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You got a clan? What's your tartan then you dumb hillbilly fuck? Have a Coat of Arms? I'd imagine it would be a pot with a racoon in it and a pic of your sister spreadeagled under ya daddy.

Blue skin Fugates - heard of 'em; taint never seen none. I reckon them bein french 'n from Kentucky, thar arnt a chance of none of my clan runnin into a blue fugate. I read 'bout chrome abos, but ain't never run into them neither. I did find me a lump 'o iron diggin fer root Saturday. Meteorite from outer space.

Blue skin hillbillies? Well I'll be! This world is changing...and not for the better it seems.

Send this Indian prick to Mosul. We know how to deal with him.

In short, blue skin is out. Brown skin is in. A few centuries from now, we're all going to look like Brazilians.BraziliansBrazilians.

It really happened: Six generations of inbreeding spanning the years 1800 to 1960 caused an isolated population of humans living in the hills of Kentucky to become blue-skinned.The startlingly blue people, all descendants of a French immigrant named Martin Fugate and still living near his original settlement on the banks of Troublesome Creek when hematologists studied them in the 1960s, turned out to have a rare blood condition called methemoglobinemia. A recessive gene was pairing with itself to change the molecular composition of their blood, making it brown as opposed to red, which tinted their skin blue.https://ca.news.yahoo.com/humans-eventually-look-brazilians-140349518.html

Great news from our dynamic new PM. I have longed for that stinky Spiro next door to be given the boot. Now my wife and children can bath in the Ganges with no fear of his evil European ways.

Oh Modi you are setting loose the Tigers of India! The world will tremble when they hear our roar!ps I can't stand souvlaki either.

Annus Horribilis!!!!!

Could they start a channel called 'Pothead News'? I'd be an avid watcher.

What channel you watching?

I declare Modi the Man. The Man that must be taken down if there is gunna be action in this world at all.Shun this cunt and his supporters totally. Don't do business with them; for it is only money these fuckers understand. Let's take these upper caste cunts and send them out to clean the shit in the fields, to bury the dead, and to clean the dunnys.Only after they have done this will we entertain their fucking 'business knowledge' and how they are bunch of 'go getters'...Go and get fuct!

Let's have a poll. Who would you rather dip your wick in? That skinny legged Daily Mail reader or our glorious head of state with the sexy legs and the stockings and the garter...?Liz you got my vote! Let me rub my sceptered shaft against your holy crown...Hmmm.. thinking of that now.Fuck. Wish I had a servant like them to clean me.Yours with ruling rod in hand,Hairy Buttfucker

Damn should see where I am now... King.Of. The. Fucking.World. With a tart in every port ;)

Gor blimey that pic of liz has me hot under the collar i am telling you!

If we join can we still get blow jobs?

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That lass has got skinny pegs. I'd reckon she'd snap in half after a good rogering.

I thought Private Pyle done himself in?

What's he doing flirting with the new Queen?

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About time that boring Queen stepped down. What sort of role model is she anyway? She hardly changes her clothes!Can't wait till we have the dynamic duo of King Wiliy and Queen Kate on the throne.It will be the spark the dull English Royalty need. Love to see a few more racy shots of Kate wearing her Tiara as well ;)

There is a empty council flat next to me that the toffee nosed tart and her wog husband can live in if she quits. But please don't bring her brood of inbred misfits; they should get off their arses and look for proper jobs now that their mum has quit.

That's a good list of Political Pundits for Modi's inspiration. With this I can see that this guy will quickly put India on the fast track to prosperity and riches.Either that or it will shrivel up it's worm infested arse.

Our man Modi is a man of action. he will raise up the tigers of India until we roar and the world trembles! "White" man your time is over.

I like the cut of his gib. And he doesn't look like a girly man like most Indian males do.

I reckon he is a cheat, just like his countries dud cricket team.

Give us back Kashmir and then Modi can start talking.

Depends how long they have been out in the sun I suppose. If you take your average Ken from Kiev I'd imagine he would on average get 3hrs of sunlight a day, while your Karl from Kharkov would probably get less, maybe 2.5 hours. Both being bald headed square heads, the normal look of your East European savage, that would mean an accumulation of 2.5kJoules per CM squared of skin
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With that sort of energy you'd think they'd look like a couple of darkies from the Congo!

But in reality, due to their defective genetic traits, they are as pasty white as a hillbilly sister fucker from Georgia USA.

So in answer to your question - neither.

Which is whiter - a Ukranian er a Slav?

Rubbish. That evil bastard Putin is the Commie nightmare born again. Us eastern European Micks arent gunna take it again; we will burn that mother down and the rest of those ignoble slavs.

The Ukraine IS being saved. By Putin! Crimea is RUSSIA!

One look at that lying dickhead Abbott and my poo flows like wine!

This here newpapar been hacked by US gooberment!!! Uncle Sam's big, fat yankee eyeball is bleed'n stingrays down on ya.

Mate you gotta feel it as well as look at it. How else can you tell if it is a healthy turd?

All those lazy dole bludgers will have to get off their arses now that our great leader PM Abbott is in charge. He is cutting the dole off to these layabouts, and finally they will have some incentive to get a job rather than live off the backs of the hard working taxpayer.Digger,Cranbourne

What about when it changes colour? Can you keep track of that? The other day I had some good old aussie corn and what started as yellow came out a brilliant red colour. Any ideas on why that might be happening fellas?

I had a crap the other day and I swear it looked like this guy:[img]http://articles.economictimes.indiatimes.com/2012-07-08/news/32578280_1_tcf-gspc-field-development-plan[/img]So I wiped my arse and I flushed that motherfucker down!

My poo is pain.

If only someone would come up with a scientifically rigorous way of measuring this... Only then will I be truly confident my bowel is beaving correctly.

Abbott doing a top job?  hahahahaha  i think you mean One-Term-Tony....

What about the forgotten art of Colonic Vocalisations? Where a skilled artist could literally sing for his supper with his anus? A marvelous entertainment, it was once the pinnacle of popular culture. Don't we all long to hear the smooth sounds of legendary flatulist  La Pétomane again?

Digger, send 'em to me. I reckon I can use a heap of latte or whanot sippers. I git thar latte coffe a bewin fresh up. Come on down ta my land 'n watch the corn grow tall 'n strong, Think'n on grow'n citrus - gotta git a green house fer that. All my goodies is "green" - dern't use nothin but organic fertilizer 'n such - entrails 'n eyeballs make 'em grow big 'n sweet.

Strong Budget to handle the financial mess the loony Labor party left. Someone needs to tell those moaning latte sippers that your fair dinkum hard working aussie isn't gunna pay for there carefree lifestyle anymore.Time for all them bludgers to get off their arses and get a job!Digger,Cranbourne

How much freedom does a man need? Can he have the freedom to live? The freedom to exist without some Stankovich or Sonovabitch from Smolensk sticking his ugly Russian mug in the way? Sometimes I think the Fuhrer was right... Exterminate the brutes!

Tain't 'bout who git the biggest gun. Thems who git the most guns 'n ammo slaughters the tyrant. Y'all gunless Aussies jest 'member that.

I wouldn't know a Ukrainian from a Dalmatian but I do know a bigger gun is always the best solution.

Sounds like a bold and audacious plan. I am sure the vast majority of right thinking Germans and Russians would  support it.As for the Ukrainians? In the long run they will be better off too.

What a marvelous web design! Can I tweet about my scrolling LED Belt Buckle and keyboard pants ?

Let's look at it from a purely business point of view. Which is, I am sure you would agree, the only non-partisan view. I say they are not slaves but chattels, and therefore come under the property arrangements all civilized nations agree on. So in reality it is only a business transaction, nothing more than that. And given that the Nigerian government hold the Boko boy's wives and children, it seems more a mutual negotiation than any act of 'terror'. As long as a buck can be made there is no need to fear.