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Jesus was OK. He just never was actually born, or crucified etc., that's all...
Otherwise he was a good fella - just not a Cronulla fella - or an actual fella.

For those really loose and stinky arseholes, nothing can match a Johnny Howard for sure self-insertion.
Feeling relaxed and comfortable - right at home with all the other turdly matter.

Be careful! John Hogturd was a fart that escaped.
If you don't believe it possible, you should dig up the Ren and Stimpy episode about that kind of thing.

Y'know, it can be a little nerve wracking and occasionally I have let one pop off because I couldn't hold it in. Luckily in all these times I was in a public place so I could blame it on others.

No. He just had facial hair like that lay-about Jew from bethlehem.

Adolf was God?

Jesus had a beard...Adolf had a little-bitty moustache.

I see the connection!

Fascism is the only sure way to ensure peace among the people of the world. Jesus Christ was a fascist, and when all come to know him, The Lord will enforce peace among the remaining disciples of humanity. All Hail Our Lord, and grant unto us eternal peace.

The Israelies and the US have had this technology for some time. They are using Masers. Masers are laser-like devices that shoot highly focused beams of microwave energy. they will cook you from the inside out, if pulsed in short bursts. Masers can be made by anyone who can get their hands on an old-style radar magnatron, high voltage power supply, and focusing device made up of nothing more than a horn and specially shaped lenses. Also, the US and Israel have been experimenting with sonic weapons. Some of these casualties are likely due to sonic dissruption of internal organs. Sonic weapons are actually less damaging than bullet impact; the only difference is that sonic weaponry is untraceable and virtually undetectable. So, the cause of death appears "mysterious". In reality, if the Palestinans would look at the internal cell structures of the destroyed organs, they would be able to see that they were merely "vibrated" into mush.

Whether or not to fart in public is both a regional matter, and a biological matter. From the biological perspective, there are several catagories of people that should be excused for farting in public: 1) Very young children; 2) Old people; 3) the Mentally Retarded; 4) the Sexually Retarded male species. The first three should be excused for obvious reasons, the fourth requires some discussion. Sexually Retarded men have loose bowels and sphincters as a result of anal sex and sticking things in their butts that do not belong. As a result, you will find that sexually retarded men have lost all ability to hold in methane and other noxious substances until an appropriate time. Thus, they excrete gas constantly, with little ability to conform to society's norms in this regard. Furthermore, it's not just gaseious material that is being excreted. Fecal matter, blood, semen, and lubricant oozes out of the Sexualy Retarded male dependant upon the amount of devient sex the male is having. For this reason, it is highly recomended that these people be required to wear tampons in their anuses, or at least maxi-pads strapped to their rear ends to stop the spread of disease, foul smells, and embarasing moist spotting of their garments. The second catagory of people who expell gas in public are what we call in the states, "trailor trash". These are rude individuals who find it humerous to anoy others with the putrid stench of their anal excrament. Most likely they were raised by a single parent, in 90% of the cases by the "whore-mommy". The whore-mommy is a fornicating slut who doesn't care about her own pride, let alone the pride of her bastard-offspring. She lets her runts run around like wild animals without the least bit of discipline or education on proper breeding. The whore-mommy's little bastards "fart", "burp", "grunt", "masturbate", play with fecal matter, eat dirt, play with roaches and rodents, spreading germs and diseases wherever they go. The whore-mommy bastards are allways the ones who have lice in their hair in school; have scabies and crabs. They speak in eubornics or gutter-trash language, mainly repeating what they saw or heard their whore-mommies doing the preceding night: "yo-yo, fuk'n beeeetch, watchabee" for example is eubonics for "spread your legs, woman, so I can fornicate with you while your 4 year old son is watching us from across the room". However, I digress. The point is that most cultures that condone excreting body-gas in public are a by-product of the whore-mommy sub-culture.

Hi Alan, I'm a shy schoolboy and I would like you to introduce me to the manly values that Liberal Party arsewipes embrace.

Has it got a tune? I can get a Boys Choir in to sing it on my show.

Hmmmm... Boys Choir...

I hate hate! I'll crush fascism under the heel of my jackboot!

Kill all uncompassionate humans. Rejects!

That crap is The Unflushable Floating Turd who we all have been forced to try and swallow.

Hundreds of thousands of civilians killed in grotesque cirumstances, a entire nation destroyed, untold damage, billions of dollars burned in the fires of George W Bush's mad foreign policies... and our PM calls this grisaly abject failure "distheartening". Will someone please contact him on planet ga-ga and inform him what is really happening here on Earth!

...thats the kind of talk that could get you a visit from those friendly ASIO folks.
They'll take you on a 7 day holiday and you won't be able to tell anyone about it.

are'nt humans such wonderful caring and compassionate creatures? me thinks definitely NOT. so sad.

hang the vile fuck and allow us to throw rocks and molotov coctails at his rotten lifeless strung up corpse afterwards. and force his pathetic wife and kids to watch while holding knives at their throats. film the entire event and whack it up on the internet so all the world can see.

What's duller than Cronulla if not an Oz dullard? Maybe an irritating Irwin, or a horrid Howard. Perhaps a creepy Costello. How about a bloated Beazley?

I like it. Its full of vim and vigor; like all good Aussies.

What a delightful description of our 70 year old Man'o'Steel.

I haven't seen any Aussies fight at cronulla, but I did notice a few boys pretending they know how to fight. All I could do was laugh. Pathetic..

The Bats!

Looks like you poofs have found yourself a singer.

Do I sense a 'rage against hogwart' collaborative internet thrash gunmetal project at hand?

Wanking along, minding my business...

Our brave boys are preserving Oz property values for Jesus by fighting The Islamic Hun in Iraqistan.
Dear Jesus, John and Alan, why do they not understand our special local ways?

As long as property values are preserved, there is nothing to worry about.
- John Weaselton Hogturd.

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I think I accidentally deleted your avatar

Well my wife just got my bass restrung and cleaned up.. and she's going to get my EV repaired. So I'll come over when it's all fixed...

I think I can see you in the crowd in that song!

Avatar..you fucking cunts!

Go4

Here is another love song from around that time:

Man they had good hair in those days.

Hey you wise prick, I just responded to this on another thread...
Stop confusing me!

I prefer the Klatuu version. Remember them? They were the Beatles in disguise.

I think I just heard a similar song

Sufferagette!

"That's" pretty good hey...

Yeah how about that.....

Yeh? Hows that Yugo?

You're all worthless and weak!

Fuck there you go Trev just changed into Tex....

from...

So thats where those stains in my pants came form!

Could you be wanking in another time and space?