#ASKBOXHEAD Schapelle #Corby

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Dear Sir/Miss/Mrs/Ms Boxhead,
Recently I have heard the name Schapelle Corby a lot. Forgive my ignorance, but is this a new brand of deodorant, a contestant on The X Factor or a Queensland holiday resort?
Yours sincerely,

Scarcely Vexed

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Dear Scarey,

Ahhh… Schapelle. She has been a favourite of mine for a long time. And going by this:  Search XenoxNews.com Schapelle she has been a favourite of XenoxNews too.

 

You know I helped organise her release? It’s true. Amazing what a man with his head in a box can do sometimes. It took a while, but after a few phone calls to my friends in Jakarta and Denpassar she was finally let out. Now all I need is those bastards in her family to cough up the dough they owe me.

 

So with her out and about can we never hear of her and her dimwit band of followers again?

Amen.

 

Love,

Boxy

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  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 12 years ago
    With that tramp, they should have thrown away the key!
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    · 12 years ago
    Lemme tell ya 'bout that li'll whore. Schapelle's brothers is none drug dealers. Schapelle, she saw them 'ol boys whoop'n it up 'n asked them how she can git a li'll fer herself. They said "Here ya go, Schap, you take this here surf'n bag ta Bali, have yerself a good whore of a time, do what yer told, 'n when you git back, we is gonna give you this here pile of Aussie Bucks".

    Yes, them Corby brothers was a bunch of theiv'n, drug-dealin, trash. Then again, Schappelle 'n them good-fer-nothin brothers of hers all come outa the same momma bitch. None of 'em ain't no good.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 12 years ago
    I am surprised you have so much interest in Schapelle Ricky. Does she look like your sister?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 12 years ago
    Legalise it, brother!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 12 years ago
    Yep, I know the goin-ons 'n whatnot of Australia. Dern't forget, I run fer Prime Minister evrey election. I'm thinkin of send'n some VOTE FER RICARDOVITZ shirts to them bum camps all 'round Bidwill. It's all 'bout Guns Freedom 'n Work. That's what a real man is all 'bout. If a man dern't give no nevermind 'bout "Guns Freedom 'n Work, then they ain't nothin but a homosexual, hen-pecked momma's boy.
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    · 12 years ago
    Well I am a Mummy's boy from way back and it hasn't stopped me from rising to the top! Look at me now: I am the Minister of Education for Australia. Top that you hillbilly know nothing.
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    · 12 years ago
    Boxhead, how 'bout ya be a good 'ol boy 'n bring this boy Tony Perish a freshed bake rhubarb pie. I gonna 'range it fer ya. All ya gotta do is git him his rhubarb pie. The Lord 'll smile down apon ya fer yer good deeds. Yessiree, sweet as a snort 'a lilac 'n cream.
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    · 12 years ago
    Ricky i thought you preferred your sister's Hair Pie? Or is it the Cleveland Steamer she bakes up your favourite?

    You sick hillbilly numbskull..
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