Created: Saturday, 24 December 2005 Written by ChatoPM proves he is no Grinch. In a magnanimous gesture that
has finally silenced his critics
the PM has donated a quart of
his semen to his adoring public.
John Filth explained his gift:
"I followed the biblical injuction
to never spill your seed. I just
saved it all up.
What better time to donate than
at the celebration of the birth
of our Dark Lord Satan?"