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The Mendacious Midget aint "handing out the silverware", Tex, the old cunt's STEALING it! Just ask the East Timorese about their gas and oil fields!

Stop that or you'll go blind, you craxy clapped out old shit-for-brains. Patriotism is the last refuge of the assholes!

Whatever happened to... Osama Bin Laden?

Well, as the Bush administration very well knows, he's back in Saudi Arabia in the loving bosom of his stinking rich family of Bush business associates. And as for Saddam Hussein? He ain't shacked up in no bedouin tent, that's for sure!

Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there.

i hope it was good for you mate.

Ahh...let it be

Jesus, Gautama, Vishnu and Socrates

Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

what?? you didn't read about the donkey train that crashed into a bunch of women bathing in the river??

Actually, you can't fold any size piece of paper more than 6 times.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.

where is the proof?

or as it is known in olde english:
cunth!

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.

you have way too much time to spare

what about cunt?

There's no word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH."

who's that kneeling beside you?

Now this is the sort of shit I like to see in Xenox News!
As soon as you mention Satan you got me. I'm a big supporter of the horned one. I'd like to see more of his cloven hoof around the place! Especially booting it up the ass of every lily livered bible munching dumb ass shit for brains puny penised frigid fannied born again christian ignoramus!

LordyLordyLordy

Here I am!

yeah, and Turtles can breathe through their butts.

where are you?

where there's a will, there's a way

well maybe...
Be nice to get the ol shoutbox back but I dont know if we can!

a resounding success, I see.

Jeez, a den of leftist intellectuals.

I always knew Bush as an ASS!

Good Lord! Donkeys attack Yanks in Baghdad! http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/s994682.htm Lordy Lordy Lordy

Hi people. Fritz and me are back together and he took this wonderful photo of me! Love Eva!

No! I am the real Eva you phoney!

I'm Eva!

Is this how you do it?

I think Phucktriot was drunk when he wrote it.

You can however lick your own dick. And yes, I've tried it.

"Under the Howard Government, the senior ranks of the public service have become a Manchu court. Deception is common currency in the border protection and human rights areas of public administration." - Kenneth Davidson (Yeah, him).

Which jew? Sharon?

IT'S LIKE PAINTING A DIRTY GREAT BULLSEYE ON THE MAP OF AUSTRALIA!

Wonder why drunk again?

Protect me Jesus; from the jew.

They will be protecting us from them

Well maybe yes. Maybe no.
I mean its good they will be protecting us, but its bad since I dont know what they are protecting me from.

Flim Flam Man

Still nothing...

Hey Tom, I've heard that PM Ratfuck is about to "excise" Australia as a migration zone". But if a clapped-out boatful of of desperate asylum seekers can make it to Kirribili House, they'll be processed according to the UN refugee conventions Australia is party to! Ah yes, the Lucky Country!!!

"The dominance of the self is not a flaw, it is an evolutionary characteristic; it is just how things are." - Martin Amis, "Visiting Mrs Nabokov"

IS a con job, you fuckin lousy keyboard! IS a con job!

And let's not forget Scumbag Johnny's lies about (un)employment rates. The official figure is not a con job. I mean, for fuck's sake, according to Johnny, if you do only one hour of work a week, you’re employed!

Fact is, when you include underemployment, hidden unemployment, your'e looking at at least 12 % under-utilisation of labour resources.

Scumbag Johnny and his slimy, lying minions must swing!

I reckon good ol' boy George and his Christian Right loonies can pretty much kiss the Presidency away! I hear the Taliban's back in town!

Oh and what a humanitarian that four-eyed little bastard is! I hope old Queen Liz liked the furious probing of his long, forked tongue up HER arse! I bet Dumbya is feeling a wee bit jealous!

Johnny and his limp-dick cronies just lie, lie, lie... that's their only "core" policy. And just like the poisonous Shrub in the Oval Orifice, they will soon be gurgling down the toilet bowl of history

Hey, Puke-riot, I reckon the Italians should be moving out of Iraq anytime now...