WATCH HOW HIPPIES, LESBIANS AND YER GOOBERMENT HAS BRAINWASHED ITS STUDENTS
A whole heap of college runts converge on Melbourne
from 50 gooberment colleges across 12 countries to do some verbal feuding spouting off 'bout this and that bit of brainwashed politics. Ain't gonna be no new idears thar folks, jest a bunch of young drones regurtigatin the drug-induced rage of senile hippies.
This old hippy, Victor Finkel seems to think thar's gonna be some real debatin goin on hear, but Ricardovitz begs to differ. "University level debating is seen as the highest level gooberment propaganda in the world and students will have spent months being brainwashed by drug-pushing hippy professors to further that agenda in something we like to call a "debate".
Do you reckon thar's gonna be any debate on topics like:
They's gonna control everything over at Monash University's Caulfield Campus. The semi-finals will be held in the upper and lower houses of the Communist-ridden Victorian Parliament and the grand-final will be held at the new Melbourne Convention and Exhibition Centre.
The format for the competition is the traditional Hippy-controlled style of two teams of three speakers, and one sombitch lesbian with a vice grip on every man's testicals. Teams receive their topics just half an hour prior to the debate, but after the lesbian makes sure that vicegrip is good and tight on everyone's gonads.
The patron of the championships is the Governor-General Ms Quentyn Bryce AC. Maybe she'll be the vice-grip designee this year too.