Created: Saturday, 24 June 2006 Written by Proud Dick PullerAged PM Howard's attack on the rights of Aussie masturbators shows no signs of abating.
One of his mindless minions Bronwyn Bishop has come out with a hair-brained idea of jail terms for those that willfully defile the sacred flag of Australia. The law proposed by this harpy has a definition of defiling that includes "the ejaculation or placement of ungodly bodily fluids on the flag."
What the fuck does that mean?!?!
I, like many other proud patriotic Aussies, love nothing better than sitting down with the Aussie rag close at hand for a session of visiting my favourite web sites and jacking off.
Should there be a law against this?
What the hell has this dimwit land come to!
No longer available for cleaning yourself.
It is time for all Australian wankers, of all sexes and creeds, to get their hands out of their laps and stand tall and tell this overbearing Government of do-gooder born again Christians to get their noses out of our business.
And if they don't listen to us then we might have to start exposing their own hypocrisy.
With pictures and video.