DEAR RICKY...

Xenox_Submitter 23 January 2007 0 minutes read

Is it OK to wipe your pecker clean with your nation's flag after a late night web surfing session?

Worried,

Sutherland

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She was a lady I was a tramp She liked scampi And her cunt was damp And I prodded it up And I prodded it in And I prodded it round And I thought: this is sin But never mind Never mind I'm a nigger, she's a white chick And love is colour blind

Clive

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