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Beg yours?

Wiggins

To bad, all that we will be left with is the trappings of his orifice

Happens to all cynical, no-hoper, entry level middle class yobos once they near middle age. (we all know dozens of them)

hey is that brasso on your botty wiggins?

Headmaster

So, like, the yanks can kinda, like, go in, and both US and Iraq can bomb each other, then, um, the US can then sell Iraq more bombs when they run out...

Wiggins

I know. You visited one of our readers places already!

Ed

Dear Mr Blix, as you seem to be an expert on the subject of Christmas, please clarify the following: is it appropriate for me to stick the very top tip on my tree up an angels arse for the purposes of decoration at this sacred festive time?
signed, Hosanna Hootenanny

You're welcome Uncle Joe

Ariot Sharon

Tom you never used to talk like that!

The little dipshit will DIE on the job... if we're lucky!

From behind, she looks just like Max the Axe - talk about political hacks overboard!

i'm not a cunt, i'm a prick!

We know where you live you fucken terrorist sympathisers

ASIO

Christ almight yDes, have you no scruples! His wife isn't PRIVATISED yet!

Everyone knows the US economy is shakey right now and i agree: a little sabre rattling may move big bucks around for those who are on Washintons right tit. However, if/when the shit REALLY hits the flan, then the repecussions will be enormous - and not just for the USA. Just watch pipsqueak Australia go to the wall!

Or is that another ministers wife?

Bob ellis

She's been riden by every member of the Liberal Party!

Bob Ellis

That's Tony Abbott's squeeze you're referring to, pal!

Fuck his wife....eek

Well if we can't fuck Rupert can we fuck his wife? Or maybe one of his daughters or daughter in laws?


Des Moore

I extended my knowledg to the utmost but it didn't get hard enough

Heresy!
signed osama ben ladin

This is the same bullshit they said last war. And what happened? Nothing. This war will be good for one country's economy: USA. Drag them right of recession having to spend all that taxpayer money on the military.

HS Truman

All praise Rupert the merciful! Spare us thy wrath for we are but lowly worms of no import. We will cease and desist denigrating anyone or anything. We will no longer express ourselves freely and in an unfettered, unfeeling and flatulant manner. In short, mighty Rupert, we will disappear from the face of the earth and leave it to the media moguls and imperial giants who alone have the right to shape and impose opinions on the Internet. I humbly beseech thee oh Rupert: do not be fucked. Verily, unfuck thyself Rupert Gloriana, for we are GONE!

Right boys thats it. I'm after all your asses!

John H.
c/o Clayton Utes
Solicitors&Document Storage

and i thought an abyss was a female abbott

I've never fucked him but I do pleasure him orally... he insists! JOHN WINSTINK HOWARD

Seen one bridge, seen em all

Fuck Rupert!

They're all cunts out there!
- Eric

He'll have to be dragged kicking and screaming! He'll only go willingly if Hyacinth wants to leave the royal trappings of his office behind!

Either Xenox News is moving up or The Age is going down the gutter since this same letter was published in The Age yesterday!

Tex Lumbago

I agree with Eric: given our geographic position, our shifty, slippery, and thoroughly repugnant little PM has dug us into a hole we may be stuck in for a very long and very unpleasant time! Oskar Wild

News today is that he is gone in July....thank fuck for that...

Yeh, but he said my dick was small!

Fred N

What????
Sorry you fail RACE 101!

Its just that everybody can't stand Simon "Mr Patriotic" Crean. Get some hard core, fanatical left, modern revolutionary in there and Howard would disappear oovernight. We want Gough!

Sorry Eric but you are the voice of the minority at the moment, just check latest poll results! As long as he keeps those evil refugees out and that middle class welfare flowing his gunna be around for a long time.

Tom Titmouse

Check the latest poll results for John Howard. Most popular PM in years. Must be doing a lot right for Australia. Unlike all the complaining lefties that frequent Xenox News!

Patriot

Huh, even Bukowski was non-anglo-saxon!

I know, those dumb wogs, Celine, Dostoyevsky, Nietzchse, etc Give us real wit: Milton, Chaucer, TS Eliot.

What's the use of comparing blood? You must have some real inferiorty complex to try and align your identity with a dubious, illusory, 'mighty' race. I guess you have a deep need to be proud of something, and, failing to find any personal attributes, are trying to latch on to some grand race.

Very basic, been done over and over by insecure individuals time over and over: 'The chosen people', 'Aryan blood', 'The wahtusi', 'The twist'...yawn

Brent Eady

He is a delicate flower.

You gotta feel a wee (willy winky?) sorry for Peter Costello...

Who????

That fuckin piss-weak old woman Warnie! My granma could have survived that fall!

Patriot

You are a misguided, ignorant and arroganrt fool.

Typical traits found in most citizens of the Empire of the United States.

And no, I am not a terrorist, leftie or greenie.

Given time, it is moron's like you that will spell the downfall of freedom of speech, democracy and equality. IDIOT.

I don't suppose you are from a US mis-information agency are you !!!!!

LOSER

This is great; I have been waiting for a site like this for years!

wee willy winky

Well what a shocker! Piss weak effort from MCG crowd. Not even a streaker. Don't you wanna be number 1?

Xenox News

Thanks for the vote of support Manny!
Joseph Gutnicked

Hey, maybe you could super impose a picture of Howard's head onto a picture of your body!

while meanwhile, back at the ranch