OSAMA ON THE WEED...

FlimFlamMan 27 April 2006 1 minute read

I was just reading Angryarab and he suggested that old Osama might be on the bong. Reasoning is that the way Bin Laden rambles in his tapes suggests he must be stoned out of his gourd.

Maybe the Afghan cave dweller has some natty dreads under that turban of his?

Are Muslims allowed to smoke dope? Instead of the booze, puttin' some hash into a hookah?

After his AK-47, is this Osama Bin Laden's prize possession?

Could this be what the War on Terror is - boozehounds vs potheads.

People choose your poison.

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agitprop · 20 years ago
Well why the fuck not? We all know dumb ass Dubya snorted coke! Hey, is that what this fucken bullshit "war against terrorism" is all about? The pot smokers against the coke fiends? Hmm, all that opium growing in Afghanistan...
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Anonymous · 20 years ago
Search for where the weed is then. And where is the most dope grown in the part of the world where Osama is hiding?

Iran.

Old Osama is living it up in Tehran, waiting for Iranian President Madmanahmed to make him an atom bomb.

Time to hit the Mad Mullahs and their terrorist friends before they hit us.

A.Bolt
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FlimFlamMan · 15 years ago
If old Osama had been stuck on the bong in Tehran maybe he'd be still kicking...
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