Dear Boxhead,
I have searched and searched but I can’t find you on Facebook? Are you there? If not, why not? If you want to communicate with the masses surely you must be!
Marc Zuckerberg
Dear Marc,
The reason you couldn’t find me is because I am not there. I have made a conscious decision to avoid that place. I know it may mean my intellect will not reach the fullest of audiences, but perhaps only the cognoscenti of XenoxNews.com deserves the fruits of my wisdom.
Besides, I don’t have a face. I have a box. So why the fuck would I join a place called Facebook?
Dickhead.
Lovingly,
Boxhead
