled in as stylish a manner as the protocols allow. After the celebrations your soft parts will feed my voracious pigs. A rare honour indeed to be the guest of honour at a famous Vlad impaling.
- Vlad (Baron Vlad von Impalia)

You can't even put together a sentence in English, as demonstrated above.

Besides, we know that the English Sailors are in Iran - Y'all kidnapped them and took them there. They sure as hell ain't in Bermuda.

Hey, sandape, I've got a question for you. Why are you people so ugly to look at. No, this is a serious question. Why are your women so fat and horrific looking. And why do you people look like short little chimps with big ears? Do you really look at an Iranian woman and see any beauty in that beast? I've seen pictures of naked Iranian whores, and I can attest that they are some of the ugliest mongrol looking things that pass for sub-humans that I've ever seen.

Typical hippy lemming to concede defeat even before the war begins.

Welcome to Slavery Orientation, 101. Check your guns, your rights, and your first born at the door. My name is "Master". Your number has been tatooed on your forearm. Any slaves asking questions shall be swiftly executed....or not so swiftly, depending on Master's mood.

I have on other occasions offered to penetrate you in a final and total way. Why are you so shy? Do I need to send you a one-way ticket?
- Baron Vlad von Impalia

we should now that english sailor were in iran-area

Whine whine winge. Look at me, look at me. I am better than you because of....

I am safer than you because....

You are all...

We can beat you up because of....

Oh look! They are making fun of poor Mister Howard. They must be very bad people. Poor Mister Howard is such an honest and humble little man who always tries his hardest. He is a Christian you know! If some of you bludgers on XenoxNews would just mow my lawns and give me and my dear old friend Molly head for a dollar and pay your GST, I'm sure you would have a different outlook...
- Blue-Rinse Howard-Loving Randy Old Granny

Hippy, what are you going to put us to death with? Mr. Eric's "blow torch"? Are you going to attack us while on a Meth binge? Or while you are "tripping" on Heroin? Oh, that aught to be real interesting - a Hippy Heroin Guzzling lemming threatening to put "right-wing ratbags" that play war games for fun, have military training, have a philosophy, and have guns to death. Well, just you remember it takes all kinds of critters to make Farmer Vincent's fritters.

Ricky, I don't consider myself properly stoned unless I'm "Incapable of logical thought and analysis" - you stupid or something? Geez!
- DRUG-GUZZLING HIPPY LAMINGTON (nice with a cup of tea)

I'm sure I could find some Ratsak(TM) somewhere. Should we put these pathetic whinging right-wing ratbags to death, or just leave them suffer?
- Ex Liberal Voter