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Do you have girls for we. Allah demands we will sell them in the market to Muslim Men because Muslim Women too ugly, too fat, too saggy too shrill to please the eyes and ears of Imams and holy Muslims. A black holy man of Islam with name Boko Haram, help us with 200 schoolgirl volunteers from exotic lands. He do work of Allah! Allah love young servant girl in Koran. Allah demand that we love young servant girl too.

Teach, that's cuz book-learn'n is fer dummies. Real learnin only comes from some neferious devil who git 'hold of yer balls 'n a rusty haksaw.

What did Thatcher's Govt really think of Ronnie? "He was a bozo" http://angryarab.blogspot.sg/2014/05/british-respect-for-ronald-reagan.html?m=1

Now that is a classic!

Next turd i flush will have Joe fucking Hockeys name on it.

I got lost in the supermarket

Well, Hockey's clear minded Commission of Audit have produced a blueprint for the continued wealth of the nation. And for it to happen the bloated and lazy Public Service just have to remember to have their toilet breaks at home and not on the hard working taxpayers dime. Not too much to ask, is it?

UFO loonies! They are everywhere on the Internet.

Nonsense. The first grunge record was by Linda & the Lovemasters, 1968. They released a 7" which featured a dirtied up guitar, screaming vocals, and flannelette shirts. The title?
"Who's gunna clean my sinkhole?" backed with "Oh oh! The plunger got stuck!"

This English git on the radio reckons Kym Salmon and the Scientists invrnted grunge music.

Here as the earth turns to industrial wastelandThe ecosystems suffering ridiculous levels of extinction and habitat lossThe totally insane running the planetThe rest deluded with religious ridiculousness or worship of moronic celebritiesIts nearly time for farewells ladies and gentlemenIt was ok for a timeBut the dumb ape male dominator greed impulseHas fucked it all upStill some good stuff to enjoyWhile it quickly disappears in clear sight

Can anyone confirm if it was Simpson and a mule and not a donkey? Like 'War Correspondent' I fear there has been some misinformation going around on this story.

We have our new American planes coming. 12 billion dollars worth! We'll really be able to show them now. And, and, and, yeah. So there.

Splitters

Tain't' git nothin ta do with Clayton County - Clayton Co, south of Ratlanta might as well be Mogadishu.Clayton - aas in city Clayton ain't from thar neither, but dern't live more 'n 12 miles from it.

Is this the photo of when Obama legalised dope? Looks happy about it.

Miming is pretending. Let's pretend to start a war. How about poking that old Russian bear? All these faux moves by clever clowns advising their elected fools. Yes, it is best to keep your mouth shut so that no one will know what a fool you are.

Fancy a pooey boy Ricky? Sure breed them weird in Clayton County, Georgia.Why don't you stick to diddling your sister? That way your little pea shooter won't get so smelly.

As a protest I refuse to wipe my arse until Hockey resigns.

That'll learn 'em!

Pooey Peet's future: Come down here 'n fertilize my corn with yer poo-caked ass, boy. Tell ya what, I'm gonna hitch you pup to my tractor with a chain 'n drag yer pooy ass all 'cross my hunderd acres. I'll even pay ya $3/hour fer all yer hard work.

Did they make a film of the conception of this little tike? You know, maybe Willie left his phone cam on or Prince henry did it for a joke.Any ideas where I could find it?

That thar pinkie 'll fry up jest like a possum. Whatch ya wanna do is hold it real tight behind thar ears. Stick a nail in the critter's eye 'n giggle its brains ta kill it. Boil it fer ta git the hair off. Gut it. Then jest fry it up in some renderered fatback.

I DONE TOLD Y'ALL YALLER DOGS THIS A YEAR 'N A FORTNITE AGO!!!

You wanna know yer future; jest ask 'ol Ricardovitz.

I DONE TOLD Y'ALL YALLER DOGS THIS A YEAR 'N A FORTNITE AGO!!! You wanna know yer future; jest ask 'ol Ricardovitz.

RIght on Joe. I'm sick of these bludgers and welfare queens crying out for more of my money.I earned it. So fuck off.

A 'pinkie'? What sort of creature is that? Sounds like a furry little fucker that dwells in the buttholes of uncircumcised mountain men.Men perhaps like you, Mr Ricardovitz!

Tain't nothin but a pinkie - kill 'em with blue rat cakes 'n feed 'em to the Abos. That thar's what ya call "welfare" in the South.

where is the dead body?

Oh that sounds dreadful!I wonder what Kate was wearing when they shot the Bilby? Does anyone know?

I've said it before ([url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Images-of-the-Body/bums-with-beards-ii.html[/url]), but that William is a dead ringer for his inbreed forebears. And he seems to have their intellectual capacity as well; ie zero.

I hear young Will enjoys a she-goat or two on those cold wintry English nights

The new royals are so boring... I remember the good old days when your average Duke or Duchess wouldn't mind a goat ride or bit of devil worship to spice up their life.Look at the clowns we got now!Hard to think that they would do anything out of the ordinary. It's like they got a family from Neighbours and decided to make them King&Queen.

Jobs? Decent wages? You're just trying to distract us from the wonderful news of the Duck and Duckess of Windsor gracing our unworthy Antipodean shores. Shame on you!

Is Jesus gonna rip yer nuts off Satan Lover??? No he ain't. He's gonna have is bitch, Satan, do it. What you dumb Satan suck-ups dern't understand is that Satan is the servant of the Lord. The Lord is ALWAYS in control, 'n Satan - he jest rides bitch. The Lord pays Satan in dirty souls to clean up evil filth so they dern't muck up God's Grand Plan. Sorta like havin yer own personal armorer flush the crud out of a Colt 45 after shoot'n 1000 rounds of cheap, dirty Russian ammo.

Did Jesus fight the Pharaohs? What part of the Bible says that?Meanwhile I will celebrate the best day of the year, Good Friday. When we strung up that old hippy until he started moaning and calling for pappy. I know, cause my God was there ;) Banging some cute Palestinian gal just on the Hill of Golgotha while old JC got an old poking from his Roman servants. Nothing beats loving Satan. You can take your eternal life and shove it way up your hillbilly arsehole dickhead.

Jesus was a warrior, not a hippie! If'n he was live durin 1776, heda been fight'n King George, jest like he fought them Pharosees. If'n he was live today, he'd be marchin on the Capital with a flat-top haircut 'n guns a blazzin shouting to that chimp-in-chief:Ye make twofold more the child of hell than yerselves. Ye serpents, ye generation of vipers, how can ye escape the damnation of hell? Thar new Pharisees, Obama 'n his minions be as poisonous snakes, destined fer wicked judgment which would be yers in the fiery pits of hell.That thar is Warrior Jesus - warrior 2000 years ago.....warrior today; time makes no nevermind.

Salvation? Oh I have been searching for that all my livelong days. And now you tell me some bearded sandal wearing hippy from 2000 years ago can give it?Brother, I am on board!

Thar Lord gave you yer body 'n free will; the Devil pervides temptation. Poo worms squirmin out yer stink-hole is jest a reminder of ware you is headin. But them poo worms cain't stop a soul from turnnin 'round 'n findin salvation in Jesus Christ!!!

Wow. What poetic talent! Shows you what dinkum Aussies can do.

Ahh fuck you, you straight laced hillbilly. Live your life as a tight arsed numb skull and enjoy your rewards in the grave as the worms suck the marrow from your bones.God gave me this body to sample the earth and that's what I'm gunna do!

'N we gonna be laughin at you when yer dead crack-head stink-hole is birth'n a million babby poo-worms. That's jest what a bare-foot meth-mouth hippy is good fer.

I voted with my feet and left. Left this shithole and burnt all my belongings. Now barefoot and free I laugh at all you suckers working. It's easy - get on the dole, get stoned, and don't give a fuck!

No problem. Our PM Tony is onto it and they will find that black box very soon I reckon.Just another example of the Abbott go-gettter Government of doers and winners. Imagine if those Labor losers were in charge? There would be no hope!Digger,Cranbourne

I preferred Ronnie when he was Governor. He would visit Birmingham and tell us we oughta 'Move them Hippies North'Wise advice I thought.

Was there even a President in the 80s? Fuck man I can't remember. I started that decade with my first joint at 15, and by the mid 80s my mind was fried on coke and bennies. I never even watched the news. Or read the papers. It was just dance, fuck, and drugs.But you know, things change.Now I am running for Parliament. Don't forget to vote for me.

No job? The answer is simple; start a business.That's what my daddy did and look at me now!

I git a job fer ya. Put on yer gold tooth, yer afro rag, yer baggy pance, but dern't ferget work boots. Then jest wonder down 'ol seed tic rd sing'n some rap toon 'bout niggaz kill'n whitey. Word 'll git out 'n I'll come ta greet you 'n take you to yer new job. You can even bring your punk jail-mate - maybe he need some work'n too. How 'bout teach - you git tard of that golden chair, come on down 'n live low to the dirt.

church on sunday sunday

all day every day

and tuesday monday