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Questin is: who put the finger in there in the first place!

Pull em outta Dubya's skinny Texas whitebread ass!

You mean Johnny Ratfuck's DAZE!

Shh! What's that sound coming from Kirribili House? Sounds like... wait, there it is again! FLIP FLOP, FLIP FLOP, FLIP FLOP!

I think that I shall never see
Another fuckwit such as thee

No you didn't! I knew it FIRST because I'm a paranormal schizophrenic. I cant foresee an threat before it becomes imminent, just like that slack-jawed meat-sack from Texas!

Hey Paintrot, how about you join my new band called the Exploding Bus? We sings songs all about how "safe" the world is now! You dork!

WHAT safer "world|" are you talking about? The planet Ga-Gah Neo-con?! It sure as hell aint planet frickn Earth pal!

As soon as that arsehole editor pulls his finger out!

Flim Flam Man

So when will edition 3 spew forth?

You're all just out to get me! I knew it!

More mindless left-wing drivel. No wonder you losers can't get into power.

Yours is the "logic" of a paranoid schizophrenic.

Your's is the "logic" of the pyromaniac serving as a firefighter!

Achtung! And what side of a hard boiled egg should be broken for the eating thereof? Such crucial detail!

Q: What's the biggest intelliegence failure in US history?
A: George W Bush!

Same old, same old. Leftist propaganda that ignores the facts in order to attack the West. If we had listened to dictator-loving hacks like you, hundreds of thousands of Iraqis would still be murdered by your mate Saddam. Now they are free, and you hate it! Tough titty, commo.

Speaking of ignorance, it's actually spelled "blitzkrieg".

Well the undertaker drew a heavy sigh as we fell into the sun and the first one said to the second one there "I hope you're having fun."

I shot an arrow into the air
I hope to christ it hit that amoral greasespot John Howard...
Not quite haiku but... hey, these are the days!

Fear not, Australia! Johnny Ratfuck's days are coming to a close. You almost feel sorry for the vain old fuck... NOT!

Bush reckons he can deal with "threats before they come imminent"? What the blazes is that?! The bloke must be psychic! Or more likely psychotic!
- Dusty Davo from Derrimut

Beats "Advance Australia Fair"!

And have you noticed how the White (whore)House is dragging its feet - and ass - on the investigations into intelliegence failures re Sept 11?

Watching a recent "Meet The Press" interview screened on US TV, was an hour-long descent into bewilderment and depression, a slack-jawed mental numbness brought on by wondering how such an inarticulate human being could occupy the world's most powerful office.

Bush was asked yet again that in the absence of an imminent Iraqi threat, was the war still justified?

After some incomprehensible meandering - for example, "This is unaccounted for stockpiles that you thought [Saddam] had because I don't think America can stand by and hope for the best from a madman" - the president reduced his answer to this:

"I believe it is essential that when we see a threat, we deal with those threats before they become imminent. It's too late if they become imminent."

God help us all!

http://hnn.us/articles/printfriendly/3555.html

got transferred to Iraq

"Intelligence"?! What frick'n intelligence was that?! Cherry-pickin arselickers, the lot of em!

Ignorance is blitkrieg

Yeah I'm fed up with Cranbourne too!

i blame that long time (or is that old time?) associate of Xenox News Mark "Morris" Forbes for all this nonsense about lil Johnny. The PM didn't need to be told by Australia's intelligence whether Iraq was a naughty place. He got it first hand from George Dubya, and by god that was good enough for him!

Flim Flam Man

Even a spider may become entangled in its own sticky web.

"This is historic times....whether they be Christian, Jew, or Muslim, or Hindu, people have heard the universal call to love a neighbor just like they'd like to be called themselves. --George W. Bush, 10.09.03.

Hell-a-Jew-ya!

My life in a nutshell...

We are all much better of under Jesus.

He is the light and the way.

God praise the USA

They worshipped a sand god!
Now they can live under the ethics of Judaeo-christian civilization. The pinnacle of Man's achievement.

And as the Mullah of Sydney...send him back to Iraq if he loves it so much there!

FedUp
Cranbourne

Hypnotised like chickens in a voodoo ritual, American voters (all five of them) are once again agog at allegations that a Democratic presidential nominee was/is/or might be fucking a staffer. Folks, you should be more concerned about the Republicans fucking the whole damn nation!

Tony Blair and John Howard = Grovel and Suck

Fuck the USA those bastards have fueled the terrorist fire for at leats the past 60 years - not that Joe Palooka knows it. Americans' "historical amnesia" is fucking us all!

God bless GERONIMO, the last Apache chief to surrender, who died in custody in 1909, an ealy victim of Washingtoon's "with us or against us" grab for power and resources..

The Slime Minister strikes again!

"The free trade agreement with the US nearly collapsed during the final negotiations in Washington. Trade Minister Mark Vaile and his officials were several times at the point of walking out and flying home over the miserly US offer on agriculture. In the end, it was John Howard who decided to accept the offer rather than risk getting nothing... "

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2004/02/16/1076779903098.html

- Dusty Davo from Derrimut

Bush's pretzels are unravelling, heh, heh, heh!

China link to nuclear network!

Investigators have identified China as the origin of nuclear weapons designs found in Libya last year, exposing yet another link in the chain that passed nuclear secrets through Pakistan to other countries in Asia and the Middle East.

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2004/02/15/1076779834038.html

I guess now we must attack the Red Giant too!

DEMON JOHN!

SAY FAREWELL, G'NIGHT, SONNY-JIM
IN YOUR DEFENSELESS, WINNING SMILE.
WHAT DO YOU HOPE TO WIN?
AND BLISS FACE DOWN, DEFENDED.
WELL, NOW STONED DEMON JOHN
THERE'S NO TOWN THE BOY CANNOT BELONG.
WHY DID YOU COME HERE?
IS IT TO EXCAVATE ALL YOUR SINS?
BOIL WITHIN?
- LEMON AID

The PM has crawled right up his own reeking asshole, and a sport-addled nation of imbeciles has followed.

Johnny is a nasty old bugger in a job he has lusted after all his political life like a bitch in heat for a pointy dick dog!

Debka? Shit! Those guys have all the legitimacy and credibility of Mossad! Or, for that matter, George W. Bush!

So what's new? All politicians lie. Some politicians lie more than others. And then there's John Howard!

Hang on Mr Hackworth!
Everybody who knows, knows that Saddass got his WMDs into Syria the week before the invasion (cehck out www.debka!). And remember Iraq is as big an area as France so it will take a little while longer before we can be sure there are no WMDs still there. And there still remains the Baath party support of Al Qaeda; just read Bill Safire. He'll tell you the truth!

Patriot