Created: Monday, 09 April 2007 Written by Chato
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John back in training for the big one.

Non-core John must have felt the need to update
his lie portfolio. His latest pathological
production is pretty good, and shows he hasn't
lost his touch for whoppers.
John claims that all the things he has done in the
past decade were done to improve other people's
lives. Remember, this drivel comes from a prize
student of Margaret Thatcher's theory of
individual selfishness as the highest good.

Of course, John does not expect anyone with a
memory to take him seriously.