Dear Ricky...

NJot only does Jesus love porn, he IS porn... oh, the shivers I get when I see those images of a semi-naked man nailed to a cross!

and you WILL see Jesus. You WILL wish to hell that you sought Jesus during your life. But, once you dead, you dead and Jesus cain't help you then.

The Lord will smite them who make an abomination of the human flesh. The Lord will condemn all Soddomites to a brutal death. Whores can be forgiven for their sins, but only through the salvation of Jesus Christ during their lifetime. God will judge us all by what we have done to accept the redemption offered by our Lord and Savior.

By this decree, I am passing on the Gospel to the most heathen of all of the sinners ('cept muslims - there ain't no savin them) and thus I fulfill the work that the Lord done commanded me to do.

So, Higgins, Jesus don't love porn. And, you must give up your pornogrophy addiction and accept Christ into your life, for then you won't never want for the sin of the flesh ever again.

Jesus was a black man and he's gonna fix up all you hate fueled white hillbillys. You'll see before long Ricky (you dumb fuck)

The first Jesus who never existed? Or maybe the other Jesus who never existed. You can be sure that just like the Ark, there will be a never-ending supply of Jesus-who-never-existeds to preach and bleat about while the faithful dig-up their loot for the priests and sky-pilots to stash!

He was a white Semite. And, he came from the whiteish Hebrews, from David's line, not them brown swarthy lookin ones. Also Captain, there ain't but one Jesus Christ. You don't need to pay no never mind 'bout which one this or what one that, if you are all good with going to Hell. Don't you worry yer little self over what Jesus preached, unless that is you want something better than Hell and eternal damnation with at the hands of an angry and vengeful Satan. If you don't know Jesus before you die, then he ain't gonna know you when your tourmented soul burns in the firey blazes of Hell.

And why call ye me, Lord, Lord, and do not the things which I say?

Of course, we all know there never was a Jesus as described in those disorded ravings called the Gospels. No historical record, totally fake story built in Rome on top of earlier state Roman religions and even worse stuff. However, it is a happy little myth, rather like the Easter Bunny story, or Santa Claus. Useful for keeping naughty and dull children in check. It has always been useful for keeping the perversions of the bogus churches well-funded too.

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Another bum that needs a shave. What is wrong with these people? Don't they have any dignity?

Scientific studies have shown that 8/10 women prefer men with no facial hair.

Improve your odds with the ladies; have a shave.

He didn't die, because he never lived. But keep your faith - Okay?

You can take any of the 8, those other 2 - man, throw away your razor!

Mary did have a beard!

But, I ain't. So, y'all's gonna have to wait a little while longer.

Until then, boys and girls, yuck it up.

Satan represents the ultimate Nihilist; he is banished from Heaven for one celestial day for questioning the authority of the television, that drug of mental escapism and intellectual erosion.

I thought my razor was dull until I heard Ricardovitz.
And that reminds me of a story thats so dirty, I'm ashamed to think of it myself.

For a while there I thought you were saying that Ricky was Chicolini the idiot. And who is Max Gross really? This is getting deeper than a cold-war spy story!

Max Gross is reportedly doing community service after being charged for urinating in a public place (the steps of Victoria's Parliament House, I believe). There is also a gag order imposed and he is not permitted to profit by discussing his crime with the media.

THis sick obsession with some guy who may or may not have existed 2000-odd very odd!) years ago is pornography gone mainstream. Whats with parading crucified fucken showroom dummies around and outlawing condoms in a world full of AIDS? All sky-god nutbags should be locked up in a nuthouse somewhere out of harms way!

I reckon the dern Guberment has fixed me up with dern near evry filthy hippie disease. Now I got herpes in my face. Don't give me no n*g*e* jive-talk 'bout gettin' it from kissin' yer favrit pig. Ain't never got it before, I reckon the Tenant has somethin' to do with this, while I been smokin Meth or huffin glue!

That thar is the Tennant's writin. He the only moon-faced, inbred, retard who talks 'bout kissin pig that nor lickin pig this or that. Tennants know I don't do no hippy drugs - I just catch them dumb 'ol tenants doin this in my rentals.

And, when I do, I get them Hauler boys to take care of business. I don't get involved in none of that kinda stuff. Them Hauller boys does what they do and ain't mean no nevermind to me thereafter.

Just lettin ya know, Tenant - it's the 5th - PAY YER RENT OR DIE.