THE MYSTERY OF SCIENCE

Filled with poindexters and bean counters. A mystery to most of us; the World of Science.

Filled with Mathematicians and frauds.

The lies of science keep growing; as does the ego of these nerds.
Now they demand worship and obedience.
“Bow down Ignorant one; my forehead is swelling with brainpower.”

Well fuck ‘em. Since when has one of their ‘doom&gloom’ predictions ever come true?

Fucking never.

I’ve worked with them; let me tell you the Secrets of the Scientists:

1. Like you and me they hate their peers with a heartfelt intensity.
2. They are unlikely to ever get a root outside of their own area of study. For instance a biologist would never fuck a physicist or a non-scientist. So they have created an in-breed line where they inter-marry. Their children go into the same field of study as their parents and their minds are just as mangled.
3. The bar of proof has been lowered ever since Jenner stuck the milk maid with a pin of cowpox; in fact it is easier to be published now in a Journal of Science than it has ever been.
4. They are the sole remaining group left in society spoon fed by Government and our taxes. This makes them instinctively anti-capitalist.
5. They never wash yet think that their shit don’t stink.
6. They are certain that their opinions, on any matter, are more informed than the rest of the populace. “Ignorant swine” is what they call the rest of us in their laboratories.

The years of in-breeding have refined the modern scientist to an arrogant, ill-informed, bag of hot air. All too willing to pontificate on all matters, the nonsense they spout is lapped up by a subservient fourth estate as pearls of wisdom.

The men proud and boastful. The woman cold and aloof. I hold the Scientist of today in contempt.

J’accuse you scientist as being a right royal arsehole.

Padre Pio
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    · 19 years ago
    In a world filled with morons, it hardly matters. When so few care about anything except the footy, or personal vainglory, maybe we should all be fighting for the best cabins on the Titanic in its last hours - like non-core John and his groupies. Isn't that what it is all about now?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    The only good scientist is thems that done blowed something all to hell.

    If they cain't make it go "BOOM", what good is they?
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    It's cheap, easy to make yourself, and you can get the ingrediants at your local wallgreens and home depot.

    It's so easy, even a mexican can make it. They've been working overtime just for you on this one. Please, the Meth bugs are calling your name - we all want you to guzzle some Meth.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    It is my dream. I am totally on board with getting our scientists to develop more potent mind altering dope. It will serve to further segregate the productives from the unproductives, until we productives can fully make the unproductives completely dependant on us.

    They will be our slaves....until we no longer need them. Our progeny will be taught how to use and control the slaves with dope. And, they will be taught the exact time when unproductives are no longer needed, and the Third Testament will command them on how to euthenize them.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    I can remember where I put the viagra.
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    · 19 years ago
    What ever happened to 'Nerd Power'?

    I understood it was going to take over the world.
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    · 19 years ago
    Power brokers are constantly wiping the faeces off the end of their cocks.
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    · 19 years ago
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbNH_8zzxPA
    >Sigur Ros Glosoli

    Nothing to do with science but I thought you might like it.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 19 years ago
    Homo Sapien, if thy filthy knob offends thee, tear it off! Perverts are always on thin social ice, and tolerance can be strained by the microbial filth that surrounds most perverts like a filthy miasma of disease and decay. Homo Sapien, I hope that helps you in your struggle with Satan and spiritual degradation.
    - anti666
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    · 19 years ago
    I recon thems children must be the kin folks of you socialists. Teaches them right nicely to be sheeple, don't it. Ain't that the message? Ain't that the dope-guzzling theme you communists brain-wash your kin folks with?

    "Follow me to the highest cliff" "Then jump" "You will fly, just lick on these here mushrooms and you ain't gona feel a thing"

    So the communist drug-guzzler shows them kids flying and having a good 'ole time. But, these are the last of the sheeple, and it don't sit right with drug-guzzling commies to show reality.

    Because, in reality the larger starving males would have eaten the weaker littler ones. Devoured them like famished wolves, fighting over the fatty pieces. They wouldn't waste good meat by leading them to their deaths off by leaping off of a cliff.

    A world of nothing but starving children would very much resemble a world with any kind of starving carnivore. That is reality, the truth, that which is incomprehensible to drug-guzzling communist hippies.
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    · 16 years ago
    my life is one science experiment
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    · 16 years ago
    My, what a lot of sockpuppets you have.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 16 years ago
    We are the voice of the voiceless. You know; like Ossie Ostrich.
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    · 16 years ago
    Archaic Revolution
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    · 16 years ago
    Wow! This site is approaching 0.9 TimeCube!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 16 years ago
    A time cube? For whats sake is that?
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    · 16 years ago
    http://www.timecube.com/
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    · 16 years ago
    Actually, I'm a chemistry major at the University of Delaware. My mom is a nursing school dropout and my dad is a HVAC technician. So...i guess that whole thing where I mangled my mind with my parents' field of study is a bit off. I'm sorry you got a hold of a thesaurus. Everyone knows that idiots are impressed by big words. I'm sure you'll have a lot of people on your side because they'll be so in awe of your vocabulary, but honestly the shit you typed is complete asshattery.
    P.S...if chemistry is full of lies, are you going to battle me about what the atmosphere is made up of? Or are you going to tell me that glucose is actually made up of the blood of Christ...not C6H12O6?
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    · 16 years ago
    "are you going to tell me that glucose is actually made up of the blood of Christ...not C6H12O6?"

    The problem is that science is always changing it's mind; this year blood is made from glucose, a few hundreds years ago scientists were saying something different. And you can bet that in the future the public-teat gouging scientist will be saying it is made of something else again!

    The difference is I have the truth! The pure unvarnished truth! Told through the ages; unchanging and unstoppable.

    Our church and our faith will be here long after the 'scientist' and his arrogance has vanished from the pages of time.

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    · 16 years ago
    Right. It's totally unchanging. Which is why it is so unbelievable. New information demands that previous discoveries be reexamined. It happens to everyone even in daily life. You have an opinion based on a certain set of facts, and then ou acquire new information, which causes you to reexamine and occasionally change said opinion. That's what occurs in science. It's called progress. The difference between science and religion is that scientists are intelligent enough to understand the progress and go with it rather than hiding behind the same "truth" that has magically been held intact for thousands of years. Except you guys can't even agree on when your lord and Savior was born. See, that to me is a pretty big fallacy. If you can't even agree on when your mysitcal zombie was born, why should i believe anything else you preach? Yeah, if you're right, I'm going to Hell. And I'm okay with that, necause i'm ppretty sure it's bullshit.
    P.S. Who told you it's the truth? Did Jesus tell you it's the truth? Or did you read it in the Bible? Because the Bible is all about interpretation. I can give 3 people the exact same passage and they will each get a different meaning from it. So what you view as the truth could actually be sarcasm...ever thought about that? If your god wrote like Kurt Vonnegut, Christians should definitely rethink their stance on a lot of things.
    P.P.S. Don't trust Wikipedia again because blood is not made of glucose. Just an FYI. Yes, there is glucose in blood, but I'm pretty sure your blood is not composed entirely of sugar. Rather, it's made mostly of water. (You ever seen a flowing river of sugar? Yeah, me either.)
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