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The crass and asinine ravings of a piss-addled nitwit!

OK, now you're starting to scare me!

this rag is out of its fucking mind!

Hey, Pat Riot! Remember these famous words?

U.S. Vice President Dick Cheney: "There is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction." And how about U.S. President George W. Bush's "no doubt that the Iraq regime continues to possess and conceal some of the most lethal weapons ever devised." And best yet, U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld's "We know where they are."

Well, fuck me, Pat, I guess they're all just deluded idiots or... just fuckin LIED!

- Dusty Davo from Derrimut

I thought they were New Zealand's responsibility?

Saddam who? Weapons of what? Where the fuck IS Iraq anyway? And did Britney REALLY get married? Sheesh! I just can't keep up!

Yep it's all hunky dory!
Just give me the keys to the city and it will all be fine.

A.Chalabi
Baghdad

arent they Norways responsibility or Indonesia's?
We dont want them so bad luck!

Proud Aussie

I know most Aussies don't really give a shit, but let's not forget the 284 asylum seekers marooned by Howard on that bankrupt hell-hole Nauru:, 191 adults and 93 children. Yeh, that's right assholes, CHILDREN!

They are the last prisoners of 1229 who have been "processed" on Nauru. Most were shipped there by Australian navy vessels, after being transferred from the Tampa and other boats in 2001.

These poeple have committed no crimes. Yet, for the third year straight, they remain locked up in concentration camps, hidden from the outside world. No lawyers, media, or independent scrutiny allowed. Most are terrified that sick old asshole Howard will force them back to the countries they fled: Iraq, Iran and Afghanistan!

Fuck Howard and the morons who keep voting the cunt back into office!

PANIC ATTACK EVERYONE! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! That blister on the anus of the Liberal Party, National Party "leader" John What-the Anderson "took over" the running of Australia as acting Prime Minister on January 1 while Asshole Howard goes jet-ski-ing off Kirrilbili until January 25! Fuck! I dunno what's worse! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

Quit pestering me! I'm on friggin holidays here!

Key words seem to be "so far". Cryptic?

Maybe they should threaten us more; then we can rebuild them like we are doing in Iraq.

they all look marvellous!

FUCKING BRILLIANT SOLUTION

Hey, what about the universal language. In Esperanto its something like:

leki mia ami pumpi

And for those who can't get enough Esperanto :

furzi means fart

frandzi means to perform cunnilingus on

fingrumi to masturbate

Fek! means Shit!

kaco means prick

midzi means to give a blow job to

A patrinfikulo is a motherfucker

A pic^o is a cunt

putinfilac^o is a son of a bitch

sodomii and sodomiigi (lets not go there)

and for good measure,

kaki is taking a shit.

Oh it's freedom alright! But not the sort of "freedom" George Bullshit is pushing!

Sabah Hashim is part of a new and growing group of Iraqi singers whose anti-Western lyrics are raw with hate. In in his latest song collection, Hashim urges listeners to: "Carry your weapons and kick the heretic people out of your land. The people of Fallujah are like wolves when they attack the enemy."

Read all about it at http://www.commondreams.org/cgi-bin/print.cgi?file=/headlines03/1228-01.htm

Given that most of US-occupied Iraq suffers from power black-outs lasting an average of 16 hours daily, how many US soldiers do you reckon it takes to change a bloody light bulb over there? So far, about 130,000 of the poor deluded young dopes!
- Dusty Davo from Derrimut (No, I'm not going to bed until I get the Christmas present I want: John Howard's head on a friggin platter!)

John Witless Howard's Australia has so far kicked in around $750 million for the invasion of Iraq and a pathetic $2 million for relief efforts in earthquake ravaged Iran where some 30,000 have died so far. All Aussies should hang their heads in shame... and vote the mean and tricky old four-eyed arse-kisser out! Retire the bastard and may he rot in hell!
- Dusty Davo from Derrimut (really looking forward to New Year's Eve!)

born 200 years too late or 200 years too soon?

Transcribe.

Verdict.

Stellar; yes, awesome effort humanity; whooping its arse. Not.

Valedictory.

Neonatal.

Haphazard.

Forthwith.

Inevitable.

No confidence you give me.

"yeah but Saddass is gone. if you had your way he'd still be there!'
Thats right, he just appeared on 12/9/03! Before then it was fine to sell him wheat and buy his Oil! Now he is satan incarnate!

I am sick and fuckin tired of hearing about the plight of the poor old Jews in fuckin Israel! Try living like a fuckin human being in the West Bank or fuckin Gaza you arrogant Jewish fucks! Will someone please nuke Jewrusalem so the fuckin place can at least take a step forward into the 21st century! And how about some honest fuckin reporting... http://vitw.us/weblog/

signed Freddy Fudpucker

Jesus on a stick! With bells on! More powerrrr to yez Pervis!

Fuck you, four-eyes! In 1963 the U.S. played a key role in deposing Iraqi leader Gen. Abdul Karim Kassem, after an unsuccessful CIA assassination attempt against him. This helped the Ba'ath Party sieze power and Saddam Hussein become the murderous dictator that he was. Put Saddam on trial, sure! But make sure his U.S. accomplices are in the box with him!

At US request, France cancels six Air France flights from Paris to Los Angeles following specific intelligence alert of al Qaeda may have infiltrated the airline as passenger or crewman and planned to use aircraft for terrorist attacks. No arrests made in France. Further security measures Wednesday under heightened end-of-year terror alert in US: Air fighters are flying patrols over Alaskan oil installations, New York, Washington and Las Vegas. Extra security laid on for nuclear power stations and river dams. Security tightened at all airports. Private vehicles barred from LAX terminals.

www.debka.com

Great for the election campaign; fear wins voters.

Georgie

good to see the xmas cheer continuing in all those newly liberated countries!
Gosh our boys are doing us proud!

some skeletons bigger dem others!

stroke 'em & smoke 'em!

Texas Pete

Its like your australia card or big brother number...everyone's got one

what is my IP address?

Incantation? Concetate? Nesquick, Sustagen, Horlicks. Powdered fuck all.

what about this plan:
The best way to stop a terrorist organisation is to get it fighting amongst itself and its supporters. So why not invade a country which may be Muslim but has 3 seperate groups who dont particularly like each other. And then start a civil war which will force al qaeda against the other muslim groups there. Could this be the situation in Iraq? A civil war there with Osama supporters involved would minimise Al qaeda threats outside of Iraq.
As for the people of Iraq since when have we ever given a shit about them? As long as the oil is secured, as stated in the above article, everything will be fine!
George, Tony and John you surely are evil genuises!

Next stop: obscurity... just like George W Bush!

in your astral travel you will meet satan..and i aint seen a smile that pretty in a while...
flap it
flog it
damn it all
i wilt thou art it
from my 3rd eye dribbled the signal:
shes crafty!
and shes just my type!

Preparing captured Saddam for the masses:

Apparently the wives of the test cases just loved their new men!

does this work for women too?

arent they the same clowns that said Saddam was holidaying at a Syrian resort while Iraq was being invaded this year?
I reckon Bush must be the only one that believes their bullshit!

It's not WMD that are buried, but the goddamn truth! Ask BUSH & CO where THEY hid THAT!

Generally, I'm fucked.

I've never understood why morons like "patriot" equate criticism of Bush's illegal invasion with support for Hussein's dictatorship. It's ridiculous. Bush did NOT invade Iraq because Hussein was a "bad guy", Bush invaded for the oil.

yeah, that's EXACTLY what I thought. WE GOT HIM my arse.

I'm Tom Hanks. I've been stranded on an island for the past 8 months. Now PISS OFF!

I think I still detect the smell of fish...

"I wish I was Osama Bin Laden!"

Yeah, sure: "WE GOT HIM!" Osama Bin Laden, the guy that sent a team of Saudi terrrists to hijack 4 passenger planes and crash them into New York and Washington? NO! We got bloody Saddam Hussein instead! Gee, that makes a LOT of fucken sense, right?! Manwehile, Osama's still out there, as is Al Qaeda etc, and the Taliban are making a comeback in Afghaistan!

You stupid bloody idiot Yanks!

-Dusty Davo from Derrimut

"It's all a big mistake; I am fucking Santa you idiots!"

"Where the white women at?"

"9 months without a whisky or a root and you'd look like this!"