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Have they caught you there a few times Ricky? Looking up those naughty 'Kissing Cousins' pics? Why you peverted hillbilly!

Nope. Thar 'bout 50 nautical miles off yer NE shore jest mull'n 'round, drink'n vodka 'n listenin in on piss'n 'n groanin 'bout bannin more guns.

Hey, Mentalist - ware's yer boy Kooshyar Karimi now??? Sipp'n mint julips 'n eat'n cherry bon-bons on Richard Gary Casey's fron't porch???

Hey, Horny Harry, I git some news fer ya. You is goin away fer a long time fer exposin asio agent A.S. Williams, IT administrator at Monash University, fer her work at RG Casey. Dern't you never git 'tween yer gooberment when they is spy'n on Lebos 'n neferious whatnot. How many dern times you need a Dixiecrat ta tell ya - dern't go snoop'n 'round Monash U's internal IT department. Thar's bares in them woods, boy. Yessiree, thar is!!!

What happened to all those Russian ships heading our way? Took a detour? Sunk? Lost in a cyclone? Pity they didn't show up; they could have taken Abbott and his band of Lib fuckwits back to Siberia with them.

Hey Pablo I got a little corkscrew in me pants that can fix your problem. Just roll over you Spanish cunt and let me fill your hole and your shit will flow out like it is on tap.

My boy Putin is a gunnin fer you Aussies. Yessiree. Wanna know why? Cuz you ain't git NO GUNS!!! Your women folks done cut your man-sacks off 'n now you look like a bunch of clukin hens fer the Russian Wolf to feast on. That sackless tranny-nanny Barak Obama is tryin ta do the same thang to us Dixies. But, we won't have none of his black monkey shine. Nosiree. Come 'n git us Putin....I'll fight yer commie whores 'n make gasoline outa yer thin commie blood!!!

Should have taken the corn https://www.xenoxnews.com/life-a-style/under-the-influence/3066-the-magical-mystery-of-cornflour

Well assuming this story to be true, unlike the litany of lies this newspaper normally peddles, I'd say we have a case of spontaneous excretion. It happens only very rarely and has been associated with high levels of stress, prior intoxication with unusual herbal mixtures, or too much buggery.So Pablo, out with it. What's the real reason you perverted Spainish tart!

Suicide will fix it. Never have to wipe your arse again.

Marry a coprophiliac. Keep you both happy.

The men of today. If they are not planning to rape some woman on twitter, then they are fretting about getting a backhander from the wife every now and then.Pathetic. 

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Just back from the barricades and i can say the spirits are still strong. Our boys and girls will be cracking heads soon and have Hong Kong open for business again soon!

I say send the Missus to ISIS. Birds of a feather etc... 

Best fucken poem Ive ever read.

Lived with one too. This cunt wouldn't let me fart or shit. I was his completely he said. Beat me and nearly killed me. if that's not terrorism what is?Maybe if we defined domestic violence as terrorism they might do something?

Well she can terrorise you all she wants but at the end of the day are getting any? You know, some Matrimonial duties ;) What the Good Lord made Eve for? Are you?Cause I'm not. Not a lick.If you are I reckon it's a price worth paying.Yours limply in hand,Hairy Buttknuckle

I killed hogs on the full moon, or just about the’ full moon. While the moon was shrinkin’, the meat’d shrink. There be a lot’a lard an’ grease come of it on the shrinkin of the moon. Dern't never kill no hogs on a new moon, you dern't make much lard, and the meat’d swell up when fer cook'n it ‘stead a shrink'n. This here gall shouln't aught ta cut on thar wart on a new moon. Any 6 yar old doctor'n woman coulda told her that.

Folks in N. Georgia way back when dern't have no negros. They git white servants ta work thar land. Perty much same today. Git 'em mostly from orphanages. We dern't have nothin ta do with negros in these parts. Ratlanta 'n south - thems the ones who cozied up ta the n*g*e*s. But, dern't worry none 'bout the facts - all that dope you stuff in yer nose is jest gonna jumble it all up anywhoo.

Yep, we sure whipped those yellow bellied southerners good. All we left were inbred drakes like the clowns of Clayton, the Ricardovitz clan... Those sister-banging hillbillies are as thick as two planks, and actually got a good tincture of negro blood in themselves as well. I suppose ol' Great Great Grandpappy got tired of banging his sister and took to evenings with his slave. A miserable cur race they surely are...

Injun lovin Billy Sherman you lookey here. We git you negro-lovin, drug-guzzlin Yankees by strangulated!!! Dirtroit - GONE!!! Cickago - DYING!!! Ohio - WHITE FOLKS GONN SOUTH TO TEXAS!!! Jew York - FESTER'N STINK POOL!!! New Jersey - FREE STUFF...FREE STUFF...FREE STUFF, shouts the darkies as they is runnin in the streets look'n fer broken big-screen TV's 'n rat gizzards at the Piggly-Poke.

Georgia sure is a peach. Or perhaps it is better to say that it is a butt that looks like a peach

There is no North Georgia fool. There is only Abkhazia.

You wanna be free as a bird? Well I'm gonna tell ya - a Southern man dern't need no long-haired injun 'round anyhowSweet home North GeorgiaWhere the skies are so blueSweet home North GeorgiaLord, I'm coming home to you

Hea hea hea - its fat Lemuel!

I found God, and all his Devils, inside her.

I wonder how things would have turned out had someone been there to offer some alternatives to both Mohammed and Jesus: "Look, you can carry on the way you are going, OR, here, why not take these keys, there are five cases of whiskey in the back seat, take off into the desert morning" [img]https://www.xenoxnews.com/images/joomgallery/details/machinery_11/machinery_9_20140424_1152400297.jpg
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Yep, Johnny...yessiree it is. White Pride - tain't nothin wrong with that now Johnny, is it - Cain't fault a man fer bein proud of his ancestry.

This here is code, Johnny...CIAFBI anti-gooberment code. If'n you no wat's good fer ya, you'd run like a negro bein chased by a bare!!!

Well Johnny we have been around for a long time (https://www.xenoxnews.com/home/editorial/2879-10-years-of-xenoxnewscom-our-editor-declares-his-principals) so we have picked up a lot of absurdity along the way...As everyone does I suppose.

This news website is most interesting but puzzling also. Much absurd content. This is to confuse, yes?

Hitler's sentiments are common currency these day and not just in Germany. I hear down under bigotry, superstition and hate speech is officially condoned

It seems to be Mr Whitlam was unique in this backward foolish land down under

Herr Patriot you naiivity is touching. Your idiocy is astounding.

Nonsense. Sensible measures for dangerous times. The recent terrorist act in Ottawa would be enough for any clear thinking person to agree with what the Abbott Government are doing.But when dealing with the Islamo-fascist sympathising left clear thinking doesn't come into it. Does it?God bless,Patriot

Australia's extremist CONservative federal government has just introduced "anti-terror" and "security" laws that Beijing and the Kremlin would be proud of! Kiss your :"fair go" goodbye, cobbers!

I am glad you bought up Junie Morosi... Cause by God she sure get's me up!Yours in a haze of 70s memorabilia and tissues,Herr Fucknuckle

First time I was an eye witness of the fear of fascism was when I was a kid in 1975.The smiley librarian at school had a gloomy look on her face and I had never seen any of my teachers look so real. She said to her colleague: "They sacked him"And I somehow understood a big lesson had just been learned.

The first and last truly visionary prime minister this country ever had. Cuckolded by the usual idiots, swinging voters who never know their arse from their elbows. If anyone's bankrupting the joint and marching the nation into ruin it's the current crop of lying pigfuckers

Pigfuckers beware! Gough really IS a legend now. And legends NEVER die!

You know Australia would be broke if we did all those things Gough did.Hold on.He did do them! So why aren't we broke then?

Rajneesh aimed to create a "new man", combining the spirituality of Gautama Buddha with the zest for life embodied by Nikos Kazantzakis' Zorba the Greek: "He should be as accurate and objective as a scientist ... as sensitive, as full of heart, as a poet ... [and as] rooted deep down in his being as the mystic."[160][186] His term "new man" applied to men and women, whose roles he saw as complementary; indeed, most of his movement's leadership positions were held by women.[187] This new man, "Zorba the Buddha", should embrace both science and spirituality.[160] Osho believed humanity was threatened with extinction due to over-population, an impending nuclear holocaust and disease (such as AIDS), and thought many of society's ills could be remedied by scientific means.[160] The new man would no longer be trapped in institutions such as family, marriage, political ideologies, and religions.

Rubbish. That hippie lovin Gough was nearly the downfall of our great nation. Even now we are paying the price; thank god we have Tony to right our ship.Digger,Cranbourne

Oh Ricky we know the only pussy you've doctored has been your sister's ;) With your teeny tiny tackle no doubt!

Queer-folks 'round here dern't seem ta know nothin 'bout pussy-doctor'n. This here is best left fer the womenfolk ta tend to. Cuz, thar tain't nothin perty 'bout a sick pussy that no man never need ta fix his sights on. Nothin bout a fester'n gash squirt'n out liquid liver 'n goat cheeze that Larry is gonna want ta have carnal relations with. If'n that thar Boxhead ever had carnal relations with nothin other 'n his sinful hand he'd know better....but he dern't.

Larry. Why not become a gynaecologist?

The arseholes on top aren't gunna move just cause you 'occupied' some roadside corner. Have to interefere directly with them and their mechanisms of rule. Strike hard and strike quick.

How about leaving some chicks for us Larry? I've been desperate and dateless for as long as I can remember and it's because of greedy fuckers like you that I can't get a root.

Larry you two timing bastard. I'll have you by the balls I swear.