Created: Wednesday, 21 June 2006 Written by Chato
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Daleks run wild in Oz

In an insane fit of generosity, the plucky
little deranged arse-seeking dalek of Canberra
has pledged to give as much Oz natural gas to
the United Satans of America as they can burn
in an orgy of capitalistic waste.

"We are Ostrichlians, and cannot possibly
find a use for this valuable resource, as
we are too fucking stupid. Here! Take it.
Take it all! Ha! Ha! I'm a dalek. Look at
me mum! Exterminate! Exterminate!"

At this point, Johnny the dalek flipped
his lid completely and started buying
billions of dollars worth of useless junk
from any country that would sign a contract.

The Oz public noticed nothing, as they were
too busy watching gross retards attack balls
in an insane demonstration of futility.