AKAB DZIB

How about I just cut off your skin and wear it? Then I'll look just like you?

But watcha gonna do about that God-awful smell you folks have? And, you still ain't addressed that puney brain size problem.

Me wearing your skin will help your looks a lot. Don't worry your white man stink will hide my scent completely.

Where we all came from. Where we all go to. Unless we didn't, or unless don't. Maybe...

Jesus was a black man.

Now all the whitey's and Klan members bow down to him and pray.

Wierd shit. Even the aliens don't get it.

The Grays get it. The other's don't.

Clearly, if you read your bible, you will know that the Lord favors the color white over the color black. So, why would he create his Son in the immage of something "black" - which would certainly not please him.

Furthermore, Mary was white. There weren't no blacks for thousands of miles in that area of the World back then. They were still swinging from vines in Middle Africa. Even the Ancient Egyptians who were darker skinned whites, depicted the peoples to the east of them as fair-skinned whites. Those living way to the south of the Egyptians, as can be seen on Pyrimad paintings, were black as Anubus, their death dog.

I'm a n*g*e* and I fucked a white chick.

Can read the Bible clearly. It's a self contradictory mess.

But, I certainly can understand how that will be your crowining achievement in life. That's what you people are all about - bragging about who or what you "fucked". Funny thing is, I don't think that "white chick" is bragg'n about who she "fucked".

Hell, there's even women who fornicate with dogs, horses, etc. Most likely the the one who fornicated with you, done fornicated with all sorts of nasty things first.

About the Bible. It is clear, you just don't understand what it is saying. No athiest understands the Bible, 'cause you need to understand that there is a God before you can reconcile meaning from the Bible. The Bible weren't meant for some dumb atheist to sit and cipher about.

Thank God for that then! I won't bother reading it anymore. Christians seem to be nothing but a bunch of war mongers anyway.

You are nothing more than tools of the Devil. Your evil angel will take care of you soon enough. Ain't noth'n for me to do. You either get it or you don't......for now. But, you will get it some day. Oh, yessiree, you certainly will.

Well you're definitely not a christian then. Whatever you got I don't want. I think you got it alright. Up the arse quite a few times didn't you? Problem by your local priest too.

Oooh ooh the devil! By the way athiests don't believe in the devil either. So go away little girly boy who like to make poo poo on his other girly boy friends. https://www.xenoxnews.com/mediashare/qz/liq89t8mkaiextb06d5qv2n9v1wsks-tmb.png" target="_blank">https://www.xenoxnews.com/mediashare/qz/liq89t8mkaiextb06d5qv2n9v1wsks-tmb.png ">

Atheists are ignorant tools of the Devil. They do the Devil's work by evangelically trying to get others to believe there is no Devil....

When no one believes in the Devil, it's much easier for Satan to corrupt with pure evil. Last thing Satan wants is for you to know the torment and hell that is waiting for you when you follow in his footsteps.

Its gonna be amazing. Just picture it: Jesus arrives in his celestial rocket ship, long blonde hair flailing around his face, waving his hand. His Father and Mother smiling proudly up above. "Love" is everywhere. Even Ricardovitz starts crying about all of the evil things he has said about people who have a different opinion than him or who come from somewhere far away. And just as everyone starts the big communal hug. The big, "everybody kneel down and praise the Lord" session - BAM-ZAM - the miniature alien parasites come out of their passive hibernation state and activate all of their evil, Satan like plans! However these little alien guys are from another dimension and have way loads of interesting truck happening compared to that sissy boy desert rat Satan. Up they spawn firing out their proton bending, anti-gravity, laser beam shit every which way at the beJesus. Poor cunt didn't know what hit him. Before he knows it his own celestial spaceship is hurtling downward - spiraling. Ricardovitz however gets down on his knees and starts praying to his Jehovah man. "Please God - I know you are real. Save us all from this scary stuff and I will promise to stop my blaspheming. I will stop referring to your people, whom you created in your likeness, with all the nastiest names I can think of. I promise I will try and take on some Jesus like humility and I will stop writing and publishing all over the internet about how much better and superior I am than everyone else. I will stop pretending that being a Christian gives me the right to celebrate the shooting and bombing of innocent women and children. Please forgive me"

Just then a sound so huge - raucous - shatters the skies of the earth. The sound of a very large horn. It is so loud that people can't hear their TVs momentarily.

Remember this is all real just like it says in the bible!

An army of all of the Credit Card Evangalists appear. Following them are thousands of their subscribers who have all been waiting years for the big day - which the evangelists had promised them - would be the 'big payout'.

But Jehovah does fuck all, as if he ain't even there, and blondie Jesus' space ship goes crashing into the desert.

Near death, Jesus crawls out of the wreckage barely alive, cuts and bruises against his celestial flesh once again.

"Father, father, why the fuck have you forsaken me once again"?

He takes one last breath but his injuries are to great. One last groan and he quietly dies, blood, water and piss already smelling in the crusty mud.

The crowd having heard his last mournful words, without needing an answer turn as one and look over at Ricardovitz with a mixture of sadness, hate and disappointment in their eyes...

The Devil is the biggest trick of believing

@Pizza Slut But has gotta have the pineapple.

@Aussie Pizza Connisewer Chicken Pizzas were once referred to as Poofta Pizzas in Melbourne. Not sure why. But we can't call them that anymore. Perhaps they could be re-badged as Woke Pizzas. Or would that be a Vegan Pizza? But if you insist on adding pineapple to a Chicken Pizza then Poofta Pizza is about right.