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@RicardovitzYou've finally lost it Ricky. Unadulterated gibberish.

Dagger-mouth Lesbian whores suck'n thar blood from all 'o mmankind. Modarn day witches who brang EVIL across the land with perversion of l'ill boys 'n poison'n of li'll girls. sick workd thie is, boy's n' girls. Yes shire they is surely gonna burn fer thar sins!!!

Purloin - What the LNP are doing to Australia

nearly 20 years...

COVID-19? A Tasmanian concoction perhaps? Forget China, those in-bred folk have been mutating organisms for many a year!

Love that beaut Aussie couple pictured here. I reckon they are probably a real pair of Aussie battlers; living on Struggle St, working hard for their kids and paying off their 2nd investment flat. Well deserving of their largess from ScoMo and his crew.Or perhaps they are just typical Aussie fuckwits. You can make up your mind.

You bet your average Aussie is angry. You should see what is happening in Victoria! That dangerous Dan is burying us all in debt while his minions are insulting our founders! It is a disgrace!We won't stand it much longer. I reckon there will be a protest soon.

@AnonymousYep. The class clown that made PM. Only in fucken Orstralia

@RicardovitzLove the Kimsta. He has made a joke of the Orange Man from Day 1. He will still be King of Korea while Orange Man sits in prison with his clown family.

Ware's Kim Jung Fatty - he sick with thar Covid. He need some Lysol injected in his chink-veins. That'll cure him so's we can drop a big 'ol nukular bomb on his fat ass!!!

Sideshow Scott! Nailed the fucker!

You ain't seen nuthin' yet!

I'm a gunna take that virus. Dry it in the midday sun. Toast it lightly on a rosemary tinted fire. Baste it with the corn flour. Then jam it up my nose till all the pain runs away.

Just for the record that wasn't Brendan Nelson. He would never post on a website like this. I know the IP address might match but also know for a fact that his computer was hacked which explains everything ok? Please delete these messages.

Boxy. Dancing on Fire!

Dunno Max. Don't be so sure these fascist fuckers won't find a way to screw us hoi polloi even more. Just look at them try to resurrect the fucking Workchoices bullshit.ScoMo and his crew are the paid servants of the moneyed classes. They will try and fuck us over in any circumstance.

Why the kid gloves, Boxhead? let 'er rip, by gad!

@ChatoBack when Lordy was on the piss I think

@BrendanThere you go. I thought you were into the arts and stuff, but turns out Brendan is a poo jabber! No wonder there is no culture in this cuntry today :(

@Poet LarryetteMeet me in the gardens, early, like at around 4 and we can whip something out as we excercise. You naughty boy!! I'll have my driver there too!

@BrendanSure. I can whip something up. What you got in your kick?

Y'all be a wast'n good corn fer mak'n dummied up cures for no nevermind. They dern't neven have no corn in Australia. Ain't git no corn whisky neither. Injuns bring us the corn. Abos 'll explode if'n they try ta eat corn - like feed'n meth to doggies.

I think we might be able to spare a few quid for you to help us at the new war memorial Larry. To add some colour let us say. To be honest it is all so drab and we really need some verve and spunk and did I alreasd mention our budget?

Send the sub. Scour the ocean and dig him up. Put him in the White House. You won't notice the fucking difference.

@AnonymousA round headed catholic Zarathustra? I do not believe...

@Trevor 'Pothead' WilliamsWhere can I buy the book?

Alllll you boys 'n girls from Australia is gonna git the Big Freeze commin yer way. Winter gonna be cold fer y'all, 'n why? Cuz this is Global Coolding times. Shephards trails ';n franz gootenglock all y'all stanky 'opl gibber bones. Froooooze, yes indeed, it' sain't gonna be good. No sirree.

I wanna take a cruise. Floating on the see, just my girls and me. I have Lucinda from Detroit and Sweet Marie from Tashkent. Nevermind abut Loosey Lucy in the cabin downstairs. Tonight I will enjoy the moon with Mabel from Upper Komfuckya West. Life as a loose Lothario with a long languid lizard riding tween my thighs...All the bitches in the world and my heaven still is so far away.Shit. But now... Get ready for the ride of your lives people. For my cruise ship has sunk and you are all going down muthurfuckers.You ain't got nothing at all.

@Nit PickaRonsense. Yanks are as thick as 2 planks and dont need no survey to prove that.

Snort'n corn liquor be a lot better fer ya than corn pone dust.

He came back, he said, “Where the fuck am I supposed to go?” I said, “I don’t fucking know, I sent you round, why don’t you fucking go round?”

Fact Check: Most Americans think Elvis lives. Not true. A vast majority of Americans believe Presley did in fact die in 1977. A Gallup poll conducted in 1997 found only 4% of Americans thought Presley was alive, while 93% of those surveyed were certain he was dead.

Send Robin round!

Can you imagine what that prick ScoMo is planning for us? For sure he will put a 'porn' tax to fund all the money he is burning on the virus. Christian cunt.

@B JeezuzI took it. And now... Where is my mind? Where is my mind.

@Worried, RobinsonNo problemo. Dun it before. It all comes out in the end.

NO fucking stamp you cunt.

@B JeezuzDon't you think that would also cause a problem? Imagine if it clagged your rear end? Definitely a problem.

no stamp?

@Stoned out of my tiny gourdHey no worries! I take it in an enema.

@Digger, CarnbourneOh yeh. Shit for Brains born-again Christian fuckwit ScoMo is a real champ PM. Give him another month or two and you will see him for the clown that he is.

Well well well Max. It seems the fair dinkum Aussie is taking a shine to our no nonsense PM. Cool in a crisis, PM ScoMo is leading the fight to flatten the curve and beat the virus. How about some humility and getting behind him?Yeh, I didn't think so. You loony lefties just want to destroy our world envied economy because it supports fair dinkum Aussies and doing their fair share of work and getting their fair share of reward. Not like you bludgers!Digger,Cranbourne

@B JeezuzFor fucks sake don't soak the corn flour! You will never get it out of your nose. It'll be like snorting Clag for fucks sake!

@Green KnightOh I am fucking sure the powers that be in Israel would love to apply their spy technology on us all

@Dr BobYou know how we could get instant well being for us all? Tax the fucking Tech companies like Google, Apple and Facebook out of existence, and pass their ill gotten wealth to the people who really made it for them.

@Cyber BobSemantics. I wouldn't give those tech assholes the steam off my shit. For as soon as they make some usable discovery those pricks will try to make a buck from it, and screw your average worker.

@Toasted MuesliI knew you were going to ask me that.

I got polenta too... I will soak it overnight first.

Australia needs an enema and this virus just might do the trick

Alexa, what is "machine learning"?