AKAB DZIB

They are insisting that I become a vegetarian. Something about the well being of the implants. They are VERY persuasive so I am on the seaweed and gruel. I am also convinced that I must go to Chichen Itza and the main focus of my daily life now is preparing for this journey. I feel a bit like that idiot in Close Encounters but, like, this is real. I am not sure what they will do to me if I don't go. I am not really worried about it, however they annoy me less if I stick to the program.

I have ordered the bombilla for the yerba which is part of my preparation.



Loading comment... The comment will be refreshed after 00:00.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 3 years ago
    @Major Denmore What about egg and pineapple on my chicken pizza? Would that make me a felching poofta? You bigot Major D!
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 3 years ago
    @Aussie Pizza Connisewer You brazen hussy!

    I think it best we finish this discussion in my quarters. And that's an order.
  • This commment is unpublished.
    · 2 years ago
    @Unregistered Wow, what is that in front of him? A typewriter?
    And also amazing that a link from 17 years ago still works!
Write comments...
symbols left.
or post as a guest

Latest News

The Year That Is 2026

From The Archives