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But he is a tyrant and killing all his people!

Right. Where was bush and all his croneys when he was killing them? Selling him the fuckin weapons to do it!
Good lord I can't sleep at night cause of that nasty Saddam!

Woah, Mick Jagger posting at poofnews

I've shoved more balanced rags than this one between my bitchin legs, you mother-Auntie Nasty

Cryptography experts uncover a hidden message from the Prime Minister:

http://message.ollicle.com

Xenox News is a rag open to all. If Right wing ratbags are the only ones who submit articles, who am I to stop them? If you want some balance start sending in your articles!

Tex Lumbago
Editor
Xenox News

Hey Ed, what's with all the free airtime for these blinkered, rightwing ratbags? Is this Xenox News or Ari Fleischer News?

Looking for terrorists? Search the White House!

o what a moral giant is the U.S.A and what principled humatarians its (few) allies are in this sickeningly ludicrous "Coalition of the Willing": more like the Coalition of the Venal...

Turkey has held back voting on allowing American soldiers to deploy on its soil, because it wants Washingtoon to put up billions more dollars in "aid" to offset economic damage resulting from an American invasion of its Iraqi neighbour.

How much is Johnny asking for? Nothing? What, not even a "fair dinkum" bilateral trade agreement? How about an extra fuckin acorn for Pine Gap!

Dusty Davo from Derrimut

The mouse that roared? The Duchy of Grand Winston? Australia is going down the moral cesspool at a cracking pace!

You forget, CC: this is Oztrillia. We don't get off our arses unless the price of beer and ciggies go up.

Saddam always WAS a brutal dictator. It'sonly lately, histrically speaking, that the USA has "discovered" the fact. And obly after thgey fucked up catching Ossama bin Laden. And just which country is currently destabilising the world and defying global opinion and international convention more han any other (and certainly more than pissant Saddam). Answer: the USA!

Help the people of IraQ! Fuck that; lets carpet bomb the fuckers!

dont need no demonstrations. you can take the all the people who didnt show as being in support of the war.
So Peaceniks 1 Fighters for Freedom 200!

Concerned Citizen

Not me.

Patriot

Fuck America and THEIR weapons of mass destruction!

That 2 million was in ROME, not London. The London march only (ONLY?!!!) involved about a million protesters.

Now, where are all those PRO-war demonstrations, hmm?

Melbourne: 100,000 - 200,000
Sydney: 500,00 plus
London: 2 MILLION!

If the "anglo troika" invade Iraq, all three governments will be swept from office at the earliest opportunity.

How come the policy of "containment" worked on the most powerful rival of the USA the defunct USSR? And now we're supposed to believe its not "working" on a vicious little tinpot dicator like Saddam Hussein? The US administration really must think we are all idiots!

If you can justify the deliberate killing of infants then what's the argument against Saddam Hussein? Innocent Iraqis are the bloody meat in the gory sandwich that is Bush, Blair and that little pissant isalnd at the are end of the world. G'day Mite! How bout a depleted uranium barrage? Worked in the Gulf War! Hell, the Yanks are still getting results!

Wasn't a "Tom Collins" a popular drink with the paranoid, Cold War 50's set?

Xenox news contributors, if they get THEIR way, will jail Bush and Howard. It's called JUSTICE!

Did you hear about the Oz Pm who took viagra?

He imagined he strutted the historic world stage.

~ Ron (used to be Ronaldo)

The only weapons of mass destruction I can see proof of (and don't tell me they haven't been fucking try to find them and show us) are in North Korea.

Only problem is that because they actually have them no one is brave enough to take them. Much easier to take out a dumbass regime who only have a few scud missiles and the world's largest oil deposits.

The only people with the lw IQ are those who are missing the fucking whole point of terror, standing up behind the pissants who ceased chasing Bin Laden, and got greedy for oil.

So they found a missile base...so Saddam is Adolf Hitler and going to take over the world, with un-guided scud missiles!

Meanwhile North Korea tote nuclear weapons capable of obliterating all of Australia and the US West Coast...

So Mr Patriot who is the bigger threat?

Get real.

And should John Howard make some scathing verbal attacks on North Korea?

What a fucking joke.

For all of the enemies Australia is building in the Islamic world I hope George gives us some fucking cheaper petrol.

What is the bet that if/when the US take over all the oil in Iraq our petrol prices don't drop.

Meanwhile, 1000 soldiers surround Heathrow, anti missile launchers and helicopters surveil US cities, and Australia, the other third of the 'corporation of the willing' has armed its citizens with fridge magnets.

For Australians, this is a tragic comedy beyond all belief. We're fooked. Thanks Johnny......(at least try not to smile so much. So obvious he is relishing the international attention. "Darling, I got to shake hands with all of these dignitories and George says he is my friend!" Sad thing when senility takes over.

Sunken

Bush and Howard, if they get their way, will be able to jail the xenox news contributors without trial.

Whatever the UN inspection teams does or doesn't find will never justify an invasion of Iraq by US, UK and (are they serious?!) Oz forces. As long as the inspections continue, Saddam is neutralised - not that he ever constiuted a major international threat. The US however will continue its decietful campaign in order to gain control of crucial middle eastern oil supplies in order to utterly sideline all the global competition: Russia, France and Germany. It's the oil, stoopid!
HUMBERT HUMBERT

Great! I could use a laugh - Saddam H.

Leave it to the yanks and other super powers. Our island nation is seriously under powered, under manned and under financed to be putting itself in a position of mass retaliation. Who are we going to take on next, perhaps Johnnie can make similar statements about North Korea...not.

Sunken

...and now they have just found Saddam's secret missle base. What we need to do is to stand together against terrorism and rogue states. What answer are you offering M.Sunken?
Just roll over stick your ass in the air and let that bearded mother fuck you stupid!
The only thing terror understands is terror; and we will give them terror back right up to their bearded mugs!
No, we cannot hide. We need action. And thank god George W and our far sighted PM are here to fight this insane terrorist threat.

Patriot

Hey! That last comment really hurt!

Thumbman C/ Xenox News

WHAT COULD ANY MORE PATHETIC? THE "ALLIANCE OF THE WILLING" CONSISTS OF JUST THREE GOVERNMENTS (NOT NATIONS, JUST THE GOVERNMENTS!): ENGLAND, AUSTRALIA AND THE DRIVING FORCE THE USA. TALK ABOUT STICKING OUT LIKE A SORE THUMB!
LEMON AID

WHO faces these 'consequences"? You? Bush? Howard? No, the fuckin Iraqis thats who. and around 44% of them are under the age of fuckin 14!!! This is bloody barbaric

Neds dead, but he'd still do a bettr job that the Wiberal Weasle

The consequences are unavoidable and will be faced no matter what actions you choose.

What do you expect? He knows his place. Do you want Ned Kelly to be our Prime Minister?

Did youn see Johnny shaking ahnds with that mongoloid US President in Washingtoon? Bush all but patted our pathetic PM on the head and said "good doggy"!

Russia and France: two leading lights in international relations!
If the UN security council members want themselves to remain relevant in this post Sept 11 era then they better start listening to world leaders like PMs Blair and Howard. No more time for Saddam. Disarm now or face the consequences.

Patriot

"There is nothing in the U.N. Charter that would allow the U.N. Security Council to make a decision to change the political regime of one country or another — whether we like that regime or not."
Vladimir Putin - France-3 Television, February 9 2003

The tragedy is so few people realise the full of extent of American hypocrisy as it theatens Iraq, North Korea and others. History proves Washington will get in bed with the most abhorrent regimes is there's a dolar in it for the US!

Does it come in chocolate chip?

As the US invasion of Iraq looms, the 1.5 million Filipinos working in the Middle East are starting to fret!

But as plans are drawn up for the evacuation of Filipinos, those who suffered in the 1991 Gulf War have still not been compensated.

Read it: http://atimes.com/atimes/Southeast_Asia/EB08Ae03.html

Mark Latham's lastest description of George W(anker) Bush is "flaky" and "incompetent". He neglected to add "mad fucking idiot"!

Jesus on a stick? Is that some new kind of ice cream?

http://free.freespeech.org/americanstateterrorism/ChronologyofTerror.html

Looks like l'il Dubya will have to nuke Langley if he's serious about his "war on terror"...

Whats the goddam jesus on a stick pic for? that rotten old corpse has been the cause of more death and destruction that anygoddamthing else

i've got a load of stuff i can give you

Stiffy

StKilda

Are you giving blood or what? What is it that you are giving?

For you I would say it is takeing it away. If you felt that it was adding you wouldn't being asking yourself this question. You would just keep on giving. If you choose to give do it wholeheartedly and with no resentment and no expectation of anything in return. If you choose not to give then don't regret that decision. You should learn to make that decision when you feel it is appropriate and then feel no regret or guilt. And remember it is OK to say NO when you feel you need to do something else like take time out for yourself. Time for self is very important.

Incompetent doctor, burn a hole in the fucker and lose the nail, then scrape the shit out