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Once again Xenox News presents ground-breaking facts no other newspaper, broadcaster or website would dare publish in fear of upsetting the powers-that-be. This is truly inspiring news and a sterling example of hands-on reporting. Hands ON!

I agree Harry! These nitwit scientists come up with theories to suit themselves.The only balanced individuals are those who suppose everything and believe nothing.

You new age clowns believe anything! As if that dropkick the Dalai Lama has anything sensible to add to our lifes? He would have us running around in prayer wheels while he and his robed fuckwit mates rake in the cash!Fools. The lot of you!

Dr Richard Davidson (Vilas Professor of Psychology and Psychiatry Director, Laboratory for Affective Neuroscience Director, Waisman Laboratory for Brain Imaging & Behaviour University of Wisconsin-Madison USA) says the practices suggested by the Dalai Lama can help your brain to evolve into a far more efficient organ. He scanned the brains of the Dalai Lama's friends and noticed great improvements compared to the brains of people who don't meditate.[url]http://www.abc.net.au/radionational/programs/allinthemind/our-emotional-brain-6th-may/3985474[/url]If the scientists say so then it must be true. Closing my eyes now.... breathe in...

I took a photo of myself in the mirror again today. Gosh, I am always taken aback with how sexy I look.Do you like it when I pout my lips so?[img]http://www.shotpix.com/images/34329473092722234081.jpg
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Getting back to the original premise of the article...If your savior is to be bearded should it be a nice trimmed King George V or a fully fledged hirsute maze like JC?

Man, what a downer that will be. I think I better stock up on my Nimbin green and get ready for the Abbott shit storm!

If Tony gets in it won't be worth living here. He has already said he is all for fracking so say goodbye to the great artesian basis and our agricultural industry. Say goodbye to the great barrier reef. Say goodbye to ever getting a retirement pension. Say hello to a country run by a right win religious lunatic.

Tony will be best PM in history. Hopefully he will start sinking all the reef boats and sent the cunts back that are already here. Then start on the dole bludging parasite began turds that live here.

I wish I could suck myself off - women are cunts !!!

If that is true he has probably been enjoying himself immensely this last few years....Look! He is going to make Tony Abbott PM of Australia so he can laugh himself silly even more!

"Satan" is actually Shathahn the Liberator, also known as Yeyshus, a mythic, pre-Christian, pre-Sumerian god who, supposedly, created mankind to toy with because He was bored.

People! Stop working! Stop paying those stupid bills! And for fucksake dump all your credit cards! It's all a trap, a fucking yoke, little more than slavery for the rotten bastards who call the shots and wipe their asses on your mortgage papers! It's time to get proper helpings! Start carving!

My hands are real steady when I mull a mix up for the bong. And afterwards they just rest in my lap so I can twang me wire all day long.

"It is widely acknowledged that cannabis doesn’t give any advantage in fast-paced sports, but may prove helpful in disciplines like pistol shooting or golf where a steady hand is needed."[url]http://www.rt.com/sport/doping-wada-canabis-marijuana-sports-olympics-504/[/url]

I stumbled upon this web site and now I feel dirty and abused! Praise the Lard!

Well normally I ain't to excited by bestiality, but the thought of Satan fucking a goat excites me like Jesus fucking Valerie!I'm off to the dunny; back in a few minutes.Yours dribbling from the eye,Hairy Buttknuckle

Poor old Satan; so maligned by those nasty christians. [img]http://tinyurl.com/6smtfld[/img]

I've always fancied the cloven hoofed one as my deity. I mean, as discussed elsewhere in this august journal, who would trust a bare footed jewish hippy with a beard? Only a fool.Get with the strength. Get with Satan.

I would have to agree that a beard can make a bloke look like a cunt:[img]https://www.xenoxnews.com/component/option,com_joomgallery/Itemid,330/format,raw/id,911/type,img/view,image/[/img]

I have a chisel I could lend you

Scientists are confirming that the hole in the earth's magnetosphere is gaping wide.Why is it a problem? Because toward the end of this year solar activity is due to increase dramatically.Where once the magnetosphere would have protected us from these massive solar flares, the current defenceless position will see chaos worldwide. Our electricity grids for one will be fried. If humans aren't wiped out at year's end you will have to, at the very least, revert back to the paper version of Xenox News...if you can get any paper and writing implements. Any of you mugs good at rock carving?

I was going to take FlimFlam to task for the weak kneed racist/sexist taunt however I just watched Q and A from Monday and after watching this Mirabella in action I have only unsavoury words to describe her myself.And she will be the Liberal Minister for Industry. I thought the ALP had some no-hopers on their team! YeeGads. We are in trouble people.Q and A starring the Sophie Mirabella - don't bother just think yuk and dumb: [url]http://www.abc.net.au/tv/qanda/txt/s3489812.htm[/url]

What about the bloke who sports a XA logo in his beard? How does this type of beard affect the matrix?[img]http://epicbeard.net/beards/resized/466.jpg
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I reckon that wog bitch Sophie Mirabella has a beard... Or at least a moustache!

With a few exceptions, most beard wearers are fat lazy cunts

Yes interesting, this issue will certainly be re-visited by the MSM as the elections come closer. Check this article in the Australian from last year:"Some Liberals believe the activities of the religious Right are increasingly becoming a matter for Tony Abbott."[url]http://www.theaustralian.com.au/national-affairs/opus-dei-shapes-as-a-challenge-for-abbott/story-fn59niix-1226065960567[/url]

Opened it up for me

Oh Fritz! I don't care. We coo like two turtle doves when your mouth is on my muff!

She says its like sand paper after I shave.

I think beardies are generally a confused lot. Their facial hair goes through all sorts of weird phases: five=o'clock shadow, bristles, gaoties, moes, full, half, thick, thin, and in bits and pieces with a patch here and there. Meanwhile, the clean shaven man knows what he wants: a vagina just as clean into which he can bury his scratch-free face!

Two types of beard wearers:1. The manicured and styled beard or moustache2. The beard that grows naturally through laziness (not by design)Draw your further conclusions ladies and gentlemen

What does the beard wearer want? That to me is the fundamental question. Do they want to stand out from the crowd?Assert their manliness?Make themselves more attractive to the opposite sex?Is it a way to compensate for other weaknesses they possess? The questions are endless. But one thing is certain; at the bottom of every beard wearer is a deep and uncontrollable perversion. You only have to look at the beard wearers through history to see the proof of this assertion.

It takes a certain man to carry off the look. Not any himbo can sprout a beard and look civilised. Gentleman, I don't mean to go all Godwin on you, but I present someone who could wear facial hair:[img]http://s1.hubimg.com/u/6301484_f260.jpg
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Bill Shorten goes viral on the internet in Pythonesque type fashion. What makes it funny is that he sounds serious.'I support what our prime minister has said.''But you don't know what that is?' replies the political editor.Mr Shorten said: 'Well I'm sure she's right.'[url]/url]

Fuck Rupert and cockeyed sons.

I've always found that truth comes in 750ml brown bottles

I come old friend from Hell tonightAcross the rotting sea

So what's new? Remember General MacArthur? The hero of Manila, the governor of Japan and the jackass of Korea? In 1932 tens of thousands of Depression Era army veterans, many unemployed and destitute, came to Washington, D.C. "to demand immediate payment of their bonus. They proclaimed themselves the Bonus Expeditionary Force but the public dubbed them the "Bonus Army." Raising ramshackle camps at various places around the city, they waited". What they got was MacArthur commanding infantry and cavalry supported by six tanks. The so-called Bonus Army was attacked and their camp torched. "Two babies died and nearby hospitals overwhelmed with casualties. Eisenhower later wrote, "the whole scene was pitiful. The veterans were ragged, ill-fed, and felt themselves badly abused. To suddenly see the whole encampment going up in flames just added to the pity." That's your US democracy for you. Then as now. Remember Hooverville. Never forget it! http://coat.ncf.ca/our_magazine/links/53/4.pdf

ANZAC Day in Australia is really just ANAC Day. Those parochial inbred Auzzies always leave out the New Zealand contingent.

Suspicion breeds confidence. And remember: we're all in it together.

And you wonder why need stronger laws to deal with these people? Here you have they typical example of inducing terrorism by verbal assault.

Having difficulties with the 'more sex' component. Does masturbation count?

Welcome to the NEW Age of Reason. More dope, more grog, more sex. Life as it should and must be lived! Hellalujia!

Glad to see someone is thinking about the important things; rather than the usual 'she said, he said' rubbish the mainstream media serves up. Better you think about it, tell me what's right, and then I'll follow.

"Of all the things, why must we have no 'erb? Because 'erb is the healing of the nation and when we smoke 'erb we can communicate with each other and live better. When you smoke 'erb you see the system in front of you, and people don't want war when they smoke 'erb." - Bob Marley

I've always found the IPA to be credible, reliable, and accurate.I am of course referring to the Institute of Pubic Affairs (see here: [url]https://www.xenoxnews.com/Middle-East/IRAQ-A-FREE-ENTERPRISE-PARADISE-IN-THE-MAKING.html[/url]). That other mob, the Institute of Public Affairs are rubbish. Look at the weirdos they employ; that Chris Berg looks like a girl. Is he one?

Source: IPA? The discredited IPA??? The fucking gutter-trawling IPA??? The neo-con propagandist IPA???? You have got to be shitting me!

And a steady job is important too?

One fact that the potheads never fail to mention is this:\"50% of those who smoke pot regularly do not have a steady job."Source: IPAPot smoking is typical behavior of latte sippers; no responsibility taken.