IN HOC SIGNO VINCES

It may come to pass that Ostrichlians
give up the good fight and cave-in
to the Chookists.
Do not be led astray by the gaudy
but empty promises of the rubber chook! As they march in their smart teutonic
uniforms, the sign of the rubber chook
held aloft, many may rush to join them
in a desperate attempt to have a life
beyond the matrix reality of TV.
In the great moral battle that lies
ahead, we must be strong enough to
resist that glittering whore -
THE RUBBER CHOOK!

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