Created: Saturday, 05 August 2006 Written by FlimFlamManIn defiance of the war that will come I stood out in the backyard and had a piss. The stars were glorious, and my urine rolled over the dank dust like the flood of love I wish to give to the world's hotspots.
Then I flicked me pecker from side to side and looked my neighbour in the eye and said:
"It is all for peace."
All for peace.