AKAB DZIB

They are insisting that I become a vegetarian. Something about the well being of the implants. They are VERY persuasive so I am on the seaweed and gruel. I am also convinced that I must go to Chichen Itza and the main focus of my daily life now is preparing for this journey. I feel a bit like that idiot in Close Encounters but, like, this is real. I am not sure what they will do to me if I don't go. I am not really worried about it, however they annoy me less if I stick to the program.

I have ordered the bombilla for the yerba which is part of my preparation.



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    · 19 years ago
    What the fuck are you on about?

    I think Pervy you have been on the bong too long. Get off your arse and get a job you pothead bludger!
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    · 19 years ago
    You are taking orders from the cooties that live in ya pubes.

    Says it all Hippie!
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    · 19 years ago
    Yes! I know about THEM. THEY have been VERY insistent in my affairs also. I dare not disobey THEM. I hear THEM all the time now. THEY call me now! I must go! Good luck Pervy!
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    · 19 years ago
    Of the Inner Plants
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    · 19 years ago
    to stop by Machu Picchu
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    · 19 years ago
    I love Chicken Pizza!
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    · 19 years ago
    Go beyond the voices....
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    · 19 years ago
    Just turn left at the epiglottis and pencil up the oesphagus and all will be well.
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    · 19 years ago
    C*nt!
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    · 19 years ago
    Just a tourist trap. A bunch of rocks one atop of another placed there by a bunch of midget canibals who were the ancestors of present day Mexicans. While Europeans were studying the stars, begining the industrial age, learning how to make things from iron, and developing a sophisticated scientific culture; these dumb, squat injuns were making big old rock piles. Even those dead-dog worshiping, sunbaked, desert-coon Egyptians figured out how to make rock piles almost 3,000 years before the low-witted mexican injuns did.

    Only a drug-guzzling, smoked-up, nose-candy addict hippy would think there was something to see in an old injun rock pile.
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    · 19 years ago
    Do you take a train to get to Chickenpizza?
    Can you get take-away?
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    · 19 years ago
    No. You have to get away.
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    · 19 years ago
    This is not my beautiful house!
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    · 19 years ago
    She is not my beautiful wife! Where is my beautiful pizza? This is not my beautiful country! (where is this leading?)
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    · 19 years ago
    They are not houses. They are space travel preparation laboratories.

    Next flight out departing soon, stopping all stations to never never land.
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    · 19 years ago
    Where does this highway go to?
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    · 19 years ago
    Aliens of the very small size are really much more powerful than the larger variation.

    Using a similar modus operandi as the parasite responsible for toxoplasmosis the intruders can orchestrate the behaviour of their host much like a conductor conducts an orchestra.

    The question is:
    Are you infected, and, if you are, do you trust these foreign invaders from afar to guide you in a way that is beneficial to the evolution of your organism?
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    · 19 years ago
    The question is do you? and what are you gonna do about it whitey?
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    · 19 years ago
    That won't help none with your inferior brain size and squat, wide features, but it's a start to the end of the ugliness that constantly hurts my eyes.
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