I TOOK A NICE SHINY RED PILL THIS WEEKEND

Abstract: Man, it was fine.
Professor Williams, Xenox Institute for Pharmacological Research Result: A highly agreeable experience. All my senses used. At first a tingling sensation in the spine; then a gentle wafting of the central nervous system. Finally I lay flat on the floor after walking through that door of perception.

Conclusion: Even though it contained unknown ingredients I heartily recommended it to other pill thrill seekers.

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