ALL HAIL OUR NEW GREEN FUTURE

Australia awoke last Sunday to a new sort of tyranny. An unelected fool with the popularity of a fart in a board meeting has attacked our finances with a bold new tax. A tax that if allowed to continue could stricken our economy dissolute.

 

Some may say that it is only a small tax, one that with the help of the CPA could be avoided. Well I say beware the thin edge of the wedge! For if they can tax Carbon I wonder what is next?

Oxygen?

Hydrogen?

The full fucken periodic table!?!

 

floodgates

A new Carbon Tax? Now the flood gates are open...

 

Gentlemen, I have been to the lands that lie under the environmentalists thrall; the Germanys, the Sweedens. They are desolate and hateful to the businessman. Envious of the go-getter.

 

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Behold your new green future fools!

 

At times like this I wonder; where are the leaders of men now? The ones who strut the stage of the world and say "I am not ashamed of who I am and what I believe in."

 

Perhaps, just perhaps, our Tony is such a man.

 

 

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 14 years ago
    I read in the Herald Sun that we now have to pay every time we fart.

    Can you believe that? This is green madness!
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    · 14 years ago
    Heavens to Betsy! I went to Whyalla for the spa and... it's NOT THERE ANYMORE!!! Whyalla has been wiped out!
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    · 14 years ago
    First they come for your bodily fluids...

    Now they even want your expelled gases!

    Is there no limit to the nanny-state latte-sipping watermelon-reds attack on our personal liberties?
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    · 14 years ago
    Thar only chance we git is ownin land 'n makin yer own rules.....fightin off any 'ol joker who try ta takei it way from you!!!
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    · 14 years ago
    Maybe if we all had guns we could shot the tax dead?

    Seems logicle to me
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    · 14 years ago
    And now they are saying that nice Mr Abbott is a sociopath if not a psychopath! Goodness me but people can be cruel. At least he answers questions directly, never ever lies and always means precisely what he says to whomever he is saying it to.
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    · 14 years ago
    Tain't nothin nobler than shootin taxes.......cept maybe stabbin 'em, er lynchin 'em. When I see that hearse come a rollin ta carry them taxers away, we will shout in jubilation 'n fire our guns in a 10,000 arms salute!!!
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    · 14 years ago
    I have never shot taxes but once or twice I did shoot at taxis. The drivers smoke, their cabs are filthy and they never know where they are going. And they charge far too much.
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    · 14 years ago
    I used to shoot at taxis with my mate Ray. We had one of them old school pea shooters (more like ball bearing shooters) and we'd take pop shots at the traffic while we were wagging school, drinking brandivino, and listening to 'Before the Flood'

    Hit a few of them too ;)
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    · 14 years ago
    Don't worry me hearties, it will be the shortest ever levied tax. Come the next election these pack of lying degenerate commo arseholes will be thrown out on their arses. Fine bunch just look at them. Slipper raging faggot lying cunt expenses rorter and boy fucker. Bob Brown, what can I say, Brown by surname to match his shit coloured cock after he pulls it out of his boyfriends arse. Wong - fucking lezzo slope carpet biter who was allowed to adopt a kid, won't it be fucked up when it gets older, and it goes on of course queen juliar ??? lezzo with her fag hairdresser bloke. How fucked fare we....???
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    · 14 years ago
    Yeh all will be jolly on the good ship Tony with first mate closet poof Chris Pyne and jolly round Joe Hockey scrubbing the decks.

    And don't forget Bronny Bishop and Sophie Mirrorballa getting frigged in the rigging!

    Sailing on to a bright and wonderful future...
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    · 14 years ago
    Three quarters of businesses surveyed do not support Mr Abbott's latest "blood vow" to repeal the price on carbon. And Indonesia has refuted his vow to tow asylum seekers back to Indonesia: they will not allow it. So where does that leave Mr Abbott. Oh yes, in the undiscovered country of his own feverish imagination. Famous in his own lounge room. Such a foolish man.
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    · 14 years ago
    Join yer Shooter's Party!!! All Hail Dixie!!! Or be homosexual concubines fer chicks with sticks.
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    · 14 years ago
    I don't see what the problem is; our new Premier has decreed Global Climate Change a scam and I believe him cause look how many people voted for him!
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    · 14 years ago
    The climate change issue can be easily resolved if everyone simply holds their breath until it goes away.
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